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Well root canals went up in cost since 7 years ago lol
Monday, 08-May-17 17:23:38 UTC from web-
@awl around 10 years ago I realized that the reason why people complain about dentists is that they suffer when they go there
I've gone to the dentist twice in my life, the first was because I got hit in the face with a billiard ball and my mouth was bleeding (it healed by itself the next day, but I did get a chipped tooth)
and the second cause I found a hole in one of my molars (ended getting 3 teeth drilled and filled, but with no pain or anaesthesia)
I honestly thought every one hated dentist because, like me, they HATE being touched by strangers...
With Drills
IN MY MOUTH
man, that's cherrying wierd
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Wow, Le Pen got pretty close to winning. http://rainbowdash.net/url/858892
Monday, 08-May-17 16:24:08 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation There's a Trump joke in here somewhere
but I'm not motivated enough to do it
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fun fact: The stripper pole spins, not the stripper
yeah, that's right
IT'S ALL LIES
FILTHY LIESSunday, 07-May-17 23:30:36 UTC from web -
I need a new thumb ring, mine's all scuffed and bent kuz I got a heavier short bow
Sunday, 07-May-17 23:29:56 UTC from web -
Okay guys legit question is there an open bar in prison?
Sunday, 07-May-17 23:19:31 UTC from web-
@scribus cartoons have led me to believe that you can open the bars with a file
but I think that would take about 3 forevers
and who's got time for that?
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u bouta smash @ a party n this girl say she 15 wut u do http://rainbowdash.net/url/858880
Sunday, 07-May-17 21:51:54 UTC from web-
@tiffany we have this strange artefact that counts the time from the Big Bang forwards
right now it's showing "8--g"
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@tiffany the g just turned into a symbol that looks like 3 "q" placed over, under and through each other
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My process at installing mods on bethesda games:
Ok, let's get gameplay improvements, minor mechanical tweeks and maybe some texture reworks, let's keep this as immersive as possible
<20 mods later>
Oh, cool a TARDISSunday, 07-May-17 20:32:27 UTC from web -
So today I got up feeling weird. So I just went and took some R'n'R by reading an X-men comic book. And then my calvanistic goggles kicked into overdrive. ALL YOU MUTANTS ARE DICKS ! No, seriously, about 50% of them are straight up evil and the others try to stop them ? kinda ? Or they are just left alone ? Seriously go do something productive, all of you, Jean & Xavier please go force some panda's to reproduce. Magneto and Cyclops go to some sort of power plant for neigh infinite power. Storm go help people around the globe in securing food ( especially Africa ). Ice-Man go build yourself many MANY beautiful statues made of ice on the poles and end global warming or something **sigh** ... don't mind me, I just needed to vent
Sunday, 07-May-17 19:28:11 UTC from web-
@zennx an immortal being with build in night vision, echolocation, superhuman speed and agility ? Idunno, just put her in search and rescue when needed. And when not needed I am pretty sure she'd make a very ecology and economy friendly lighthouse.
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@critialcloudkicker Though technically she can no longer sparkle as the result of M-Day... Hmm...
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@critialcloudkicker Holy guacamole, that is hilarious... A vampire that can no longer sparkle XD
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Am I becoming more liberal or is it simply the hypocrisy of the fact that 'conservatives' are now in more power?
Sunday, 07-May-17 19:10:40 UTC from web -
I don't think it was sexist; reactionary yes. Not understanding that a lot of the time, public eye = public ire, definitely.
Sunday, 07-May-17 18:59:30 UTC from web-
@awl it wasn't, you can't just call people sexist kuz they interrupt your pathetic monologue.
if you had anything worth listening to, and knew how to papayaing say it ,people would not interrupt you
and even if you did, some people are just Potato Knishesing rude
or just don't respect you
and quite frankly if you start spouting garbage like "sexist micro-agression" you're going to lose all MY respect as a person
and looking at the state YT is in, and has been for ages, she doesn't have my respect as a professional either
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not surprising seeing as the CEO of youtube is a Potato Knishesing femitard that thinks being interupted is a sexist micro-agression
Political Correctness is killing my internet
soon, I'll have to go to the dark webs to look at the most mundane FrankerZSunday, 07-May-17 18:53:43 UTC from web -
Also, if space-rocks' "humanoid" bodies are just hard-light projections then why do they take damage
and is Amethyst's body smaller, her rock is just as big as other space-rocks', and she can shape-shift into a huge wrestler, so I'm pretty sure her small stature is self-imposedSunday, 07-May-17 19:01:01 UTC from web -
Steven Universe AU where everything is exactly the same but Peridot has an extra chromosome
Sunday, 07-May-17 18:53:56 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation ...do space-rocks have chromosomes?
