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In the spirit of jokes that literally only I am probably even capable of finding funny, I present to you Weird Alice Cooper's "Dare to be Stoopid" -____-
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@scribus I would like you to know a sex doll website signed up to reply to this dash with "bad bad"
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@thelastgherkin Naughty naughty
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@thelastgherkin Well met.... Lol
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OK.... Tears of the Kingdom... What does "tears" refer to? Is it the liquid coming out of the eyes (for example while crying) or is it the edge of two pieces of a material/object that has been ripped apart (for example tearing a piece of paper in two pieces)?
about a year ago from web-
@thelastgherkin Aaah... So it is not derived from the German word "Tier" (plural "Tiere"), which means "animal".
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@adiwan Wait wait, is Link turning into a wolf again?
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@scribus Good lord I wish, the previous game indirectly mentioned the events of Twilight Princess exactly one time and that seems to be the only acknowledgment Nintendo is willing to give that game.
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next time something like NFTs drops that could make me a ton of money but is ethically unsound, could somebody please let me know before you tell everyone else so that I can get in early and when the whole thing explodes I can be like “damn they hired death squads in WHICH developing nation? Oh man I didn’t know my bad dude” and run off with the money while publicly taking a stand against whatever terrible thing I’ve been complicit in
about a year ago from web-
@adiwan I'm always torn between actually having a conscience and wondering if it's already too late until it actually is too late
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@scribus Yeah. I think the same of the stock exchange. It's a huge and legal gambling machine.
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@adiwan See, that's why I just goto Vegas. They're honest about fleecing you, and sometimes you get a free buffet!!
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*by overworld, I of course mean Hyrule. The area you spend the first bit of the game in is also an overworld.
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@zeldatra The over-overworld
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Oh well, at least I'm getting it handled this week
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Sonofa.... Why would the clinic not tell me when my psychiatrist left? Why didn't they give me a new one?? And why can I not get my godrotten Adderall if it's been either less than OR more than exactly four weeks???
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'Bout to blow the whistle on these *phobes at work, not for their phobiae (well, not directly...) but rather for the constantly mis-priced shelf tags (as petty vengeance for the phobiae)
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Ooof... The new Youtube redesign of the browser-side interface is awful.
I wanted to read some comments and scrolled down but it was greeted with more video recommendations. The comments were like on mobile tablet where they popped up on the side upon clicking a special button to reveal comments. I saw this redesign only once. Apparently it was very temporary as I haven't seen it since. I'm not very hopeful it will stay that way.about a year ago from web-
@adiwan More and more videos change to the new format. Awful.
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Every time Joe Biden exhibits signs of mental decay his approval rating rises by 10 points
about a year ago from web-
@zeldatra I call BS, his approval rating cannot be over 9000
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Heard that Bud Light made some 'phobes angry, so I bought a 12-pack
about a year ago from web-
@scribus People who think they value freedom of speech actually hate the freedom of speech of others.
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@scribus no vandalism at my store yet but it’s coming I think, a group of Trumpers came in last week and stole literally every newspaper reporting on his arrest so they could trash it before anyone could read it so I’m expecting those same guys to try some apple with the Bud Light too
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@scribus The masterminds at Budweiser came up with the perfect evil plan: if you don't buy it you're a somethingphobe, if you buy it you have to drink Bud Light. With this masterful move, they can cause suffering to all peoples of the nation.
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Real-world pets get fleas. Sims 4 pets just have bugs.
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I just checked my seldom used other bank account from when I was in college and learned I just had around $500 sitting in there, which isn’t much, but damn, that’s $500 I didn’t know I had
about a year ago from web-
@zeldatra Hell yeah dude
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I just learned that John Leguizamo was the sloth in the ice age movies and now I fully believe in parallel universes because I swear to god it was Seth Green
about a year ago from web-
@zeldatra It was always Mama Luigi, man. 'Least, 'round these parts i'twas
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Yakuza: Like a Dragon - 40 hours in and I'm at chapter 11.
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Unholy crap, I'm enjoying "Devour" and I haven't even tried the multiplayer mode that it's intended for! !vgp #horror #pc #indie
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You could probably show Fritz the Cat on MTV today
about a year ago from web-
@scribus I spent a little longer than I should have wondering what exactly is on MTV these days, both Beavis & Butt-Head and the Daria spin-off are on Paramount+, South Park only airs premieres on MTV, and the “M” in “MTV” hasn’t stood for music in a very long time
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YouTuber got shot in the mall down the street. Prank channel, so, 100% deserved.
about a year ago from web-
@zeldatra Not the jackass who thinks it's top kek to make a bunch of noise in a college library, I hope. I wanted to pin him in a corner and give him 10,000 punches!
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@scribus Tanner Cook, apparently the subject of the prank whipped out a gun and shot him in the stomach, then the sheriff came and arrested them both. Since he didn’t die, I think I’m perfectly fine to say that I hope this incident causes these dudes to think twice about it from now on
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@zeldatra Except that this is the first I'm hearing his name, sure hope nobody else tries to stage a shooting prank to boost their career of evil
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Lashing Trump to a cross and placing a crown of thorns upon his head seems a bit extreme IMO
about a year ago from web-
@zeldatra Imagine if Jesus just died for His own sins instead
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In case anyone is wondering: I learned this over the course of a nearly 24 hour shift.
about a year ago from web-
@zeldatra If no double-time, I suggest a riot
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Pre-ordered the new Zelda yesterday !vgp
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@nerthos So Fluffle Puffing good!!
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@scribus I'm really hoping they get the funding for a proper series/movie, the "aesthetically pleasant, good for all ages funny animal cartoon" genre needs a revival.
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@nerthos For real, dude. It's been too long since G and PG meant anything other than "little kids" and "bigger kids," Brandon Tenold does a great takedown of 70's PG vs Today in his video on Ralph Bakshi's "Wizards."
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Anybody in Europe willing to middleman for me? https://shop.fairphone.com/en/buy-fairphone-4
about a year ago from web-
@scribus Huh, bit spicy in price but the repairability and warranty seem quite nice. Can't get any details on what type of screen it has from its datasheet tho.
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I can’t wait to get home later tonight and have my pc FrankerZ a brick because it hasn’t installed a security update in two weeks
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(Especially for more-than-kissing cousins)
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@scribus fun fact: more legal in Virginia than in West Virginia, and in fact most of the south. First cousins is a-ok in the Old Dominion.
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Rand Paul is complaining about "woke" schools that are now disallowing kids from wearing shirts with firearms on them. Maybe this is just because I was part of the first generation to attend school after Columbine, but it seems to me if Republicans think that this is suddenly a thing that is happening right just now they need to get their eyes checked, because I remember growing up in Florida and being told any gun-related clothing would get my ass expelled.
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@zeldatra Just the free-est state
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2016: people here get mad at me for thinking red was a better option than blue
2023: blue govt proposes law to invade mexico
So how's the "don't listen to the argie psycho" train goingabout a year ago from web -
I’m too tall for double decker buses, in case anybody was wondering.
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Ahoyhoy Amsterdam. I’m NOT here for that one thing, or that other thing, grow up
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Danny Trejo is also in it but he at least plays a character.
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And iirc, mom-n-pop video rental dives would often have no clue but some access to the market, and there'd just be unplayable games that this one kid on the playground would claim to have beaten with no problem
about a year ago from web