Sir Lord Doctor Captain Johnathan David Elliot Maximillian Pride Wells the Third, Esq., M.D. (pride)

  1. !videogameponies # Need some background music? Enjoy.

    Saturday, 09-Apr-11 21:44:33 UTC from web
  2. !videogameponies Assuming direct Beiber.

    Saturday, 09-Apr-11 18:11:29 UTC from web
  3. This is brilliant. Travel by Ryanair alot? You'll love this.

    Saturday, 09-Apr-11 08:15:23 UTC from web
  4. I've got riotous lust, and the only cure is unshorn fetlocks.

    Friday, 08-Apr-11 18:45:12 UTC from web in context
  5. @sci !techponies I then read a more recent paper from 2002 that said it could be anywhere between 2 or 75. According to the paper, that means that Linux kernels have roughly 150,000 bugs, and Windows XP about 300,000. #

    Thursday, 07-Apr-11 22:56:59 UTC from web in context
  6. !techponies Programmer? This will kill you.

    Thursday, 07-Apr-11 21:37:10 UTC from web in context
  7. @scribus Throw in Pinkie Pie, and you've got the end of the world.

    Thursday, 07-Apr-11 18:37:51 UTC from web in context
  8. !techponies Oh god I laughed so hard:

    Thursday, 07-Apr-11 18:34:54 UTC from web in context
  9. @ponygeist Yes, I also noticed that and subsequently dropped it from my essay.

    Thursday, 07-Apr-11 18:16:19 UTC from web in context
  10. !techponies According to, there are approximately 16 bugs every 1000 lines of code. For some reason this made my eyebrows depart into the stratosphere when I read it.

    Thursday, 07-Apr-11 16:36:54 UTC from web in context
  11. @mithent You're right, time to stop procrastinating. /me goes to get some work done.

    Thursday, 07-Apr-11 14:34:52 UTC from web in context
  12. @mithent I have a scanned picture of where I put down "BRONYISM" for my religion for that, shame it's on my home PC.

    Thursday, 07-Apr-11 14:28:40 UTC from web in context
  13. @peppers Hmmmm. Go for a walk for 30 minutes to get your blood pressure going, and then come back and start something new, like a game you've always wanted to try or a book. Alternatively, do something you KNOW will suck you right in and make you forget your tiredness.

    Thursday, 07-Apr-11 10:57:11 UTC from web in context
  14. A Pony Dream: Sitting in a barn with Big Mac, pepping him up to confess his affections for Fluttershy. Then, when they finally meet for Big Mac to get everything out, urging him on from an unseen vantage point. Finally as he manages to make his feelings known, having Fluttershy bowl him clean off his hooves in a frenzied hug while you quietly leave, your work complete.

    Thursday, 07-Apr-11 10:55:43 UTC from web in context
  15. A Pony Dream: To chat idly about wanting a long, flowing cape, and to wake up the next morning with a lovingly-wrapped present on your doorstep with just such a cape inside. Written on a note on top of the cape are the words, "When I heard it, I just HAD to, my dear, it's just too divine to leave undone! -Rarity"

    Thursday, 07-Apr-11 10:47:55 UTC from web
  16. @simplicitification Also, in response...your name has SO MANY VOWELS it scares me to look at it, lest I get sucked into the...sweet Luna, so many i's...

    Thursday, 07-Apr-11 10:41:55 UTC from web in context
  17. @simplicitification My lover calls me Pride IRL, actually. And I've got a coffee mug with my avatar on it. However, sometimes you do wake up in the morning and think, "People call me _Pride_? What a _weird_ name."

    Thursday, 07-Apr-11 10:41:07 UTC from web in context
  18. @simplicitification I know, right? Earlier I was saying how I wasn't sure about this website, I didn't grok it in the slightest. Now: F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5

    Thursday, 07-Apr-11 10:23:35 UTC from web in context
  19. As Henry Wadsworth Longfellow once said, "If we could read the secret history of our enemies, we should find in each man's life sorrow and suffering enough to disarm all hostility”. This goes for trolls, as well as the enemies of your life.

    Thursday, 07-Apr-11 10:19:54 UTC from web
  20. @ponychanstaff Poor troll must have feelings too, though. I wonder what kind of life he's got. I imagine he needs a hug even more than you bronies out there.

    Thursday, 07-Apr-11 10:18:54 UTC from web
  21. @ponychanstaff They're raiding with pictures of fat people? Not to be petty, but I'm sure there could be more effective strategies.

    Thursday, 07-Apr-11 10:06:21 UTC from web
  22. @ponychanstaff It's time to tolerate and love the cherries out of people.

    Thursday, 07-Apr-11 10:02:00 UTC from web in context
  23. Alright, time to work. For some reason, I work best if I think that by doing excellent work I do the brony name a good turn. Who knows - maybe in the future, the term "brony" will be thrown around the workplace for an eccentric worker who you can't get rid of because he's just too damn good at what he does and everyone loves him...even if his workstation is covered with multicoloured pony pictures.

    Thursday, 07-Apr-11 09:53:06 UTC from web
  24. A Pony Dream: Pinkie Pie throws you a "WELCOME TO EQUESTRIA" party. Personally I hate parties, but I may make an exception for a Pinkie Pie party. Afterall, who knows what she does to ponies who don't like parties? Maybe that's where Cupcakes came from - Pinkie Pie murdering anypony who doesn't like parties. How...sinister.

    Thursday, 07-Apr-11 09:49:39 UTC from web
  25. @xieglon # @administrator

    Thursday, 07-Apr-11 09:45:59 UTC from web
  26. @babadingldoo Oh Celestia, talk about epic as hell.

    Thursday, 07-Apr-11 09:43:15 UTC from web in context
  27. @pixelsmith Yesterday my Chinese housemate walked into my room and needed his work proofread. I booted up my PC, multicoloured ponies on the wallpaper. He said, "That is colourful horses, yes?", to which I blared "YOU SAW NOTHING".

    Thursday, 07-Apr-11 09:42:36 UTC from web in context
  28. A Pony Dream: To study into the night with Twilight Sparkle, and wake up finding her nuzzling you in her sleep. Living the dream, bronies. Living the dream.

    Thursday, 07-Apr-11 09:39:03 UTC from web in context
  29. A Pony Dream: To braid Fluttershy's hair, even as a mid-20's man. God, I woud trade my left leg for that.

    Thursday, 07-Apr-11 09:38:27 UTC from web
  30. A Pony Dream: To sing Baba Yetu with Zecora.

    Thursday, 07-Apr-11 09:37:48 UTC from web in context