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all people who dont want to play burnout paradise leave the site right now, ur kind is not welcome here, we are a loving and tolerating group and we dont want u
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@purplesmartstarbutt "I am non-sexually interested in the purple horse you voice and we have caterpillar children together."
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It was a cloudy night in Texas. @redenchilada was in his room, tablet pen in hand, as in a trance of creativity with decisive strokes on his digital canvas he gifted life to drawn horses of varied colours. It seemed like an uneventful night, on the internet everything was quiet. But then, the unexpected happened: A notification popped up on his screen, a distress signal from beloved @welcomepony. "Database error. Attempting to reboot..." in pain she sent to her creator and husbando. Silence fell over the room. The magical strokes of the pen on the tablet halted. @redenchilada stopped. This could not be happening, this should NOT be happening. Quickly he finished tipying a reply, and shifted to the problem at hand. His muscles flexed, his fingers tensed, and he wrote. He wrote like there was no tomorrow. And when he was finished, he pressed enter; a message showed on screen, for all to see.
With no regret, the words formed a clear proclamation: "dumb bot." he said to his waifu. -
@redenchilada Change character limit to 3
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@redenchilada please uncode the notice input box
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The obvious solution is to wait until @redenchilada is attacked and severely harmed by a rule breaker, and reconstruct him with '80s robotic technology to turn him into Robomod, the future of moderation.
Wednesday, 18-Jun-14 01:59:22 UTC from web -
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Needs more scootalove. http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/763023
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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)Ｅｖｅｒｙ ６０ ｓｅｃｏｎｄｓ ｉｎ Ａｆｒｉｃａ， ａ ｍｉｎｕｔｅ ｐａｓｓｅｓ． Ｔｏｇｅｔｈｅｒ ｗｅ ｃａｎ ｓｔｏｐ ｔｈｉｓ． Ｐｌｅａｓｅ ｓｐｒｅａｄ ｔｈｅ ｗｏｒｄ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Thursday, 12-Jun-14 19:31:53 UTC from web -
A blonde woman walks into a bank in NYC before going on vacation and asks for a $5,000 loan. The banker asks, "Okay, miss, is there anything you would like to use as collateral?" The woman says "Yes, of course. I'll use my Rolls Royce." The banker, stunned, asks "A $250,000 Rolls Royce? Really?" The woman is completely positive. She hands over the keys, as the bankers and loan officers laugh at her. They check her credentials, make sure she is the title owner. Everything checks out. They park it in their underground garage for two weeks. When she comes back, she pays off the $5,000 loan as well as the $15.41 interest. The loan officer says "Miss, we are very appreciative of your business with us, but I have one question. We looked you up and found out that you are a multi-millionaire. Why would you want to borrow $5,000?" The woman replies "Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"
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@snowcone I'd prefer if it did. I get enough crazy emails from parents who don't want their kids turned gay by my website.
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Hell, I can write a program to convince someone it's a 13 year old boy. 10 PRINT "boobs pls" 20 GOTO 10. Take THAT, Turing's ghost! !coderponies
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@redenchilada now you can eat jam
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"They call me rap sausage because I'm... The wurst" The rap battles in #TomodachiLife amaze me
Friday, 06-Jun-14 18:17:26 UTC from web -
@redenchilada This isn't fair ;w;
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>un-gay
Friday, 06-Jun-14 05:29:22 UTC from web -
@redenchilada The fact you know the difference between the types of Vore says a lot about you
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My gmail is nothing but spammed with RDN people favorting things. guys I am /not that funny/
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@rarity There's that one of the hindu girl that always makes me laugh. "I'm white? I'm not hindu? Does this mean I CAN FINALLY TRY A HAMBURGER?"
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Not all rap and country
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An idea came to me in a dream last night - we could launch deceased people into gaseous nebulae and let their bodies' gravity form new stars and planets and stuff. Such an epic funeral! I mean, you'd have to disregard the whole "light years of distance" thing, but... It'd be great. Then you, like Ahmed, could be planet.
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@nerthos and for the sake of completeness, PT's era: http://i.imgur.com/s6Q26ti.jpg
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'My favorite internet phenomenon is when someone comments on a YouTube video with a really benign comment like “I love this song!” and then there are a bunch of hidden responses to that comment and then the last one isn’t hidden and it’s something like “you ignorant tool, I can’t believe anyone would even defend Eisenhower’s foreign policies, let alone compare them to political strategies of Napoleon. Take your asinine opinions elsewhere (and FYI, the Chinese DID invent noodles. idiot.)”'
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@redenchilada Plot twist: Erkan is trying to create the ultimate AI to destroy Hussie
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@redenchilada "ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ raise your appetites! ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ "
