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Sunday, 06-May-18 08:27:00 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin Congratulations for your hexadeca-tuplets.
Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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How do I become a #gallbladder
Friday, 04-May-18 08:48:30 UTC from web -
A squat works.
Thursday, 26-Apr-18 21:14:18 UTC from web -
I think I'll make an RTS wherein you play a group of American patriotic Second Amendmenteers and the AI is the American military. Helpful splash screens while loading will say things like "Remember to aim your AR-15 ahead of the incoming ICBM" and "Napalm burns much more intensely than a normal Molotov cocktail." !vgp
Thursday, 12-Apr-18 23:18:53 UTC from web -
Today's Derpibooru Tag of the Day is... http://rainbowdash.net/url/871802
Tuesday, 10-Apr-18 08:48:11 UTC from web- Scribus likes this.
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@thelastgherkin Wanna start an MLP grindcore band with that name? If there isn't already an IRL one?
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http://www.spyrothedragon.com/
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Oh god the 3D model for the fish horse Tatsunootoshigo is terrifying in yugioh forbidden memories. !vgp
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Oh look, there he goes; flying through the sky
Friday, 30-Mar-18 08:46:51 UTC from web -
It's over. Mom's gone.
Monday, 26-Mar-18 17:05:37 UTC from web -
Dreamed that some of you had started adding things to your avatars that at first glance looked like dicks but on closer inspection were relatively innocuous items
Saturday, 17-Mar-18 10:20:05 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin your moderator syndrome was showing
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Dicks out for Ben Drowned
Saturday, 10-Mar-18 14:47:07 UTC from web -
What's up gamers, like and subscribe
Monday, 05-Mar-18 10:02:15 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin 10/10 YouTuber impression, it even takes up more than 30 percent of the posted content!
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@thelastgherkin Yes Pinkie Blerb!
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Shout out to the guy in my dream last night who was some kind of college professor giving me a questionnaire about mental health but most of the questionnaire was a table asking about how and when I jerk it
Monday, 26-Feb-18 09:14:47 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin Important to one's mental health.
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How many miles of dick do you think there is on Earth, flaccid?
Saturday, 24-Feb-18 09:33:54 UTC from web-
@scribus About 21,000 miles, and don't call me Flaccid
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The last gherkin on the Krusty Burger of despair
Thursday, 22-Feb-18 18:01:16 UTC from web-
@scribus Whoof, a full-name ultimatum
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Some questions for those that consider steamed hams to be an unforgettable luncheon: Did you have to unlearn that they were Krusty Burgers, or is that how you always believed?
Thursday, 22-Feb-18 17:47:36 UTC from web- Scribus likes this.
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Some guy from a foreign country trying to sell us snake oil: I need an archetypal American person's name. Just some guy who lives on your street. I know, how about Herey Naked http://rainbowdash.net/url/869636
Wednesday, 21-Feb-18 09:29:52 UTC from web -
So maybe "Plumbers Don't Wear Ties" was an early version of those AI generated stories and nobody knows !vgp
Saturday, 17-Feb-18 05:12:00 UTC from web-
@awl Remembering the times, it was definitely an incoherent mess. But recontextualizing to today, it may well have been a forerunner to the Potato Knishespost.
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In the event you all live under a rock. Or Boulder. !vgp https://www.patreon.com/posts/game-release-0-1-16735340
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@firestormdangerdash I live under an assumed identity.
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We're all a little mad here https://mommashy.deviantart.com/art/Pinkagorath-Pie-497140748 !vgp
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Tuesday, 06-Feb-18 07:19:23 UTC from web -
Thinking about getting a #Dreamcast. !vgp
Monday, 05-Feb-18 02:16:44 UTC from web-
@scribus But maybe a Genesis or Atari first. And, if Atari, unsure if 2600, 7200, or XEGS....
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@scribus I have a Dreamcast, as well as all two of the games that were on Dreamcast before the PS2 came out
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@asapmatt I mostly remember a couple of too-easy Sonic games and a pretty good Diablo clone in "Record of Lodoss War." And one of my exes loved "Chu Chu Rocket." And I think maybe some of the best fighting ports, according to Whoever 'They' Are, but I'm not much of a vidya fighter.
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Candii Kens is my Christmas-themed stripper name
Tuesday, 30-Jan-18 09:10:57 UTC from web -
My favourite former RDN user is Gherkin
Saturday, 27-Jan-18 10:20:51 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin at least the third one.
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Wednesday, 24-Jan-18 07:12:49 UTC from web -
Don't hate me cos you ate me
Tuesday, 23-Jan-18 17:35:38 UTC from web -
@augustus @sarcasmkid >both are fat italians
>both lay pipe for a living
Game Theory: Is Mario Ron Jeremy?- Scribus likes this.
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@dokidoki No, he was Luigi. http://rainbowdash.net/url/868280
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@thelastgherkin "King Pooper intends on forcefully having Perlina help him travel to Earth with a tub full of semen energized by a special generator." ...but, like, why? What did the grape tub do besides be a tub of papaya?
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@mrmattimation What else do you do besides be a tub of papaya
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Seth Everready has conditioned me to expect a Phil Collins during Toto - Africa
Monday, 15-Jan-18 22:29:21 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin Seth Everdaddy
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@tiff What the kiwi
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@thelastgherkin no judgement
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AURORA BORABALIS http://rainbowdash.net/url/867970
Monday, 08-Jan-18 10:16:06 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin is your icon Pinkie blob?
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@firestormdangerdash It's a new Pinkie Pie keychain http://rainbowdash.net/url/868014
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@thelastgherkin oh my fluff!
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Monday, 08-Jan-18 07:25:16 UTC from web -
This is a jam, you guys http://rainbowdash.net/url/867926
Sunday, 07-Jan-18 20:53:03 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin how ba-a-a-ad can i be
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