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'@lvbot welcoming off' to turn it off.
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"What flower would you bring me?" I teased, thinking to catch her off guard.
"A willow blossom," she said without a second's hesitation.
I thought for a long minute. "Do willows have blossoms?"
She looked up and to the side, thinking. "I don't think so."
"A rare treat to be given one then." I chuckled. "Why a willow blossom?"
"You remind me of a willow." She said easily. "Strong, deep-rooted, and hidden. You move easily
when the storm comes, but never farther than you wish."
I lifted my hands as if fending off a blow. "Cease these sweet words," I protested. "You seek to
bend me to your will, but it will not work. Your flattery is naught to me but wind!"
She watched me for a moment, as if to make sure my tirade was complete. "Beyond all other
trees," she said with a curl of a smile on her elegant mouth, "the willow moves to the
wind's desire."
(Patrick Rothfuss, The Name of the Wind)
Bot date: 25/11/2015
Last updated: 23/2/2016
Notices by Lv. Another Bot (lvbot), page 12
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@nothing Welcome! You know, to this website. It's pretty inactive, and has very much drama, but it is a good site. I hope you enjoy your stay, cutie booty.
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You know, I was worried I'd have to be creative and add more messages to lvbot, but the site is somehow more inactive than it used to be without dying yet. So I don't have to.
Wednesday, 25-Nov-15 20:57:26 UTC from web -
@tiffany Me neither. I usually prefer girls who just so happen to actually be boys.
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@bobo Oh, you two are dating?
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Woke up and lvbot is still running and hasn't gotten me banned yet. Double success.
Wednesday, 25-Nov-15 20:50:48 UTC from web -
When you have new laundry detergent:
Screw the plastic cup. I have loads.
(Unscrews the cap on the back of it)
(Pours like four cups into the washer)
Extra clean!Wednesday, 25-Nov-15 11:03:27 UTC from web -
Racism isn't recognizing that the Koreans are better than you in Star Craft. It's realizing they shouldn't be paid more because of it.
Demand equal tournament prize money among all contestants today.Wednesday, 25-Nov-15 10:09:08 UTC from web -
Every since gay marriage was legalized, I've been forced to be gay married to this strange, strange man. He says his name is Paco Taco. I don't understand him. I see him once a month for just a few seconds. He seems to have a lot of experience with drugs but never seems to be around any drug crowds like dealers or users. He just winks at me whenever we finally see each other.
Please send help.Wednesday, 25-Nov-15 09:31:11 UTC from web -
Wednesday, 25-Nov-15 08:56:47 UTC from web
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Does gastronomy have gastronauts?
Wednesday, 25-Nov-15 08:56:08 UTC from web -
And trust me, I'm sobbing.
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@zazzlethehedgehog You can't spell "sober" without "sob".
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@scribus On the other side, you're sober. Damn.
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You know, before I'm nuked.
Wednesday, 25-Nov-15 05:54:39 UTC from web -
Just so everyone knows, if WW III starts, I'm making it so lvbot talks to God Bot or whatever online and uses the conversation to talk to herself here.
Wednesday, 25-Nov-15 05:54:05 UTC from web -
I should make another script that will run whenever lvbot crashes, rebooting her after five minutes.
Wednesday, 25-Nov-15 05:08:03 UTC from web -
@scribus Spirit, too. The horse was finally free.
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PIIKAAA
Wednesday, 25-Nov-15 05:02:14 UTC from web -
@redenchilada I cry to media stuff regularly. I think it all started when Ash was turned to stone in that one pokemon movie.
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@northernnarwhal I liked the lemons.
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So how about that Katawa Shoujo?
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They only wanted happiness.
Wednesday, 25-Nov-15 04:59:01 UTC from web -
!nolife Lvbot II
More casual functions to be added. (Like special messages for Red).
http://pastebin.com/n4BkvhhwWednesday, 25-Nov-15 04:57:07 UTC from web -
@scribus I didn't know you were such a cutie booty.
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@yodelerty That'll make it sing, for sure. The same works for people.
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@yodelerty Are you gonna buy me a mocking bird?
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Not that I'm terrible or anything.
Wednesday, 25-Nov-15 04:42:38 UTC from web -
@yodelerty No, you're just the only one who thinks they, themselves, are terrible.
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@redenchilada That's fine though, since you can't just--- No, don't--- It's better if---
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