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  1. Sam daphnes nohansen hyrule Sam daphnes nohansen hyrule

    Fluttershy has been mauled by the redashing squids

    Monday, 01-Jul-13 16:51:45 UTC from web
  2. Gherkin ☑️ Gherkin ☑️

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HI0w8e17K6M

    Monday, 01-Jul-13 16:19:45 UTC from web
  3. Rarity Rarity

    Why the hell is horse riding an Olympic sport again?

    Monday, 01-Jul-13 11:11:33 UTC from web
  4. finnishguy finnishguy

    hello all ones again :D

    Tuesday, 25-Jun-13 17:07:54 UTC from web
  5. treesy treesy

    # Ditzy Doo had a unique way of looking at things. Many would see her job delivering parcels as mere inexperienced labour. She, on the other hoof, considered it an unrivalled method of networking. Whenever a letter or parcel was sent to anyone influential, it was Ditzy who volunteered to deliver it. After all, a feather makes a decent letter opener, and if they did notice the damage to the letter, who would possibly suspect her. Many would call her mad for trying to overthrow Celestia. She disagreed. Ditzy considered herself, if nothing else, practical. She, if no-one else, knew the power of words in Equestria. The right words in the right ears can create fear, panic... or revolution. Ditzy knew that Celestia needed to be replaced. She believed this without a shadow of a doubt. After all, in a land where a pony's name determines their destiny, what kind of ruler would have allowed her parents to name her Ditzy Doo.

    Tuesday, 25-Jun-13 17:18:33 UTC from web
  6. treesy treesy

    # Princess Celestia, Raiser of the Sun pouted. "Shining Armour, you know I cannot use the mighty powers of the sun to turn the Griffins to ash without support from at least five other nations or a note from my parents." Shining sighed dramatically and turned towards the door. "Well then, I guess the ants win. Celestia's left eye began to twitch. "Ants?" "Yes Princess, ants. It's obvious that they are the one's responsible for the war. After all, did you really think that all those ants fleeing to the Griffin empire were refugees?" He was about to continue when he heard her muttering. "Of course. I was blind. The ants. Crawling. Infiltrating. Black, shiny eyes. Hatred. Kill. Destroy. Exterminate." She strode towards the exit as light gathered around her body. The awestruck Shining Armour called after her "Where are you going?" She paused and turned around (To get my Magnifying Glass." Ditzy Doo closed the book. "Well Dinky, That's how we won the war. Good night darling."

    Sunday, 16-Jun-13 16:40:06 UTC from web
    • treesy treesy

      # Shining Armour entered the marketplace. The area was a chaotic clutter of crispy charred changeling chunks. Shining chuckled as he cantered to the center of the crater caused by the calamitous concussive crack of charm. The captain called to the conscious, but currently convalescing Cadance. "Darling! Are you ok in there?" Cadance considered this. "I've had better days honey, exploding does that to a mare... Did we win?" Her consort chucked some charred changeling chitin into the crater. "Darling, the changelings won't bother us for a long time..." His countenance clouded "That said, we still have those Faust-damned Griffins to worry about. Still, I've got a plan. We'll need to head out now though." Cadance considered how to convey her complaint "Honey, I'm tired and sore. can't we rest a bit first?" "Sorry, but you can rest when we get to Ponyville. I have to see a mare about a dog." In Ponyville, Shining hugged his sister. "Sis, I need you to get Spike. I need to send a letter.

      Sunday, 16-Jun-13 15:53:43 UTC from web
      • treesy treesy

        # Cadance walked over to Shining Armour, glowing with a brilliant pink aura. "What's the situation?" she asked. Shining grinned "Not much. Fire, terror. I'd say we were doomed if I wasn't looking at you right now darling." Cadance smiled. "Then let's show them the true terror of a married couple." Five minutes later, the three ponies stood on the observatory balcony and observed the scene before them. "What's our target" asked Cadance, turning to Shining Armour. "I say we set you off in the market, that'll clear the whole city in one go hopefully" he said "Are you crazy?" the scientist sputtered There's no way she could fly down there safely! I mean what? Are you gonna throw her? " Shining Armour grinned "Honey, assume the position." Cadance curled up into a ball. Shining grabbed her and lifted her up, standing on his hind legs. pulling back his right leg he dropped his wife and kicked with all his might. She flew through the sky, till she landed in the market. And exploded.

