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(For those of you unaware, Surrey is a rather expensive area in the worst part of the UK.)
Wednesday, 24-Jul-13 13:41:48 UTC from web-
@scoot I don't think there's anything wrong with your Uni, I just have a chip on my shoulder when it comes to The Deep South.
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Wow my Dad actually came through for me and wired me the £300 deposit I needed for my accommodation at Uni
Wednesday, 24-Jul-13 13:05:00 UTC from web -
Whoops guess I just ripped up your religious propaganda while you were still on the driveway
Wednesday, 24-Jul-13 08:51:06 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin Oh, that's a different thing then.
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@thelastgherkin Oh well.
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@thelastgherkin Ahh, okay. They're mostly harmless.
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Someone via email: 'Looking for a job in London?' How many times can I write 'no' before it stops being disrespectful?
Wednesday, 24-Jul-13 09:26:17 UTC from web -
RDN: where everybody knows your age...or not.
Wednesday, 24-Jul-13 06:33:45 UTC from web-
@rotation Oh man I think I knew this at one point. Uh... 25?
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@redenchilada @pegasusjones I didn't think anyone would care enough to guess, but you're both wrong. Mexican food is closer though.
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Are we still listening to brony rap
Tuesday, 23-Jul-13 21:39:55 UTC from StatusNet iPhone-
@yodelerty i'm listening to defunct Scottish radio stations of the late 1990s and early 2000s.
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Are you folks listening to Beat 106?
Tuesday, 23-Jul-13 21:30:46 UTC from web-
@rotation Brony rap radio
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@redenchilada Ah right. XFM then.
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Playing Sanic the Hodgeheg, becuase I've run out of other Playstation 3 games.
Tuesday, 23-Jul-13 19:40:51 UTC from web -
Also why would you tag yourself as "teeth" http://rainbowdash.net/peopletag/teeth
Tuesday, 23-Jul-13 18:54:40 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin My shiny teeth that twinkle...
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@thelastgherkin His theth are blinding
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Tuesday, 23-Jul-13 17:54:13 UTC from web- RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space) likes this.
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@redenchilada it doesn't stop being funny
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So how much do the British people really care about the royal baby?
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@rotation Because the US news is making it their headline story every hour, and I'm like, "We fought a war! Against them!" (No offense)
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Are all letting agents despicable scum, or is it just English ones?
Tuesday, 23-Jul-13 12:56:25 UTC from web -
The Guardian might be awful, but the 'hide the sprog' option on their website is a lifesaver.
Tuesday, 23-Jul-13 08:30:20 UTC from web -
"You don't have to come to work until 10," they said. Oh, that's nice, I thought. Maybe I'll get some more sleep. Then, at 5am, the loudest freakin thunderstorm
Tuesday, 23-Jul-13 07:01:50 UTC from web-
@redenchilada I am the 1%?
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@rotation You live in that area? ...You have a physical location? ...You're NOT just a sentient AI located in some server warehouse somewhere? ...I need to go home and rethink my life.
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@redenchilada Unfortunately yes. I am exist.
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@thelastgherkin was this your idea? usvsth3m.com/post/56222501880/replacing-the-word-cloud-with-butt-improves-all
Tuesday, 23-Jul-13 08:06:30 UTC from web-
@rotation I wish.
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I'm not sure if I'm dumb or just the most unmotivated and lazy person to walk the earth
Tuesday, 23-Jul-13 08:01:21 UTC from web- Holly Prieto likes this.
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@rotation Probably not.
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@mrdragon If it was I probably wouldn't feel so bad about it.
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Hmm, The Daily Mail have not gone with 'BENEFIT SCROUNGING COUPLE HAVE CHILD ON TAXPAYERS DOSH'. Funny that.
Monday, 22-Jul-13 20:39:39 UTC from web-
@rotation Yes, I know that the father works for a living, but do you think The Daily Mail would bother with details like that?
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It's a boy!
Monday, 22-Jul-13 19:47:13 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin May he grow up to be a total hunk.
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@thelastgherkin gherkin did you adopt a child. is that what you are saying here
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@rotation Not "adopt" as such.
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Monday, 22-Jul-13 12:56:50 UTC from web -
Also in UK news: Windbag reveals new government strategy on censoring porno online. Right wing media claims it's a brave new step. However, leaked documents at the weekend reveal that it's all just propaganda and the ISPs are employing an opt-in policy for filters.
Monday, 22-Jul-13 07:17:02 UTC from web -
Breaking News from the UK: pregnant woman expected to have baby.
Monday, 22-Jul-13 06:52:17 UTC from web- monsutaa kaado!, Techdisk and Holly Prieto like this.
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@thelastgherkin Were they standing outside a random building in London?
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@rotation That's right!
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@thelastgherkin Excellent, we can now go to our London architecture correspondent...
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14th June 2014. Be ready.
Monday, 22-Jul-13 06:23:36 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin Oh man.
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@coffeecream It is occurring.
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I swear if I get an email from an outraged parent about yiffing I'm going to kill all of you
Sunday, 21-Jul-13 20:54:48 UTC from web- RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space) and orungano repeated this.
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@djhedgehog Yiff = Yerevan International Film Festival. http://pny.lv/gg4 Most people here are big fans of the festival.
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@djhedgehog Classified
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This is the first cup of !tea I've had since 6am.
Sunday, 21-Jul-13 20:17:14 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin who are you strange man and why are you looking at my toes
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@rotation I saw someone who looked like you today and I nearly tackled them.
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@thelastgherkin I should warn you: there are lots of people who look like me.
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Every racing game should have an authentic 80's soundtrack.
Sunday, 21-Jul-13 20:32:06 UTC from web -
what have i walked in on
Sunday, 21-Jul-13 20:15:20 UTC from web -
My broadband has finally been cut off. What do I waste time with now?
Sunday, 21-Jul-13 12:59:41 UTC from web -
Like the lazy ocean hugs the shore, hold me close, sway me more.
Sunday, 21-Jul-13 09:40:34 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin And these are mysterious times.
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@rotation I wanna get close to you.
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@thelastgherkin This is the rhythm of my life.
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I've been such a fool.
Saturday, 20-Jul-13 23:08:29 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark Man what are you even quoting
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@ceruleanspark Ohhhh
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I also got an LPS bracelet. Time to find out which one.
Saturday, 20-Jul-13 22:02:19 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark Oooh. That show Abigpony liked.
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@nerthos It's a fly-on-the-wall documentary covering the making of .Actually'.
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