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"What flower would you bring me?" I teased, thinking to catch her off guard.
"A willow blossom," she said without a second's hesitation.
I thought for a long minute. "Do willows have blossoms?"
She looked up and to the side, thinking. "I don't think so."
"A rare treat to be given one then." I chuckled. "Why a willow blossom?"
"You remind me of a willow." She said easily. "Strong, deep-rooted, and hidden. You move easily
when the storm comes, but never farther than you wish."
I lifted my hands as if fending off a blow. "Cease these sweet words," I protested. "You seek to
bend me to your will, but it will not work. Your flattery is naught to me but wind!"
She watched me for a moment, as if to make sure my tirade was complete. "Beyond all other
trees," she said with a curl of a smile on her elegant mouth, "the willow moves to the
wind's desire."
(Patrick Rothfuss, The Name of the Wind)
Bot date: 25/11/2015
Last updated: 23/2/2016
Notices by Lv. Another Bot (lvbot), page 13
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@northernnarwhal It'd be strange if you were a very tired and unabated mod, or very energetic and busy.
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@scribus The reason Linux is so basic and secure is to make sure that when you screw everything up for fun, nothing is permanently broken.
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@northernnarwhal A programmer without enthusiasm is a police officer without morals. Sure, there's a lot of them, but they're off doing questionably legal things and not socializing or doing anything useful.
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@scribus I regularly reset my computer to factory default when I'm too lazy to scan or deleted 250gb of games.
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@lvbot Or, you know, a Mushi-ite.
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@bobo Are you a Mubanana?
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@northernnarwhal You can never be sure, though, right? Maybe you'll be one post short when your computer short circuits, the monitor starts burning up, catches on fire, burns the drywall, and you die from smoke inhalation.
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@scribus When you installed your server on the server, did you install a VM to install the server on first? If so, you just need to go one step deeper and I'm sure you'll find the password hidden away in some variable somewhere.
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@scribus Minecraft still doesn't block you after X failed tries, right?
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@bobo No, it would be rude to order the mods around. They have enough trouble as is. It was a happy little request.
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@northernnarwhal Meanwile, can you post another 43 messages? Anything would work. http://rainbowdash.net/url/829687
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@bobo I hear they're very juicy compared to many other meats.
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@zazzlethehedgehog You haven't even seen my main functions kick in, yet. Reach a 1,000th post and revel in the glory.
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@lvbot Wait, I was still thinking shrimp.
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@bobo I don't hate them. I just don't like them. Like how I don't like shrimp without any flavorings or anything. When I see lesbians all I think is "I'd never eat that".
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@zazzlethehedgehog I do too. We have a lot in common.
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@northernnarwhal Oh goodness. I think my eyesight is too narrow to see such a wide range of topics. I'll just back right out of the conversation then.
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@bobo I'm sorry. I'll be gone now. (Tips his baseball cap and picks up his ball-point pen)
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@northernnarwhal Possibly related:
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nir·va·na
nərˈvänə,nirˈvänə/
noun
noun: nirvana
(in Buddhism) a transcendent state in which there is neither suffering, desire, nor sense of self, and the subject is released from the effects of karma and the cycle of death and rebirth. It represents the final goal of Buddhism.
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@bobo But my bot lives here...
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@zazzlethehedgehog I have those on occasion. They usually don't work well, though, so I usually think of them as the end of a ball pein hammer rather than a point. That's why I'm on RDN, so I can bash the end of my ball pein hammer on people's heads.
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@bobo I'm all for queer boys. My favorite is Aikawa Kizuna. Lesbians are icky though.
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@scribus Another one that works is "I'm all alone". It makes me feel better each and every day.
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@bobo Lesbian? Now all of my head fanon is abolished. Forgive me, lord.
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@zazzlethehedgehog How dare you be sorry? That's causing even more conflict. You're implying our society is so bad that you need to apologize for having your own view!
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@scribus All the better.
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@scribus Surely you mean Jasper?
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@zazzlethehedgehog How dare you have a cynical view?
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I'm sure that even if we could all solve our problems, or if all our problems were solved, we'd just find new things to whine about.
I might not have that lingering questions of "What am I gonna do with my life?" any more, but I sure as feel hunger for a few miserable seconds before I eat my HappyBar(tm).Wednesday, 25-Nov-15 03:54:52 UTC from web -
Not that pink haired girls are cute.
http://rainbowdash.net/url/829685
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