        Saturday, 15-Jun-13 17:21:14 UTC from web
      • treesy treesy

        # There is more to come, but I'm too tired tonight, I'll finish it tomorrow.

        Saturday, 15-Jun-13 17:28:36 UTC from web
        • treesy treesy

          # Shining Armour looked into the room. Inside sat his wife, sitting in a chair and staring at the collection in front of her. Various cute things were scattered in front of her, from a litter of puppies, to the CMC. Shining turned to the scientist at his side. "What do the readings say? Is she ready?" The scientist sighed and shook her head. "We've tried everything, but we can't get her love level any higher. We even tried funny cat pictures..." Shining hung his head. "Then we are doomed. The changelings will destroy us. Make your peace while you can.." Suddenly a voice whispered from behind him "Not if I can help it! ...If that's ok..." Turning around Shining Armour saw Fluttershy. "Can you do it?" he asked. She nodded, and walked into the room. Walking in front of Cadance, she turned to look at her and smiled. For a few seconds nothing happened. Then, from the princess came a soft sound. "Hnnng". Bright pink light flowed from Cadance's body. Shining smiled. "She's ready." (tbc)

          Saturday, 15-Jun-13 16:55:25 UTC from web
        • RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space) RedEnchilada (notice the lack of a space)

          I miss @treesy's absurd TotW responses. :(

          Saturday, 15-Jun-13 04:25:43 UTC from web
        • colton douglas colton douglas

          Hello Rarity is still best pony applejack still sucks

          Saturday, 08-Jun-13 17:29:45 UTC from web
        • Artorias Artorias

          @pegasusjones Sony is doing a better job at actually getting people interested in a console, microsoft makes me want to burn the console to ground.

          Saturday, 08-Jun-13 17:22:57 UTC from web
        • treesy treesy

          # Maybe, that or ponies have the opportunity to change their names as they reach adulthood. Take Bonbon for example. Her original name, 'Sweetflank' has absolutely nothing to do with her cutie mark.

          Saturday, 08-Jun-13 17:19:28 UTC from web
          • Artorias Artorias The Single Crusaders

            @snowcone !foreveralone -_- PHOOONE!

            Thursday, 16-May-13 02:00:05 UTC from web
          • treesy treesy

            # After the events of Sleepless in Ponyville, Applejack, Rainbow Dash and Rarity are charged with loitering within tent. The Crusaders are still minors, and were not charged.

            Sunday, 05-May-13 17:05:52 UTC from web
            • Matt Matt

              Man you guys are all doing text answers. I took the time to record one.

              Saturday, 13-Apr-13 17:06:13 UTC from web
            • Matt Matt

              # This. Yeah. You guys are all inferior to my voice acting skills http://ur1.ca/ddikv

              Saturday, 13-Apr-13 17:06:41 UTC from web
            • treesy treesy

              # "Wait.. anoth-" "BEEEEEEP" "Ouch! SPIKE!" "I can't help it!" "Okay Twilight.. keep calm... What does this one say... My little pony there are parts of your life that I really don't want to know about. That is one of them. My dear Twilight. You are no longer the filly I first met. You have grown into a wonderful princess. That is why I installed this magical answering machine to recieve your messages during those times I cannot or will not read the immediately. This message will also be sent to you whenever your message goes into the machine. When that happens, please duck after the tone..."

