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  1. The great dash famine of 2013.

    Sunday, 07-Apr-13 14:50:36 UTC from web
  2. I wonder if there's a way to simulate that choir you hear in some songs that sing like angels short of getting an actual angel chorus.

    Sunday, 07-Apr-13 14:07:52 UTC from web
  3. # A changeling baby is left on Shining Armor's doorstep.

    Sunday, 07-Apr-13 13:57:26 UTC from web
  4. You're all still very tiny on this thing...

    Saturday, 06-Apr-13 05:56:15 UTC from web
  5. If there's one thing I've learned of the Gmod pony models, it's that their eyes are terrifying. They try to replicate that happy, closed eyelid the show models do, but they do so by folding their entire lower eyelid and it just looks really freaky.

    Friday, 05-Apr-13 13:38:38 UTC from web
  6. # Tired of receiving friendship reports at all hours of the day and night, Celestia decides to invest in an answering machine. What message does she leave on it?

    Friday, 05-Apr-13 13:28:39 UTC from web
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    • @treesy Hey there, Celestia. It's the lyrical wondermind, Coach Z. Calling to ask you if, uh, you seen one of my discatapes... I think I left in yer castle. Uh, it's one of my most favorite discatapes, and I'd really like it back so, I'm gonna come... I'm just gonna head on over there, uh, and if you're not there I'll just let myself in da crack in the window like I usually do—I mean... not... I never do, because I've never snuck into your castle before. I mean, who's sneakin'? Over here? Nobody. I'm creepin'. ... Have you tried these new crazy curly fries? I mean, they're crazy! It's like a French fry, but it's all curled up into a curlied-Q!! (hangs up)

      Friday, 05-Apr-13 13:32:38 UTC in context
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  7. /r/funny, everybody. http://i.imgur.com/ZK4HT5V.jpg #

    Friday, 05-Apr-13 07:58:06 UTC from web
  8. Is it ever a good idea to ask somepony seriously whether they're autistic?

    Wednesday, 03-Apr-13 12:01:42 UTC from web
  9. Gotta go fist

    Thursday, 04-Apr-13 18:27:04 UTC from StatusNet iPhone
  10. rainbow dash

    Thursday, 04-Apr-13 18:23:58 UTC from web
  11. Ok. nopony here i actually know! Wow. What a rarity. Ive not been able to watch any episodes further on from the onne with Babs seeds. Were they any good?

    Thursday, 04-Apr-13 18:06:12 UTC from web
  12. Ahmed Angel is a material girl.

    Thursday, 04-Apr-13 17:34:41 UTC from web
  13. @snowcone Well, I guess that'll help her get a new perspective on friendship...

    Thursday, 04-Apr-13 17:33:18 UTC from web
  14. @snowcone Well, you beat me there.

    Thursday, 04-Apr-13 17:09:26 UTC from web
  15. # Soarin walks into Sugar Cube Corner and is about to order when suddenly a pink blur drops in front of him. "Welcome to the SCC where we may be a bit hasty/But stop a while and try our food, you'll agree that it's tasty/You seem to want a certain snack, hmm can I pass this test?/Well sure, it is a no-brainer 'cause cupcakes are the best!" As Soarin moves to reply a window smashes and a grey pegasus slams into the floor. Standing, she glares at Pinkie and shoves a bag in Soarin's face. "How dare you Pinkie, you're so mean/dragging this colt into your scheme/Don't listen to a world she'll say/Muffins are the best snack anyday." "No way, cupcakes are delicious" "Muffins are delicious and nutritious." "Cupcakes are delicious, nutritious and PINKILICIOUUUUS!" a faint scream of "Copycat!" can be heard from the direction of the library. The two mares glare at each other, neither budging an inch. meanwhile, Soarin sobs quietly "I just wanted a pie..."

    Thursday, 04-Apr-13 16:10:49 UTC from web
  16. @snowcone Good one. What about stairs? You'd think they'd be a zombie's worst enemy.

    Wednesday, 03-Apr-13 16:21:46 UTC from web
  17. that is to say; Which pony is the poniest? the pony ponying the pony or the pony ponied by the pony with the pony?

    Wednesday, 03-Apr-13 15:54:54 UTC from web
    • Has anyone really considered the long-term ramifications of pony ponying pony?

      Wednesday, 03-Apr-13 15:52:21 UTC from MuSTArDroid
    • well, it looks like the very existence of facebook is a good reason for my father to want all the computers of the world to be destroyed. "we didnt need that back then, why would we need that now?"

      Wednesday, 03-Apr-13 14:16:50 UTC from web
    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BB7o8x0wPhs

      Wednesday, 03-Apr-13 14:19:53 UTC from web
      • # There are many ponies in Equestria with access to significant talents and resources. Which pony should attempt to take over Equestria and how would they do it?

        Wednesday, 03-Apr-13 13:44:43 UTC from web
      • @snowcone Pong

        Wednesday, 03-Apr-13 13:20:21 UTC from web
      • https://lh3.ggpht.com/-MzBHRBWOkvY/TrMYIkaVjSI/AAAAAAAARt0/1P-S8iMCiXY/s1600/mail.google.com.jpg He's waiting for you

        Wednesday, 03-Apr-13 13:17:17 UTC from StatusNet Desktop
      • bye showing me around

        Wednesday, 03-Apr-13 12:46:14 UTC from web
      • @snowcone Yeah, I suppose I need a tune before I try and write lyrics.

        Wednesday, 03-Apr-13 12:46:39 UTC from web
      • I was talking to a customer at work today, and we got talking about hobbies. I mentioned I'm into Lapidary, though I haven't had a chance to do much lately. She then says "Sorry, could I ask you a question?" "Sure." "Are you autistic?" "No." "Oh, I just thought you might be because you like Lapidary." I mean come on! who equates a Lapidary hobby with autism?

        Wednesday, 03-Apr-13 11:56:13 UTC from web
      • meeeh... i dont want to draw, or do anything

        Wednesday, 03-Apr-13 12:15:06 UTC from web
      • I mean, people have asked me similar things in the past. but then it was for more logical reasons. Like the fact that I have pretty severe social anxiety and more nervous tics than a clock in a Tardis. but because I like Lapidary?

        Wednesday, 03-Apr-13 12:08:21 UTC from web
        • don't you hate it when you're having a decent/good day and one little thing just ruins it for you?

          Wednesday, 03-Apr-13 11:49:27 UTC from web
        • I normally don't like anime but goddamn Nichijou is hilarious

          Wednesday, 03-Apr-13 03:44:41 UTC from web