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I know a lot of people like to talk kiwi about Twilight
"Oh, she's a mango alicorn"
"she's social inept who for some reason became the magical avatar of [giving a mango about other people's feelings]"
But I'll say this:
In when that whole "Taking Flurry-Heart to a room with a highly contagious disease debacle", Flurry threw a gigantic tamper tantrum (as I'm sure you are aware)
When this happened Twilight, and I want you to take notice of this: DEALT WITH THE PROBLEM LIKE A SANE PERSON by talking to her.
Last time in MLP that there were 2 alicorns in a room and one of them threw a FrankerZing magic-powered-hissy-fit SHE GOT SENT TO THE MOON FOR ONE THOUSAND YEARS
so, yeah,
Twilight > CelestiaWednesday, 10-May-17 05:46:36 UTC from web-
@zennx Celestia imprisoned a dangerous apocalyptic force and arranged for a 1000-year long game to destroy it by harnessing the most powerful magic in Equestria and ensuring this magical protection for the years to come
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@thelastgherkin that baby had enough magical power as a newborn to blast a hole, vertically, through a giant building, BY SNEEZING .
and even after having been magically restrained had enough power to place and entire room on magical suspension while keeping herself in a magic dome.
Meanwhile NMM's powers range from Illusions to putting a prick in a manticore's paw, and your average "generic magic beam", that can't even pierce walls.
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if you're still there, ihatemangos95 or whatever: i miss you, dad
Tuesday, 09-May-17 21:44:08 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin No part of this doesn't read like My Immortal
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@tiffany Stop flaming ok!111111
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@thelastgherkin Honey, help, I'm flaming!
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Thanks Gherkin
Tuesday, 09-May-17 20:16:44 UTC from web -
Officially and tentatively announcing that I'm dipping my toes back into writing. I figure there's a market for 50% cyberpunk / 50% urban fantasy / 50% fur batcavery, don't you all?
Tuesday, 09-May-17 19:53:18 UTC from web-
@scribus ............... furban fantasy
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All five tweets by my latest twitter follower http://rainbowdash.net/url/858901
Tuesday, 09-May-17 08:28:57 UTC from web -
Join RDN Gold now for the added benefit of automatically replying "First!" to every new conversation
Monday, 08-May-17 15:04:13 UTC from web -
Why do people say "my lady wife" but not "my man husband"?
Monday, 08-May-17 14:52:51 UTC from web-
Why don't people say "my man wife" or "my lady husband"
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@thelastgherkin Do people say "my lord husband?"
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I finally watched WatchMen ( the movie ). I found Dr Manhattan to be a bigger dick than Rorschach thoughout the entire movie. I can recommend the movie though. Primarily for the cool scenes, not for the story.
Monday, 08-May-17 11:04:50 UTC from web -
Monday, 08-May-17 09:24:13 UTC from web -
Happy birthday @thelastgherkin
Saturday, 06-May-17 16:27:40 UTC from web-
@awl Thanks guy!
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Happy birthday to me, Gherkin!
Saturday, 06-May-17 08:24:14 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin thanks
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@thelastgherkin And here's to a good year!
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@scribus Thank you!
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Only 90s kids will get this http://rainbowdash.net/url/858879
Sunday, 07-May-17 21:17:21 UTC from web -
So today I got up feeling weird. So I just went and took some R'n'R by reading an X-men comic book. And then my calvanistic goggles kicked into overdrive. ALL YOU MUTANTS ARE DICKS ! No, seriously, about 50% of them are straight up evil and the others try to stop them ? kinda ? Or they are just left alone ? Seriously go do something productive, all of you, Jean & Xavier please go force some panda's to reproduce. Magneto and Cyclops go to some sort of power plant for neigh infinite power. Storm go help people around the globe in securing food ( especially Africa ). Ice-Man go build yourself many MANY beautiful statues made of ice on the poles and end global warming or something **sigh** ... don't mind me, I just needed to vent
Sunday, 07-May-17 19:28:11 UTC from web-
@zennx an immortal being with build in night vision, echolocation, superhuman speed and agility ? Idunno, just put her in search and rescue when needed. And when not needed I am pretty sure she'd make a very ecology and economy friendly lighthouse.
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@critialcloudkicker Though technically she can no longer sparkle as the result of M-Day... Hmm...
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@critialcloudkicker Holy guacamole, that is hilarious... A vampire that can no longer sparkle XD
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tonight i found a tumblr blog that is mostly pictures of steven universe characters breastfeeding @tiffany
Saturday, 06-May-17 06:53:27 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation Breastfeeding Tiffany, or breastfeeding FAO Tiffany?
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@mrmattimation my passion
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Somebody say Pokémon boobs? http://rainbowdash.net/url/858853
Friday, 05-May-17 16:46:20 UTC from web -
Alright, I officially have the highest post count on Rainbow Dash Network. Everybody else is a peon.
Friday, 05-May-17 14:47:17 UTC from web-
@tiffany So many posts with so little content
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@thelastgherkin Don't message me again until you hit 80k
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It's called the Nintendo Switch because you turn 360 degrees and Switch it on
Friday, 05-May-17 09:54:38 UTC from web -
Discussion topic for today: if Gabumon is wearing a pelt, why does that pelt become his fur in further digivolutions?
Friday, 05-May-17 08:51:26 UTC from web -
We are living in a digital world and I am a digital mon
Friday, 05-May-17 08:34:55 UTC from web -
Welcome to Rainbow Dash Network, a site for fans of http://rainbowdash.net/url/858792
Thursday, 04-May-17 10:36:53 UTC from web -
Remember Ed Renchilada? That was a guy who loved Scootaloo
Thursday, 04-May-17 09:46:02 UTC from web -
Does anyone have that image I drew where I compared Jar Jar to a giraffe?
Thursday, 04-May-17 09:24:20 UTC from web-
@adiwan Nice one!
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Homer, we're in Star Wars
Thursday, 04-May-17 09:36:11 UTC from web -
Star War Binks
Thursday, 04-May-17 09:06:58 UTC from web -
Really glad that comprehensive social media archives allow others to call us out for our "hypocrisy" and we are saved from the bane of "changing your opinion over time"
Wednesday, 03-May-17 16:30:00 UTC from web-
@tiffany I'll have you know I was called ableist as recently as yesterday
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@thelastgherkin What did you do
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@tiffany Referred to a meme older than you are
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Wednesday, 03-May-17 12:08:07 UTC from web
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Thing that bugs me: when musicians go "one, (beat), two, (beat), one, two, three, four," before the start of the song. For that first bar they're saying "two" on the third beat. That's not how counting works
Wednesday, 03-May-17 08:25:31 UTC from web -
Death is but a door, time is but a window.
Wednesday, 03-May-17 08:14:24 UTC from web -
i dunno how to feel about the new harry styles
Tuesday, 02-May-17 20:57:19 UTC from web-
@tiffany What happened to the old Harry Styles
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@thelastgherkin he's harry styled now
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Shout out to the ninja in Breath of the Wild who wanted to get the drop on me and so materialised right in front of me and was instantly electrocuted to death for holding a metal sword during a thunderstorm
Tuesday, 02-May-17 20:13:00 UTC from web
