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  1. In my Titan, I am the spicy boy. It is me.

    Tuesday, 30-May-17 20:44:14 UTC from web
    • OK the new Monarch Class Titan is a great fit for my play style. So many dead people. So so many. I'll kill anyone, old people, children, it doesn't matter.

      Tuesday, 30-May-17 20:33:29 UTC from web
      • Y'know I don't think I've ever actually watched an episode of Bobs Burgers.

        Tuesday, 23-May-17 21:15:55 UTC from web
      • I'm gonna balance a fidget spinner on top of a flying quadrotor. It's gonna be great

        Tuesday, 23-May-17 21:11:09 UTC from web
        • After a careful investigation of the Manchester attacks, we were able to determine the identity of the perpetrator based on the fact that the attack happened at around UK midnight and it could be described as an "evil bombing" http://villains.wikia.com/wiki/Evil_Midnight_Bomber_What_Bombs_At_Midnight

          Tuesday, 23-May-17 17:31:43 UTC from shitposter.club
        • !Rainbow_Dash !music https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOHZzRx65PE

          Tuesday, 23-May-17 06:54:31 UTC from web
          • PSA: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1q8c723LrKo !Rainbow_Dash

            Tuesday, 23-May-17 05:53:56 UTC from web
            • @vt3c Same. It's why I've stuck to this place and why I'll never leave it.

              Saturday, 13-Apr-13 22:03:41 UTC from web
            • Somehow, remote-following people from Mastodon instances doesn't work :/

              Thursday, 18-May-17 21:21:45 UTC from web
            • surprisingly coherent, though I have never played Overcooked

              Thursday, 18-May-17 20:37:39 UTC from web
            • I am certain that @enum isn't doing anything weird.

              Thursday, 18-May-17 20:32:50 UTC from web
            • Wait, the tickle boat that killed that guy?

              Monday, 15-May-17 21:54:01 UTC from web
              • I'm sorry, I don't know what I'm saying. I'll kill you! Gimme a burger!

                Monday, 15-May-17 20:52:39 UTC from web
                • If you take your burgers from me, I will murder you and your mouthy wife.

                  Monday, 15-May-17 20:52:00 UTC from web
                  • @boco @dolus You're gonna be real surprised when you see my monster dong.

                    Monday, 15-May-17 09:31:03 UTC from gs.smuglo.li
                  • white male holy genocide

                    Saturday, 13-May-17 23:05:14 UTC from web
                  • He's in his own home! Hostage is a bit much

                    Thursday, 11-May-17 20:47:30 UTC from web
                    • Should the FAQ have a wiki for our garbage and memes?

                      Thursday, 11-May-17 18:23:51 UTC from web
                    • http://pny.lv/1j017

                      Thursday, 11-May-17 18:43:45 UTC from web
                      • if you're still there, ihatemangos95 or whatever: i miss you, dad

                        Tuesday, 09-May-17 21:44:08 UTC from web
                      • I missed one.

                        Tuesday, 09-May-17 21:36:46 UTC from web
                      • it's funny because that racist shtick made him fit in even better

                        Tuesday, 09-May-17 21:26:36 UTC from web
                      • And now I close my eBay tab because I am getting into a fight over this Bomberman cartridge. !vgp

                        Friday, 05-May-17 00:05:36 UTC from web
                        • Robot Unicorn Attack 3 (Forever) is a thing on mobile fyi. !vgp

                          Monday, 01-May-17 16:21:30 UTC from MuSTArDroid
                          • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COaOCuv0yWA Forza is a serious racing simulator

                            Wednesday, 26-Apr-17 17:40:42 UTC from web
                            • Probably a good thing for my data and battery that I can't immediately find Micropolis for Android. !vgp

                              Tuesday, 25-Apr-17 13:56:49 UTC from web
                              • I don't think I will ever be happy

                                Saturday, 22-Apr-17 15:01:06 UTC from MuSTArDroid
                              • Does everyone's gmail get ads for dating mature women or am I just that easy to figure out

                                Saturday, 22-Apr-17 09:53:50 UTC from MuSTArDroid
                              • http://i.imgur.com/Z2JrqsJ.jpg Only he can save us now.

                                Thursday, 20-Apr-17 17:38:29 UTC from web
                                • If you can vote in the UK election and plan to vote for Teresa May, you are a bad person and need to leave my website.

                                  Tuesday, 18-Apr-17 18:11:38 UTC from web