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Man I had NO idea it was possible to produce the amount of vomit I've produced
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I sincerely would not wish having a catheter removed from your urethra unto anybody I've ever met
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I am officially bananating out of a hole in my stomach
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I'm so cherryed on morphine lads
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Pros: potentially reversible if it works well, I can use it as a self defence mechanism like a squid
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It's my intestine
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@mrmattimation @scribus it's extremely Fluffle Puffed but tbh it's all uphill from here
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First person to guess which organ I'm having removed wins said organ
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Hi, welcome to Chilis
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@tiff You want hot or cold coke?
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guess not also holy hell my profile pic
Sunday, 15-Apr-18 19:52:15 UTC from web-
@awl No, probably not. I was under the impression that only broke if you changed the site's name or URL schema. We've moved a bunch of times before without it breaking before.
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is homestuck still a banned word
Sunday, 15-Apr-18 19:52:01 UTC from web -
Just another Friday, sittin' in my cubicle, back-to-backin' !caffeine and trying not to sing "Gonads and Strife."
Friday, 13-Apr-18 17:03:25 UTC from web -
So who wants to quit their current home and job to form an arts commune in, I dunno, Oregon or somewhere chill?
Tuesday, 10-Apr-18 18:05:17 UTC from web-
@awl Seems nice enough on the internet. And from my angle, it's a familiar ocean but further from the godrotten equator.
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Drake Bell's dick look like mine do and everyone is roasting it on Twitter
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Someone out there loves you
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@mrmattimation fair riposte
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I'm surprised that of all the scenes in Jackass, the one that gets me more than most is the yellow snowcone
Sunday, 01-Apr-18 23:01:53 UTC from web -
TIFF_EBOOKS
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so my dad's been arrested (again) and my mum has cancer. not really sure at what point i'm meant to be enjoying being alive
Thursday, 29-Mar-18 16:32:35 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation thank you, the cancer is in remission so no need to worry too much right now but I don't have a lot of faith in that term at this point
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it's not that i mind that he got arrested because he's a domestic abuser but now we have bills to worry about
Thursday, 29-Mar-18 16:33:24 UTC from web -
Somehow, despite everything, my week has gotten even worse.
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@firestormdangerdash so what you're saying is the incredibly low ratings has caused the writers to jump seven sharks trying to introduce new gimmicks, gotcha
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@mrmattimation no sharks were harmed in the making.
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@mrmattimation without gimmicks we would end up with Dragon Ball.
There can only be one Dragon Ball. http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/871562
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It's over. Mom's gone.
Monday, 26-Mar-18 17:05:37 UTC from web -
LOCAL IDIOT grapeS PANTS AT WORK
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Fickle Friends — You Are Someone Else / ALBUM REVIEW tiffspearman.wordpress.com/2018/03/25/fickle-friends-you-are-someone-else-album-review/
Sunday, 25-Mar-18 18:01:40 UTC from web -
Stormy Daniels, for the love of god, if that sex tape you recorded with Trump does indeed exist, please do not release it, I do not want to see it
Sunday, 25-Mar-18 06:34:46 UTC from web- Scribus likes this.
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@mrmattimation Think of it like Family Guy - you don't HAVE to watch it.
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@mrmattimation I absolutely do want to watch it
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Hashtag ugly basard send dash
Sunday, 25-Mar-18 00:08:12 UTC from web -
feet are just dicks for your legs
Saturday, 24-Mar-18 23:56:07 UTC from web-
@tiff why this
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@ceruleanspark when you really think about it...
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it's extremely easy to make someone with extreme right views look stupid. all you had to do was leave Milo alone for 15 minutes and he just straight-up admitted to wanting to cherry children. it's THAT simple.
Friday, 23-Mar-18 20:35:04 UTC from web-
@tiff there was a plethora of examples before that one, but yes that’s a rather shiny one. The “no such thing as bad publicity” addage rings true even if the publiicity is in the extreme.
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the count dankula situation is so frustrating. 1) obviously locking someone up for a (bad) online joke is ridiculous. 2) it makes the side of the person you're trying to tear down look far better than you
Friday, 23-Mar-18 20:34:11 UTC from web -
Friday, 23-Mar-18 15:21:07 UTC from web
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@scribus sometimes instant can surprise. I tried out an MRE recently to see what the flameless heater was like and the coffee they put in it was quite good. Something to look forward to next week.
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i've lost a lot of blood over the past week and i'm pretty sure i'm due to faint any day now
Thursday, 22-Mar-18 19:53:38 UTC from web -
how come there's peacocks in the front yard?
Wednesday, 21-Mar-18 23:39:57 UTC from web
