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The more I think about the Deck of Many Things the more I fear it and am afraid for my character. I won the deck at an auction to save it from the hands of evil-doers. Right after the auction a kaiju-sized monster appeared and broke through the ground (my character was on the hunt for this monster in order to stop destroying the world). Now I'm in the predicament that I own probably the only item that can destroy it or destroy me with one simple draw of the cards. I have a few weeks until the next session to finally decide the number of cards I want to draw.
Saturday, 04-Mar-17 14:09:15 UTC from web-
@adiwan I have that item blacklisted after one campaign ended with a chaotic-neutral char. shouting "FIFTY-TWO-PICK-UP!" and proceeded to rip all the cards from the deck and fling 'em at people.
We also instated the "NEVER give semi-cosmic lvl magic items to the crazy assassin" rule
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fluttershy would never date an atheist
Friday, 03-Mar-17 17:24:08 UTC from web -
the alt right turned me into an SJW
Friday, 03-Mar-17 16:43:00 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation the alt-right does nothing
now the crtl-alt-down, that'll flip your world viewRDN's Lucifer likes this.
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Is there a name for this particular style? What would you call this suit-no-tie outfit? http://rainbowdash.net/url/857410
Thursday, 02-Mar-17 14:10:40 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation business casual?
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@mrmattimation business casual, I think
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so, aparently Peppa Pig causes Autism
http://reflectionofmind.org/not-let-children-watch-peppa-pig-psychologists-warn-parents/
Does that mean Children's cartoons are vaccinesTuesday, 28-Feb-17 23:35:24 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation Either that or they actually believe that banana
Truth be told I'd be looking more at Caillou, I mean that batcave's so boring it's probably responsible for about 85% of all ADHD in the planet.
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Urgh Zelda spoilers on my timeline
Tuesday, 28-Feb-17 20:04:56 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin THE BIG BAD IS
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Of course my strategy for a street fight is avoid if all possible (covers 99.99% of times), and use a gun if necessary.
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@gameragodzilla @maiyannah @katiekats
This mini-series might interest you about knives...
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@sim @katiekats @gameragodzilla I remember seeing that one in reply to Skallagram back when youtube video replies were still a thing.
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@maiyannah @gameragodzilla @katiekats
Haha! I think it might still be a thing, and it's a great thing. I would like to see more of it... especially when it comes to being informative.
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Who's best
Swat Kats
or Samurai Pizza Cats
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@zennx I know which to call when I want some pepperoni.
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"Fantastic Beast & Where to Shove Them"
Tuesday, 28-Feb-17 12:32:40 UTC from web -
Let the cat bone
Monday, 27-Feb-17 14:14:45 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation yeah, but you're not a cat
Imagine waking up at 3am with the cat LITERALLY screaming for dick
every day
FOR WEEKS
then she turns back to normal
for about 3-4 days
AND IT ALL STARTS AGAIN
and it doesn't stop, until you manage to either spay her when the heat is off or till she's pregnant
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@nerthos my veterinarian friend said she is probably liek one week old
Friday, 24-Feb-17 14:31:20 UTC from web-
@mushi Why not Vanessa or Cynthia, it's a caterpillar variety https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vanessa_cardui
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@nerthos i think i will just go with lady, it is not a bad name
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@mushi Fair enough
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The active season for Clowns is upon us
and a nearby Tanjelo farm has fallen victim to arson
COINCIDENCE?
I
THINK
NOT!Monday, 27-Feb-17 13:36:17 UTC from web- RDN's Lucifer likes this.
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OH FFS HE'S USING A Potato KnishesING HANDSAW NOW!
