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"You do you, man." -IDK Ghandi probs-
Wednesday, 30-Oct-19 00:28:45 UTC from web -
so what brand of PC is good these days
Tuesday, 03-Oct-17 17:55:52 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation My PC friends are too far away
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@mrmattimation I forced some poor kids in china to build one for me, you should do the same...
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@melonbread i should have specified non-gay answers only
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My friends told me if I came back from this deployment a virgin they'd think I was gay... Now I'm coming back as a vaper... #storyofmylife
Monday, 02-Oct-17 21:00:11 UTC from web -
I made this meme. It was inspired by real life events today... http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/862730
Tuesday, 26-Sep-17 16:28:28 UTC from web -
First to go, last to know...
Monday, 25-Sep-17 15:06:10 UTC from web -
Am I a man that defines the corporate ethos? Or does the corporate ethos define me? http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/862725
Monday, 25-Sep-17 05:09:30 UTC from web -
You and the rest of America who pays taxes are paying me $2,000 for me to sit around doing this all day. Know you know where all of your money is going. Any more questions? http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/862718
Saturday, 23-Sep-17 19:29:10 UTC from web-
@deadshot I have fired the M92FS on a couple of occasions. I found it to be a decent pistol, but truthfully speaking, I would much rather have a Glock 17 or a Sig Sauer P226/Mk.25 when it comes to a full-sized 9mm handgun.
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@m14brony Seven, Six, Two Millimeter... Full, Metal, Jacket... http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/862724
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@lcplazureblaze That inspires faith. Truely.
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what are you all up to today? Work? school? fun at home? fun out doing something? lol im just being curios
Saturday, 23-Sep-17 18:15:07 UTC from web-
@lcplazureblaze aw man. Was hoping for a live-fire story.
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@awl Unfortunately I'm a POG so we don't get those chances. WW3 would pop off and we still be sitting around with our thumbs up our buttholes wondering why this damn oversized refrigerator wont run.
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@lcplazureblaze who knows; you could end up shooting Catalans in the next two weeks.
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Roommate: You want to know why my clothes don't smell? Me: Because you put them in a trash bag. Also me: You want to know why half of your clothes aren't here? **NOTE: At the beginning of this deployment I threw out his entire laundry bag full of clothes because he left them in a trash bag in the middle of the floor. It looked like trash.**
Friday, 22-Sep-17 05:25:17 UTC from web -
My friend just asked me where in Spain I was deployed to and I said, "Moron..."
Friday, 22-Sep-17 05:17:56 UTC from web -
So some grunts out here thought you refuel generators by lifting up the exhaust cover and pouring gas down the pipe. Good to know our lives are in good hands...
Thursday, 14-Sep-17 05:17:07 UTC from web -
Instinctfully riving faster to Motley Crue's Kickstart My Heart almost got me a ticket today.
Monday, 04-Sep-17 16:26:23 UTC from web -
When you look down at a line of ants calmly working on the ground in Spain and wonder to yourself if they are speaking in Spanish to each other you know you've reached the next level of intellectualism in your life...
Monday, 04-Sep-17 10:12:24 UTC from web -
Promotion board today. Here's how it went...
SSgt: What does IRAM stand for?
Me to me:*idk tf that is... Answer with confidence...*
Me: SSgt, IRAM stands for, I initiate pt. R regulate pt. A arrange pt. M manage pt.
SSgt: do you have any idea what IRAM stands for?
Me:...
SSgt:...
Me: No SSgt...
Ssgt: it's pros and cons Marine...
Yeah so it all ended with me pretty much getting non recommended for Cpl because I kept a lizard as a pet in my room and that's not discipline... Y'all would've been proud tho. Best deployment ever.Thursday, 31-Aug-17 10:24:27 UTC from web -
Me: Shepherd, are you going to the gym today? Shepherd: Hell no. Me: Why not? Your favorite thing is there. Shepherd: What's that? Me: Sweaty men...
