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@oracle Duuuuuuuuuuude... you just like, blew my mind mad. Deep
Sunday, 01-Dec-13 05:35:10 UTC from web-
@oracle You see, darling, that's where you and I differ. You can speak all you want about the progression of humans, but they don't matter to me at all since I'm not human. I'm merely a... watchful guide who smiles as the puppets dance for me. Your petty mortal musings are astounding, though, really. Although, I can tell you things that haven't even happened yet.
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@oracle Oh, sorry for letting them start a few wars and turn the economy upside down. I guess I'm a bad influence on them. I am not great because of what I have given, but rather what I have done. I see all, and you're laughing at shadows friend, so stop wasting your time on a being such as myself.
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@oracle I go by many names, but I have attributed "Northern Narwhal" to this one as it is the sound that is chanted by those who fear my presence. I, however, am not a tangible being in the traditional sense. I am a child of no parent, nor do I hail from any one place. I am the movement in the corner of your eye and the feeling that someone is watching you. Until I ascend to the 8th dimension once more, I remain here.
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Sunday, 01-Dec-13 05:30:53 UTC from web
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So my friend just introduced me to flufflepuff. I am bursting with laughter right now. I can't stop laughing.
Sunday, 01-Dec-13 05:24:57 UTC from web-
@teamdashie Woo! I go back through them all the time, myself. It's just consistent hilarity. My favorite so far is the Equestria Girls parody tied with Pfudor.
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@clayinthecarpet I haven't seen them all yet so I'm not able to make a favorite choice yet. But I'm sure I'll have one very soon /)^3^(\.
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@teamdashie You absolutely will have your favorites soon. But they're ALL sooooooo good. XD
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Ladies and gentlemen http://ur1.ca/g4i2u
Sunday, 01-Dec-13 05:20:57 UTC from web-
@1pony4all If that was a reference as I thought it was...
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@chernobawlderpy u got a problem budda?
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@nerthos mentlegen and ieslad. http://ur1.ca/g4i45
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at the risk of being a slowpoke... whats up with the sidebar?
Sunday, 01-Dec-13 05:18:52 UTC from web-
@oracle I did, it stepped on my pizza a few minutes ago
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@chernobawlderpy eh, just curious
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@1pony4all Broken. Red already pushed up a fix but it has to wait until Cerulean wakes up.
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Well, to change topics, I bought Marvel VS Capcom 3 today, not Ultimate... anybody else here suck at fighting games?
Sunday, 01-Dec-13 05:08:31 UTC from web -
I have enjoyed this conversation. Rules are rules, but yeah, this was interesting.
Sunday, 01-Dec-13 05:12:34 UTC from web-
@northernnarwhal I learned a bit more of html and how it works.
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@1pony4all Yup =)
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@chernobawlderpy <reply> I love me some html. </reply>
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@oracle I was poking fun at your typo... Maybe I should just go, I'm not very funny tonight.
Sunday, 01-Dec-13 05:11:03 UTC from web -
I do think this conversation is going way past acceptable standards.
Sunday, 01-Dec-13 05:06:20 UTC from web -
@oracle wraped in an enigma wraped in a mystery?
Sunday, 01-Dec-13 05:06:18 UTC from web-
@clayinthecarpet Awesome :3
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@oracle Don't worry, it was just me being facetious again. I tend to get that way a lot, so you'll have to excuse me.
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@oracle Tonight on "Things That Make You Wonder"
Sunday, 01-Dec-13 05:03:33 UTC from web -
So... Now I'm running rtheentire store by myself... #y-u-no-pay-overtime
Saturday, 30-Nov-13 21:31:39 UTC from web -
@vt3c softcore porn. Lots and lots of softcore porn
Saturday, 30-Nov-13 21:20:08 UTC from web -
Listening to Christmas music at work makes me want to play Fallout for some reason.
Saturday, 30-Nov-13 21:14:34 UTC from web -
@vt3c jeeeeeelllllllllyyyyyyyy :(
Saturday, 30-Nov-13 21:00:42 UTC from web -
I don't mind work, but this isn't work, its me standing behind a counter all day, waiting to get yelled at Monday for business being ba.d
Saturday, 30-Nov-13 20:39:40 UTC from web -
UUUUUGH the restaurant is so dead... Kill me
Saturday, 30-Nov-13 18:19:05 UTC from web -
Friday, 29-Nov-13 19:18:10 UTC from web
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Oh, and a couple people got into a fistfight over an iPad.
Friday, 29-Nov-13 18:54:12 UTC from web-
@moonprincess Now if it was over dakimakuras I could understand.
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@redenchilada Black Friday should be a federal offense unless it's digital sales.
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Oh hey I've been to this Wal mart http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/worker-dies-long-island-wal-mart-trampled-black-friday-stampede-article-1.334059
Friday, 29-Nov-13 18:35:38 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark It'd be a little alarming if you didn't.
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@moonprincess It's like anti-italics. Instead of really meaning something, you really don't mean it!
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http://ur1.ca/g49mz And I have to go out and drive a bus. Pray for me, RDN. Pray to all the pony princesses.
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@flamingpandaomg Do U know you?
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@moonprincess The Princess of the Night™ knows everyone.
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Here's a little story about Equestria, the ponies worshiped their ruler Celestia, until the dark coming of Nightmare Moon, and Celestia wept for her sister's doom
Friday, 29-Nov-13 15:38:34 UTC from web -
Happy Potatoes amd Vodka day everybody!
Friday, 29-Nov-13 15:19:11 UTC from web -
Hot dog, this site has changed!
Friday, 29-Nov-13 09:17:40 UTC from web-
@tenebarius Aww. Well, I can't take credit for the design, only the testing and implementation server side. That credit lies with @redenchilada
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@ceruleanspark It was a team effort, and you guys did well!
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@ceruleanspark you reverted my changes now it sucks *whine*
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GOD DAMMIT http://i.imgur.com/UZYIQap.gif
Friday, 29-Nov-13 09:06:11 UTC from web- RDN's Lucifer and erkanyilmaz like this.
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@ceruleanspark I need one of those masks
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@vt3c sorry, i didn't mean to be rude to you, it's just, as a tech geek, it annoys me when I se something that only exists to make the phone more expensive and has zero benefit to the end user
Thursday, 28-Nov-13 22:03:23 UTC from web-
@vt3c the hell does a phone need with a quad core prossesor?
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@1pony4all You give it a HD movie, and you order it to cut it down to "acceptable phone format" when it is on a charger so you save both space and battery power for when you get around to watch the movie...
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@critialcloudkicker but videos are processed on a singel thread, meaning that it will only use a single core. Only one core can work with one process.
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That's pretty much what happens when I post a drawing to tumblr http://ur1.ca/g42n9
Thursday, 28-Nov-13 20:11:11 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin Except mine's scaled out to a month.
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@redenchilada like my recent DA activity
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@redenchilada Yeah, mine's at a week.
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The turkeyest turkey day to ever turkey turkey a turkey. Happy Thanksgiving!
Thursday, 28-Nov-13 20:11:06 UTC from web -
Enhance any romantic moment with a loved one by quoting Little King John as you kiss them.
Wednesday, 27-Nov-13 21:53:37 UTC from web- Rarity and scoot like this.
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@thelastgherkin disagree, I'm totally ready to go if you know what mean
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@1pony4all You want to demonstrate you're really terrible at making out? Is that what you're saying?
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@thelastgherkin ...maaaaaaaaaaaaaybe #totalvirgin
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Phone dieing, guess I gotta get back to work now :( see ya
Wednesday, 27-Nov-13 22:26:27 UTC from web
