Sir Lord Doctor Captain Johnathan David Elliot Maximillian Pride Wells the Third, Esq., M.D. (pride)

  1. Sir Lord Doctor Captain Johnathan David Elliot Maximillian Pride Wells the Third, Esq., M.D. Sir Lord Doctor Captain Johnathan David Elliot Maximillian Pride Wells the Third, Esq., M.D. Video Game Ponies!

    !videogameponies # Need some background music? Enjoy. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5GluLF2d0E

    Saturday, 09-Apr-11 21:44:33 UTC from web
  2. Sir Lord Doctor Captain Johnathan David Elliot Maximillian Pride Wells the Third, Esq., M.D. Sir Lord Doctor Captain Johnathan David Elliot Maximillian Pride Wells the Third, Esq., M.D. Video Game Ponies!

    !videogameponies Assuming direct Beiber. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vx0-K4A6jrw

    Saturday, 09-Apr-11 18:11:29 UTC from web
  3. Sir Lord Doctor Captain Johnathan David Elliot Maximillian Pride Wells the Third, Esq., M.D. Sir Lord Doctor Captain Johnathan David Elliot Maximillian Pride Wells the Third, Esq., M.D.

    This is brilliant. Travel by Ryanair alot? You'll love this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPyl2tOaKxM

    Saturday, 09-Apr-11 08:15:23 UTC from web
  4. Sir Lord Doctor Captain Johnathan David Elliot Maximillian Pride Wells the Third, Esq., M.D. Sir Lord Doctor Captain Johnathan David Elliot Maximillian Pride Wells the Third, Esq., M.D.

    I've got riotous lust, and the only cure is unshorn fetlocks.

    Friday, 08-Apr-11 18:45:12 UTC from web in context
  5. Sir Lord Doctor Captain Johnathan David Elliot Maximillian Pride Wells the Third, Esq., M.D. Sir Lord Doctor Captain Johnathan David Elliot Maximillian Pride Wells the Third, Esq., M.D. The Tech Ponies ,

    @sci !techponies I then read a more recent paper from 2002 that said it could be anywhere between 2 or 75. According to the paper, that means that Linux kernels have roughly 150,000 bugs, and Windows XP about 300,000. #

    Thursday, 07-Apr-11 22:56:59 UTC from web in context
  6. Sir Lord Doctor Captain Johnathan David Elliot Maximillian Pride Wells the Third, Esq., M.D. Sir Lord Doctor Captain Johnathan David Elliot Maximillian Pride Wells the Third, Esq., M.D. The Tech Ponies

    !techponies Programmer? This will kill you. http://imgur.com/gallery/ZyeCO

    Thursday, 07-Apr-11 21:37:10 UTC from web in context
  7. Sir Lord Doctor Captain Johnathan David Elliot Maximillian Pride Wells the Third, Esq., M.D. Sir Lord Doctor Captain Johnathan David Elliot Maximillian Pride Wells the Third, Esq., M.D.

    @scribus Throw in Pinkie Pie, and you've got the end of the world.

    Thursday, 07-Apr-11 18:37:51 UTC from web in context
  8. Sir Lord Doctor Captain Johnathan David Elliot Maximillian Pride Wells the Third, Esq., M.D. Sir Lord Doctor Captain Johnathan David Elliot Maximillian Pride Wells the Third, Esq., M.D. The Tech Ponies

    !techponies Oh god I laughed so hard: http://itmanagement.earthweb.com/img/2009/10/windows7-stallman.jpg

    Thursday, 07-Apr-11 18:34:54 UTC from web in context
  9. Sir Lord Doctor Captain Johnathan David Elliot Maximillian Pride Wells the Third, Esq., M.D. Sir Lord Doctor Captain Johnathan David Elliot Maximillian Pride Wells the Third, Esq., M.D.

    @ponygeist Yes, I also noticed that and subsequently dropped it from my essay.

    Thursday, 07-Apr-11 18:16:19 UTC from web in context
  10. Sir Lord Doctor Captain Johnathan David Elliot Maximillian Pride Wells the Third, Esq., M.D. Sir Lord Doctor Captain Johnathan David Elliot Maximillian Pride Wells the Third, Esq., M.D. The Tech Ponies

    !techponies According to http://tinyurl.com/3tzf62p, there are approximately 16 bugs every 1000 lines of code. For some reason this made my eyebrows depart into the stratosphere when I read it.

    Thursday, 07-Apr-11 16:36:54 UTC from web in context
  11. Sir Lord Doctor Captain Johnathan David Elliot Maximillian Pride Wells the Third, Esq., M.D. Sir Lord Doctor Captain Johnathan David Elliot Maximillian Pride Wells the Third, Esq., M.D.

    @mithent You're right, time to stop procrastinating. /me goes to get some work done.

    Thursday, 07-Apr-11 14:34:52 UTC from web in context
  12. Sir Lord Doctor Captain Johnathan David Elliot Maximillian Pride Wells the Third, Esq., M.D. Sir Lord Doctor Captain Johnathan David Elliot Maximillian Pride Wells the Third, Esq., M.D.

    @mithent I have a scanned picture of where I put down "BRONYISM" for my religion for that, shame it's on my home PC.

    Thursday, 07-Apr-11 14:28:40 UTC from web in context
  13. Sir Lord Doctor Captain Johnathan David Elliot Maximillian Pride Wells the Third, Esq., M.D. Sir Lord Doctor Captain Johnathan David Elliot Maximillian Pride Wells the Third, Esq., M.D.

    @peppers Hmmmm. Go for a walk for 30 minutes to get your blood pressure going, and then come back and start something new, like a game you've always wanted to try or a book. Alternatively, do something you KNOW will suck you right in and make you forget your tiredness.

    Thursday, 07-Apr-11 10:57:11 UTC from web in context
  14. Sir Lord Doctor Captain Johnathan David Elliot Maximillian Pride Wells the Third, Esq., M.D. Sir Lord Doctor Captain Johnathan David Elliot Maximillian Pride Wells the Third, Esq., M.D.

    A Pony Dream: Sitting in a barn with Big Mac, pepping him up to confess his affections for Fluttershy. Then, when they finally meet for Big Mac to get everything out, urging him on from an unseen vantage point. Finally as he manages to make his feelings known, having Fluttershy bowl him clean off his hooves in a frenzied hug while you quietly leave, your work complete.

    Thursday, 07-Apr-11 10:55:43 UTC from web in context
  15. Sir Lord Doctor Captain Johnathan David Elliot Maximillian Pride Wells the Third, Esq., M.D. Sir Lord Doctor Captain Johnathan David Elliot Maximillian Pride Wells the Third, Esq., M.D.

    A Pony Dream: To chat idly about wanting a long, flowing cape, and to wake up the next morning with a lovingly-wrapped present on your doorstep with just such a cape inside. Written on a note on top of the cape are the words, "When I heard it, I just HAD to, my dear, it's just too divine to leave undone! -Rarity"

    Thursday, 07-Apr-11 10:47:55 UTC from web
  16. Sir Lord Doctor Captain Johnathan David Elliot Maximillian Pride Wells the Third, Esq., M.D. Sir Lord Doctor Captain Johnathan David Elliot Maximillian Pride Wells the Third, Esq., M.D.

    @simplicitification Also, in response...your name has SO MANY VOWELS it scares me to look at it, lest I get sucked into the...sweet Luna, so many i's...

    Thursday, 07-Apr-11 10:41:55 UTC from web in context
  17. Sir Lord Doctor Captain Johnathan David Elliot Maximillian Pride Wells the Third, Esq., M.D. Sir Lord Doctor Captain Johnathan David Elliot Maximillian Pride Wells the Third, Esq., M.D.

    @simplicitification My lover calls me Pride IRL, actually. And I've got a coffee mug with my avatar on it. However, sometimes you do wake up in the morning and think, "People call me _Pride_? What a _weird_ name."

    Thursday, 07-Apr-11 10:41:07 UTC from web in context
  18. Sir Lord Doctor Captain Johnathan David Elliot Maximillian Pride Wells the Third, Esq., M.D. Sir Lord Doctor Captain Johnathan David Elliot Maximillian Pride Wells the Third, Esq., M.D.

    @simplicitification I know, right? Earlier I was saying how I wasn't sure about this website, I didn't grok it in the slightest. Now: F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5 F5

    Thursday, 07-Apr-11 10:23:35 UTC from web in context
  19. Sir Lord Doctor Captain Johnathan David Elliot Maximillian Pride Wells the Third, Esq., M.D. Sir Lord Doctor Captain Johnathan David Elliot Maximillian Pride Wells the Third, Esq., M.D.

    As Henry Wadsworth Longfellow once said, "If we could read the secret history of our enemies, we should find in each man's life sorrow and suffering enough to disarm all hostility”. This goes for trolls, as well as the enemies of your life.

    Thursday, 07-Apr-11 10:19:54 UTC from web
  20. Sir Lord Doctor Captain Johnathan David Elliot Maximillian Pride Wells the Third, Esq., M.D. Sir Lord Doctor Captain Johnathan David Elliot Maximillian Pride Wells the Third, Esq., M.D.

    @ponychanstaff Poor troll must have feelings too, though. I wonder what kind of life he's got. I imagine he needs a hug even more than you bronies out there.