Sunday, 26-Feb-17 09:34:38 UTC from web -
"Hey, I'm Zenn's upstairs neighbour, I think it's a good idea to play with drills and hammers"
"at 8:30AM, on a SUNDAY"
"and now I'm gonna make some wierd sound that resembles a horse learning to tapdance"Sunday, 26-Feb-17 09:14:04 UTC from web -
lmaoooo, even Fox's interviewees are fake
Saturday, 25-Feb-17 19:38:34 UTC from web-
@tiffany omg
it all makes sense now
The entirety of Fox's News/Opinion output
IT WAS ALL A HUGE COMEDY SKETCH
But, like everything ever made by Fox
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@zennx that's why they brought in Kellyanne Conway [screen wipe to Conway having an adderall seizure in a basement somewhere]
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OHOHOHOH
There's wild Ipecacuanha near my collegeWednesday, 22-Feb-17 12:07:58 UTC from web -
so, my new and updated book about poisonous and medicinal plants shows a bunch of invasive plants that weren't in the previous version
Turns out American Poke Weed grows 10mins walk from my house....
Time to make some Vomit poison
>:)Wednesday, 22-Feb-17 11:57:49 UTC from web -
Wednesday, 22-Feb-17 10:08:46 UTC from web
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@zennx Punk is not dead
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Next person I see IRL insulting my sister for her being gay will get choke slammed into a bed of nails
Tuesday, 21-Feb-17 01:38:50 UTC from web -
Titanfall 3: And I can't get up
Monday, 20-Feb-17 06:49:47 UTC from web -
Given time, owls will even hear in 4D
Monday, 20-Feb-17 06:43:00 UTC from web-
@scribus ... I wonder about cows
They have 4 stomachs...
Can they digest in 4D?
maybe milk is a bi-product of whatever it takes to create a mini-black-hole
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Maybe they were great horned owls, I did only just now realize that they looked like they had ears and that birds don't have ears. So I guess there were tufts and I am a terrible bird watcher.
Monday, 20-Feb-17 06:28:17 UTC from web-
@scribus Honestly if I have to risk it, due to location and size and the fact that they didn't have tufts I'd say it was likely a barn owl or short eared owl.
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@scribus Owls have ears dude
What's more their ears are not symmetrical
This allows them to calculate not just where sound comes from, but also it's it's relation in height and latitude
THAT'S RIGHT BABY
OWLS CAN HEAR
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@zennx Well I know they have the organs but it's not like an externally visually distinctive feature
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Reminds me of this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qM3UAnCH5IE
Monday, 20-Feb-17 05:27:13 UTC from web-
@nerthos "made by the same people that created our first nuclear bombs"
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@zennx If the bombs don't explode, then the car is super safe from exploding.
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@nerthos I dunno dude,
I would really hate to buy one and read the news the next day that "Best Korea, more specifically it's Supreme Leader, has developed the "External Combustion Engine""Scribus likes this.
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now that I think about it what exactly IS Hekapoo
if I had to put my money on something, I'd say an IfritMonday, 20-Feb-17 05:30:07 UTC from web-
@zennx Maybe some weird faun considering the personality description in the wiki
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so, finally caught up to Star vs the forces of Evil
and damn
https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/830150395745992704/LyJfHKEO.jpg
Hekapoo is best girlMonday, 20-Feb-17 05:00:00 UTC from web -
Just saw Dr. Strange
I didn't know Madds was in it
Dude's agent must be cherrying amazing if he keeps landing him awesome gigs like thatSaturday, 18-Feb-17 00:24:35 UTC from web -
Must... resist... urge to fight... with ex...
Friday, 17-Feb-17 21:09:59 UTC from web -
Nightmare fuel Steven Universe Pearl doll http://www.ebay.com/itm/132072013480
Thursday, 16-Feb-17 14:29:30 UTC from web- Scribus, RDN's Lucifer and jawsh like this.
- Scribus repeated this.
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Patanjali products by Baba Ramdev.. i love them all
Wednesday, 15-Feb-17 13:25:13 UTC from web -
Chip & Dale's Rescue Rangers in: Squirrel Team Six!
Wednesday, 15-Feb-17 04:11:17 UTC from web-
@zennx Well, the SPC have the whole cat vs rodent thing in their favor, but the RR keep finding ways to beat Fat Cat, so I think it's anyone's match, really.
