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  1. The Guardian might be awful, but the 'hide the sprog' option on their website is a lifesaver.

    Tuesday, 23-Jul-13 08:30:20 UTC from web
    • "You don't have to come to work until 10," they said. Oh, that's nice, I thought. Maybe I'll get some more sleep. Then, at 5am, the loudest freakin thunderstorm

      Tuesday, 23-Jul-13 07:01:50 UTC from web
    • @thelastgherkin was this your idea? usvsth3m.com/post/56222501880/replacing-the-word-cloud-with-butt-improves-all

      Tuesday, 23-Jul-13 08:06:30 UTC from web
    • I'm not sure if I'm dumb or just the most unmotivated and lazy person to walk the earth

      Tuesday, 23-Jul-13 08:01:21 UTC from web
    • Hmm, The Daily Mail have not gone with 'BENEFIT SCROUNGING COUPLE HAVE CHILD ON TAXPAYERS DOSH'. Funny that.

      Monday, 22-Jul-13 20:39:39 UTC from web
    • It's a boy!

      Monday, 22-Jul-13 19:47:13 UTC from web
    • youtube.com/watch?v=CVaaiwjRGNw

      Monday, 22-Jul-13 12:56:50 UTC from web
      • Also in UK news: Windbag reveals new government strategy on censoring porno online. Right wing media claims it's a brave new step. However, leaked documents at the weekend reveal that it's all just propaganda and the ISPs are employing an opt-in policy for filters.

        Monday, 22-Jul-13 07:17:02 UTC from web
      • Breaking News from the UK: pregnant woman expected to have baby.

        Monday, 22-Jul-13 06:52:17 UTC from web
      • 14th June 2014. Be ready.

        Monday, 22-Jul-13 06:23:36 UTC from web
      • I swear if I get an email from an outraged parent about yiffing I'm going to kill all of you

        Sunday, 21-Jul-13 20:54:48 UTC from web
      • This is the first cup of !tea I've had since 6am.

        Sunday, 21-Jul-13 20:17:14 UTC from web
      • Every racing game should have an authentic 80's soundtrack.

        Sunday, 21-Jul-13 20:32:06 UTC from web
        • what have i walked in on

          Sunday, 21-Jul-13 20:15:20 UTC from web
        • My broadband has finally been cut off. What do I waste time with now?

          Sunday, 21-Jul-13 12:59:41 UTC from web
          • Like the lazy ocean hugs the shore, hold me close, sway me more.

            Sunday, 21-Jul-13 09:40:34 UTC from web
          • I've been such a fool.

            Saturday, 20-Jul-13 23:08:29 UTC from web
          • I also got an LPS bracelet. Time to find out which one.

            Saturday, 20-Jul-13 22:02:19 UTC from web
          • I see you in the club, showing Ke$ha love

            Saturday, 20-Jul-13 22:04:23 UTC from StatusNet iPhone
          • ~Show me the meaning of being pony~

            Saturday, 20-Jul-13 21:55:27 UTC from MuSTArDroid
          • I need more Mamma Mia gifs in my life.

            Saturday, 20-Jul-13 21:33:00 UTC from web
          • 'The answer to 'how much are chips?' was two pounds / £2 6s 8d. For you Yanks, that's 10 dollah / 14 dollah.

            Saturday, 20-Jul-13 19:50:54 UTC from web
          • How much is a bag of chips these days?

            Saturday, 20-Jul-13 18:24:18 UTC from web
          • mah gaming stuff (ps2 is not there) http://ur1.ca/eprkq

            Saturday, 20-Jul-13 16:35:50 UTC from web
          • It has annoyed me recently that my handle doesn't really shorten to anything.

            Saturday, 20-Jul-13 13:55:46 UTC from web
          • It occurs to me that I should just configure the stream to only show Magic Duel and Boast Busters.

            Saturday, 20-Jul-13 13:48:31 UTC from web
          • Thank goodness England has cooled down. My air-con is broken.

            Saturday, 20-Jul-13 10:56:26 UTC from web
            • @Thelastgherkin Young Justice has a lot of Jeff Bennett.

              Saturday, 20-Jul-13 08:34:56 UTC from web
            • @cabal @nerthos Hi. A statusnet security issue has been discovered and @erkanyilmaz@oracle.skilledtests.com sent you a dent to tell you about it. Unfortunately the dent seems not to have reached Rainbowdash: http://quitter.se/conversation/1885043#notice-2073448 Best regards :-)

              Tuesday, 16-Jul-13 18:25:52 UTC from web
            • You sit down to watch a couple of laps of the Nordschleife, then before you know it, it's Saturday.

              Friday, 19-Jul-13 23:20:47 UTC from web