              Saturday, 13-Apr-13 17:06:00 UTC from web
              • treesy treesy

                # "What next scroll?" muttered Twilight. Spike turned to look at her again. "I think it's BEEEEEEP!" Another scroll flew into Twilight's face. "Ouchie. What's this? ....You still fail to remember that I do in fact sleep. Every night. Usually around the same time. When was it, my little pony. When did you forget this oh so important fact. I also eat. My mealtimes are as regular as the rising of the sun every morning. So why is it, that while dining with the Prench ambassador last week, I ended up with a bowl of bouillabaisse avec le papier? It does not add to the flavor. Speaking of bad taste, the quality of your reports has decreased considerably as of late. Was I unclear when I told you that you only had to send a report when you had learned a valuable lesson. Reporting every small thing you do for a friend is not what I had in mind. Do not get me started on that one report you named 'Nurse Redheart, or: How I learned to love the bombshell'. Continued in next scroll...

                Saturday, 13-Apr-13 16:56:18 UTC from web
                • treesy treesy

                  # "I bet the Princess will love the new friendship report!" exclaimed Twilight as Spike incinerated the letter. "I learned a lot about the kindness of strangers when I helped that old mare across the road. Who would have thought that some random passerby would be so kind as to resuscitate her after the shock of teleporting gave her a heart attack? So, Spike, what's for dinner?" Spike turned towards her "BEEEEEEP!" He shouted as a scroll shot out of his mouth and into Twilight's face. "Wow!" said Twilight, "Princess Celestia must have really liked the report to reply so quickly. Maybe she liked my comparison between the Earth pony CPR method used to revive the mare compared to the magic-based one I've used unsuccessfully on the last four vic... subjects. Let's see now... My dear Twilight. If you are reading this you have sent me another friendship report at an unmely hour. My faithful student. You have studied under me for many years. yet... Message continued on next scroll...

                  Saturday, 13-Apr-13 16:17:53 UTC from web
                • RDN's Lucifer RDN's Lucifer

                  It's all fun and games until the ants dig a hole beneath your house and you're in the bathroom and suddenly the floor collapses, people are screaming, the stench fills the air, the ceramic pieces of the toilet dig deep into your flesh cutting the sinew, leaving you incapable of movement, and when the firemen and rescue brigades arrive all they find is a dying man covered in blood and feces ANTS ARE EVIL

                  Friday, 12-Apr-13 12:23:55 UTC from web
                • Solidus Sans Solidus Sans The Single Crusaders

                  @snowcone I didn't. !foreveralone

                  Wednesday, 10-Apr-13 04:10:35 UTC from web
                • RDN's Lucifer RDN's Lucifer

                  I want to help Caesar, but killing House, who embodies ambition and genius, and destroying invaluable technology as well as the BoS, who are probably the faction with more knowledge in the whole wasteland is just too much. As much as I like his cause, the price is too great. Sorry roman bros.

                  Monday, 08-Apr-13 10:15:02 UTC from web
                • RDN's Lucifer RDN's Lucifer

                  Mom why don't you tell me before you start cutting onions so I can get my googles.

                  Sunday, 07-Apr-13 17:14:36 UTC from web
                • Cerulean Lulamoon-Spark Cerulean Lulamoon-Spark

                  Of course the real thing we should all be mad about is this: http://i.imgur.com/SlJkypb.jpg

                  Sunday, 07-Apr-13 16:11:39 UTC from web
                • that guy you hate that guy you hate Spontaneous Random Singalong Fanclub.

                  !singalongs I know a mare, she knows me to. Her name is derpy hooves or ditzy doo

                  Sunday, 07-Apr-13 15:42:22 UTC from web
                • treesy treesy

                  # How much wood could a wood-chuck chuck if a wood-chuck could chuck Twilight?

                  Sunday, 07-Apr-13 15:11:45 UTC from web
                  • treesy treesy

                    # You are fighting Godzilla. You can only have one pony with you as support. Who would you choose?

                    Sunday, 07-Apr-13 14:56:34 UTC from web