    Thursday, 07-Apr-11 10:18:54 UTC from web
  21. Sir Lord Doctor Captain Johnathan David Elliot Maximillian Pride Wells the Third, Esq., M.D. Sir Lord Doctor Captain Johnathan David Elliot Maximillian Pride Wells the Third, Esq., M.D.

    @ponychanstaff They're raiding with pictures of fat people? Not to be petty, but I'm sure there could be more effective strategies.

    Thursday, 07-Apr-11 10:06:21 UTC from web
  22. Sir Lord Doctor Captain Johnathan David Elliot Maximillian Pride Wells the Third, Esq., M.D. Sir Lord Doctor Captain Johnathan David Elliot Maximillian Pride Wells the Third, Esq., M.D.

    @ponychanstaff It's time to tolerate and love the cherries out of people.

    Thursday, 07-Apr-11 10:02:00 UTC from web in context
  23. Sir Lord Doctor Captain Johnathan David Elliot Maximillian Pride Wells the Third, Esq., M.D. Sir Lord Doctor Captain Johnathan David Elliot Maximillian Pride Wells the Third, Esq., M.D.

    Alright, time to work. For some reason, I work best if I think that by doing excellent work I do the brony name a good turn. Who knows - maybe in the future, the term "brony" will be thrown around the workplace for an eccentric worker who you can't get rid of because he's just too damn good at what he does and everyone loves him...even if his workstation is covered with multicoloured pony pictures.

    Thursday, 07-Apr-11 09:53:06 UTC from web
  24. Sir Lord Doctor Captain Johnathan David Elliot Maximillian Pride Wells the Third, Esq., M.D. Sir Lord Doctor Captain Johnathan David Elliot Maximillian Pride Wells the Third, Esq., M.D.

    A Pony Dream: Pinkie Pie throws you a "WELCOME TO EQUESTRIA" party. Personally I hate parties, but I may make an exception for a Pinkie Pie party. Afterall, who knows what she does to ponies who don't like parties? Maybe that's where Cupcakes came from - Pinkie Pie murdering anypony who doesn't like parties. How...sinister.

    Thursday, 07-Apr-11 09:49:39 UTC from web
  25. Sir Lord Doctor Captain Johnathan David Elliot Maximillian Pride Wells the Third, Esq., M.D. Sir Lord Doctor Captain Johnathan David Elliot Maximillian Pride Wells the Third, Esq., M.D.

    @xieglon # @administrator

    Thursday, 07-Apr-11 09:45:59 UTC from web
  26. Sir Lord Doctor Captain Johnathan David Elliot Maximillian Pride Wells the Third, Esq., M.D. Sir Lord Doctor Captain Johnathan David Elliot Maximillian Pride Wells the Third, Esq., M.D.

    @babadingldoo Oh Celestia, talk about epic as hell.

    Thursday, 07-Apr-11 09:43:15 UTC from web in context
  27. Sir Lord Doctor Captain Johnathan David Elliot Maximillian Pride Wells the Third, Esq., M.D. Sir Lord Doctor Captain Johnathan David Elliot Maximillian Pride Wells the Third, Esq., M.D.

    @pixelsmith Yesterday my Chinese housemate walked into my room and needed his work proofread. I booted up my PC, multicoloured ponies on the wallpaper. He said, "That is colourful horses, yes?", to which I blared "YOU SAW NOTHING".

    Thursday, 07-Apr-11 09:42:36 UTC from web in context
  28. Sir Lord Doctor Captain Johnathan David Elliot Maximillian Pride Wells the Third, Esq., M.D. Sir Lord Doctor Captain Johnathan David Elliot Maximillian Pride Wells the Third, Esq., M.D.

    A Pony Dream: To study into the night with Twilight Sparkle, and wake up finding her nuzzling you in her sleep. Living the dream, bronies. Living the dream.

    Thursday, 07-Apr-11 09:39:03 UTC from web in context
  29. Sir Lord Doctor Captain Johnathan David Elliot Maximillian Pride Wells the Third, Esq., M.D. Sir Lord Doctor Captain Johnathan David Elliot Maximillian Pride Wells the Third, Esq., M.D.

    A Pony Dream: To braid Fluttershy's hair, even as a mid-20's man. God, I woud trade my left leg for that.

    Thursday, 07-Apr-11 09:38:27 UTC from web
  30. Sir Lord Doctor Captain Johnathan David Elliot Maximillian Pride Wells the Third, Esq., M.D. Sir Lord Doctor Captain Johnathan David Elliot Maximillian Pride Wells the Third, Esq., M.D.

    A Pony Dream: To sing Baba Yetu with Zecora. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJiHDmyhE1A

    Thursday, 07-Apr-11 09:37:48 UTC from web in context