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@mrmattimation like, at all?
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Come on.
I'm not ACTUALLY gonna hit half a million total channel views, am I?Sunday, 07-May-17 16:41:01 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation doesn't look like it, not with animation
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@mrmattimation dude, that's not an insult, it's a statement of the factuality that Animation doesn't work with the current YT publicity algorithm, even the Abridged Series guys complain about this, only TFS seems to be surviving in this, but they started on a now-gone golden age of youtube animation, and they advertise EVERYWHERE when they release something
and even they had to open a let's play channel to help cover the costs
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i'm being harrassed
Sunday, 07-May-17 18:18:37 UTC from web -
i wish my mum was as good at dealing with my sadness as she is at pointing it out to me
Sunday, 07-May-17 17:09:07 UTC from web-
@tiffany ...ok, questions:
1- is your soap made of lye?
2- how often do you wash
3- Are you made mostly of mildly coalesced grease?
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>become leader of a gang called "the Nerds"
>discover some fool has been selling out your homies to the cops
>find the fool
>knock him out, cover him in gold paint
>display the bastard in chains in your main hang-out
>arm your men
>"Let's play some quidditch, boys"
>release the golden snitch
>tell men that whomever catches it gets 100kSunday, 07-May-17 15:03:38 UTC from web -
Friend sends me a message at 22:30 on friday "I'm getting married sunday 10:30" lol hope he doesn't expect a gift
Saturday, 06-May-17 23:23:08 UTC from web -
I accidentally maked a tinny S on my skin with hot iron today http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/858872
Saturday, 06-May-17 22:47:54 UTC from web -
lmao triggered libtards want an epilepsy warning?? what is this their safe space????????????????
Saturday, 06-May-17 22:27:33 UTC from web-
@tiffany I say give'm what they want
They want an epilepsy warning, give it to them
IN BRIGHT PULSATING LIGHTS
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i hope you die / i hope we both die
Saturday, 06-May-17 22:06:40 UTC from web-
@tiffany IT IS, but you know what they say, "he who laughs last..."
And eventually I WILL laugh last...
and it will be THE BEST LAUGH
and it will be WORTH IT
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@tiffany I dunno, Myra says she'll laugh at the demise of all her enemies, knowing she'll have defeated them in the ultimate way, by outliving all of them.
Me, I'll probably be laughing at some old joke I finally got
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I am my dom
Saturday, 06-May-17 21:53:29 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation man, and I thought I was the biggest perv in here
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:b:illiards
Saturday, 06-May-17 21:44:28 UTC from web -
(me, thinking about Electric Light Orchestra's "Evil Woman") Maybe she's just misunderstood
Monday, 01-May-17 10:03:33 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin Maybe she's just evil and you calling her misunderstood is causing her to have a lower self-esteem relating to her ability to express herself clearly
WE'RE HERE, WE'RE EVIL DEAL WITH IT GET papayaED -
@zennx Except the song is performed by a former lover of hers so the narrator is unreliable
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Making fun of Trump supporters isn't very fun anymore because the fact of the matter is that there just aren't that many of them anymore.
Saturday, 22-Apr-17 02:28:08 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation so what, just cause they are a minority it's not PC to make fun of them?
shame on you Matt
SHAME
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The Legend of Matt: Store Closer http://rainbowdash.net/url/858360
Saturday, 22-Apr-17 01:41:34 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation ...did you completely destroy your wrist or does it just look absolutely magled kuz of the perspective?
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every time they make the weed funny ha ha, it make me appleing squeal
Thursday, 20-Apr-17 13:05:11 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation in joy?
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DATE NIGHT
Thursday, 20-Apr-17 09:15:42 UTC from web -
Good morning http://pny.lv/1hgbc
Wednesday, 19-Apr-17 08:50:07 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin How is this "original"? Why does it has to do with Tom and Jerry? Do they still have enough brand recognition? Why does it look worse than Tom and Jerry The Movie?
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@adiwan Time to butcher a timeless classic is it?
guess I'll do my part and do an edit of Silence of the Lambs where every noun is replaced with "Zug-Zug the dispoiled" and 30 seconds after a location change the screen gets a Sin City filter for exactly 4 frames and Wakko Warner is on the 2nd frame of the effect, on the background
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IF YA WANT MY BODY AND YA THINK I'M SEXY COME ON SUGAR LET ME KNOW
Wednesday, 12-Apr-17 22:56:05 UTC from web
