Notices by Matthew Broderick (mibthebrony), page 10
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@derpyshy Yup, spending an hour in an intense pun duel is a brilliant way to pass the time, it turns out
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@thelastgherkin Still, an admirable duel. Well played.
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@thatonepony We've all fallen asleep at the wheel at some point in our lives. I don't know how hamsters cope.
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@thatonepony I'm pretty unlucky, I annoyed some cows a few days ago and now I was almost killed by a moo-cenary
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@thelastgherkin DAMN IT. I wasn't even on RDN then xD
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@thelastgherkin What do you call a deer with no legs and no eyes? Still no eye-deer
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@thatonepony @thelastgherkin I went to the butchers the other day and asked for some meat, but the only meat was on the top shelf. I said to the butcher "sorry mate, but the steaks are too high"
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@thelastgherkin @thatonepony I got a black eye today, because you see that lamppost outside? I didn't
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@thatonepony @thelastgherkin I'm so glad these puns aren't on paper, or they would be tear-able.
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@thatonepony @thelastgherkin A camel tried to attack me yesterday...Someone had obviously given it the hump.
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@thelastgherkin Did you hear about the cowboy who only wore paper bags? He was charged with rustling.
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@thelastgherkin I've finished my chowda, and now I'm eating a jam and peanut butter sandwich. I bet you're peanut butter and jealous.
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@thelastgherkin Have you heard the one about the helmet? If not, it'll probably go over your head
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@thelastgherkin Did you know the Dalai Lama went to rehab to help with his gambling problem? I heard he likes Tibet.
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@woona I shall join in with randomness of my computer. http://ur1.ca/9kbk8
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@ditsydoo "ditsy doodle went to down a'flying like a pony. stuck a muffin on her head and called it derparoni!" ^-^
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@thelastgherkin All my family are on the police force, apart from my grandfather, who was a criminal. He died recently, surrounded by his family.
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@cajunbrony23 Sounds like fun :D good luck with it :)
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@cajunbrony23 and what are you going to be doing today? :3
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@darthvader45 Welcome to RDN #newpony :D
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@cajunbrony23 Not much, just counting down the days until final exam and having an epic pun battle with @thelastgherkin
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@cajunbrony23 Good morning :D
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@thelastgherkin Eating some soup. It's chowda this world!
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@thelastgherkin I recently dropped some banana tree seeds down the loo. Finally got some toiletries.
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@thelastgherkin Have you heard the one about the pizza? Probably not, it's too cheesy.
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@greydragon412 I'll tell you the one about margerine....actually, I'd butter not. You might spread it.
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@greydragon412 Thanks for adding to my list of dreadful puns that still made me laugh.
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@purplephish20 Best of luck :D
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