Wednesday, 30-Aug-17 17:26:12 UTC from web -
My greatest fear if America continues going the way it is: https://youtu.be/e_37wQUiXIk
Wednesday, 30-Aug-17 10:35:42 UTC from web -
Every time I see a person on here use the word Swag unironically this is what I imagine: http://i.imgur.com/4y6o1.gif
Friday, 31-Aug-12 20:31:21 UTC from web- Scribus, RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space) and monsutaa kaado! and 4 others like this.
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@ceruleanspark do you about anything about the logo! IT REALLY IRKS ME.
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@ceruleanspark I always imagine this. http://www.fustar.info/images/site/Burglar.jpg
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@ceruleansparkold Add about 150lbs to that and you pretty much have it...
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Situation: 10:30 at night. 3/4 roommates asleep in their racks. 4th roommate hasn't been heard or seen all day. Suddenly the door swings open and the lights turn on. 4th roommate shouts, "What up *****es!!!" Literally everyone in the room: http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/861713
Tuesday, 29-Aug-17 20:38:10 UTC from web -
I got caught with a pet lizard that I caught and kept inside my barracks room. My commanding officer and staff non commissioned officer sat me down and asked me what the hell. I told them that his name was Spike and that I was teaching him how to breathe fire. They laughed and this is how the rest of the conversation went: Them: how'd you feel when you let him go? Me: sad of course. Them: why? Me: because I had bonded with him. Them: how long did you have him? Me: two days. They laughed again... Something tells me I'm not getting paperwork for this but now they call me Mr. Spike...
Tuesday, 29-Aug-17 15:44:32 UTC from web -
Why are there people out there protesting for stupid stuff like women's rights and black lives matter when we could be protesting against something that actually matters like people who make peanut butter and mayonnaise sandwiches...
Tuesday, 29-Aug-17 15:33:08 UTC from web-
@lcplazureblaze Don't you kinkshame my lunch!
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TMW, a random First Sergeant walks up to you at chow and uses you to make himself look like a boot in front of his entire grunt unit. Gee Gee, First Sergeant, trust me, I've been here longer, I know how things work. Now go have a seat.
Thursday, 24-Aug-17 13:02:00 UTC from web -
Whose bright idea was it to put the armory and the ammo on two completely different sides of the base? Literally all you have to do is do a night para drop and we're all screwed because we have to run 12+ miles just to get armed in order to fight back. Gee gee.
Wednesday, 23-Aug-17 05:38:32 UTC from web -
#prolifelessonoftheday If you have a lot of protein in your diet and you decide to have a lot of tobasco sauce be ready...
Tuesday, 22-Aug-17 10:14:38 UTC from web -
The total solar eclipse only happens once every lifetime. Good thing I'm deployed, I mean who would want to see that?
Tuesday, 22-Aug-17 05:22:37 UTC from web -
TMW you decide to lock yourself inside I giant freezer to skate through the second half of the workday. #skatinglegend2017
Monday, 21-Aug-17 20:37:39 UTC from web -
That special edition Xbox One X looks like a Razer product, but you know. Better.
Monday, 21-Aug-17 06:44:20 UTC from web-
@firestormdangerdash Except Razor belongs to PC gaming and PC gaming is master race filthy peasants.
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TMW you find an empty hazmat barrel so you decide that your health isn't as important as skating through the workday. #hidinginahazmatbarrel #skatinglegend2017
Monday, 21-Aug-17 10:14:17 UTC from web -
No carb diet suck.
Saturday, 19-Aug-17 11:35:06 UTC from web-
@lcplazureblaze I hated doing mine but it worked wonders for my weight
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The best part about having to use the crapper in the middle of the night on a military base is when you hear everyone rubbing their weiners around you...
Friday, 18-Aug-17 20:12:14 UTC from web-
@lcplazureblaze Gotta keep the gun polished
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would you eat trump's ass if it meant he would no longer be president
Friday, 18-Aug-17 19:39:49 UTC from web-
@tiffany it's gonna be uuuge.
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@lcplazureblaze more like reagan because he's gonna tear down my wall
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