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well, i spent the valentines day's night putting a catterpillar on my face
Tuesday, 14-Feb-17 23:11:45 UTC from web-
@mushi Mushi marries a caterpillar
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Hi all, is it good today?
Tuesday, 14-Feb-17 08:55:29 UTC from web-
@zennx I do have to make the effort, it wasnt happening on it's own, but yeah, hopes for an upturn soon :)
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So, apparently there's a "Burn yourself with Ice and Salt Challenge"
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Getting REEEEEAL tired of this grapeTuesday, 14-Feb-17 08:55:18 UTC from web -
I don't think the Japanese know what "Re:" means
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2y8Sx4B2Sk
Tuesday, 14-Feb-17 08:49:19 UTC from web -
Happy socially-acceptable kinky sex day
Tuesday, 14-Feb-17 06:40:21 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin Ugh, don't remind me.
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@thelastgherkin please clarify: is this a day where all sexual kinks are acceptable, or is a day celebrating only the socially acceptable ones?
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@zennx Yep
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it seems that my hatred of the French has escalated to a point where just hearing the language has turned into a major sexual turn-off for me...
meh, not missing on muchTuesday, 14-Feb-17 06:21:02 UTC from web -
who wants to partake in the parlour game known as "consume the beverage"?
Monday, 13-Feb-17 05:46:17 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation i'll breath the beverage
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@mrmattimation clearly not @awl 's friends, for they are dumb
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tmw your friends all start ragging on boxed wine as always being cheap banana
Monday, 13-Feb-17 03:52:08 UTC from web-
@awl so, their problem is not with the taste, but with the price?
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@zennx I think it's a stigma of the being from a box and not a bottle more than anything. I recall having some of the best wine when I was in Italy coming from a box; I believe it was Alguerese but don't remember the specific name.
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@awl that's stupid, the box, more specifically the sealed bag, is vastly superior to the bottle
It keeps light from degrading the wine, is a better thermal insulator, has a 0% probability of making the wine taste like cork and has a much smaller chance of breaking into sharp fragments and cutting your veins making you bleed till you go into shock and eventually death.
Your friends' thought process is Potato Knishes and they should feel bad for it
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Monday, 13-Feb-17 04:24:35 UTC from web
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@mrmattimation lol, nazi humour
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this one scene is five minutes long. I kiwiing did it again you guys
Monday, 13-Feb-17 03:01:23 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation is it WORTH 5 minutes tho?
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Also Homesar as Lancer
AAAAAA'M A LAUNDRY FLAKEWALLSunday, 12-Feb-17 23:49:01 UTC from web -
Hey Stwong Bawd, check out aww these Bwade Wowks
Sunday, 12-Feb-17 23:43:20 UTC from web -
I want to hear Homestar Runner say the incantation for Unlimited Blade Works
His speach impediment will make it sound just like the original Japanese one XDSunday, 12-Feb-17 23:36:34 UTC from web -
Why do they call it the Pentagon?
Sunday, 12-Feb-17 20:54:53 UTC from web -
our DM: "well guys I know where our next campaign is going to take us: we're going on a road trip to Barovia"
Our Preist: "Hey batcave you too! First you set me up against a Rust Dragon, ALL of my gear gets DESINTEGRATED and now you're setting us up against Strhad! Do you hate Priests or is it just mine?"Sunday, 12-Feb-17 21:09:53 UTC from web -
Is there a finer name than Marcia Gay Harden?
Sunday, 12-Feb-17 19:04:24 UTC from web- RDN's Lucifer likes this.
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@adiwan Yeah I recognised the titles immediately from my DVD shelf
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@thelastgherkin "hardcore"
Pshhh, doesn't even have mindbreaking drugs
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@zennx Are the mindbreaking drugs in the pornography or in you?
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why do peas have sugar in them? this is bullkiwi
Sunday, 12-Feb-17 18:30:18 UTC from web-
@tiffany have you tried the Paleo diet?
I did it for 4 months and lost a bananaload of weight
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@zennx I've pretty much lost all the weight I need to now anyway, it's just a matter of shaping up a little and keeping myself healthy. Also I don't think I'd have the willpower to stick to something like that. I need me some salt
xj9 likes this.
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today I learned that the technical name for a weather Cockrell is an "anemometer"
Sunday, 12-Feb-17 00:21:50 UTC from web -
Enough is enough, I'm going to boil myself in 15 seconds! I deserve this...
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That is a very original thought. (btw: it's been ca. 46 years AND 115 lousy days since Ferruh Bozbeyli stepped down as president of the parliament http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1971_Turkish_coup_d%27%C3%A9tat )
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@question I'm assuming you either have a really good water heater or have pre-set some water to boil, kuz otherwise the time doesn't add up
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Donald Trump thinks the friend zone exists
Thursday, 09-Feb-17 23:49:59 UTC from web- internetturtle likes this.
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@zennx When I really think about it, being separated - physically and legally - from the Donald seems like a plus
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hey guys, what's your fave kind of pepsi? all answers welcome haha
Thursday, 09-Feb-17 20:55:36 UTC from web-
@tiffany but if I had to be submerged for long periods of time on it, due to some sort of weird treatment for some equally wierd disease I'd go with Pepsi ICE
kuz then I'd come out looking fresh, and fly... perhaps even "on Fleek" as the kids nowadays have it
and don't the kids nowadays have it
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I love how calm the news reporters in FFXV are about all the FrankerZed up stuff that's going on.
Wednesday, 08-Feb-17 19:41:24 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation collosal turtle seen near populated area, area is now no longer populated, and now a feel good tune
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Who's in the kitchen with Dinah, and why is she moaning like that?
Wednesday, 08-Feb-17 01:57:59 UTC from web -
Binge watching SBemails
still goodTuesday, 07-Feb-17 00:32:14 UTC from web -
I didn't spend ten minutes GIMPing a bikini onto a baby giraffe for 0 like and subscribes
Monday, 06-Feb-17 22:09:38 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin well, you only put the bikini top on it, you do an half-giraffed job, you get a half-giraffed result
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@zennx Now listen here you lil batcave
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matt stealth voted for yellow diamond i can confirm his taste is trash
Monday, 06-Feb-17 18:49:51 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation We've got some bad waifus, folks, and we're gonna get 'em out
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If the new season of Samurai Jack doesn't use the same opening as the original series I'm gonna riot.
Monday, 06-Feb-17 18:41:05 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation YOUR TASTE IS TRASH
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@mrmattimation I bet you like Carlos Mencia
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you guys Games Workshop is bringing back Roboute Guiliman
https://www.warhammer-community.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/GS-header.jpg
For 10'000 years he has slumbered
And now
HE'S GONNA BE SO Fluffle PuffEDMonday, 06-Feb-17 18:44:40 UTC from web -
The Arctic Lottery: you've got to be Inuit to win you it
Sunday, 05-Feb-17 23:02:53 UTC from web -
See it doesn't fit with the rhythm
Sunday, 05-Feb-17 21:09:01 UTC from web
