Replies to zeldatra, page 62
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@mrmattimation "Can I dye my hair green, Dad?" "Bawby, if you ask me that one more time I'm taking away your fid-get spi-nner"
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@mrmattimation jacksepticeye status: deceased
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@mrmattimation hm. Seems as though maybe it isn't as divided as I thought? Although you're the only one to have weighed in thusfar.
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@mrmattimation thank you, we're being summoned to hell finally
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@mrmattimation No.
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@mrmattimation let's hack their DNA and give them all sickle cell
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@mrmattimation Mr. Peanutbutter might be onto something...
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@mrmattimation I had big plans BIG PLANS
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@mrmattimation Life hack: AIDS isn't the only STD. You don't want to be remembered as skanky papayaer with the gross genital warts.
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@mrmattimation this might be the best advice you administered so far.
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@mrmattimation life hack: respect your partner, and don't bring unwanted offspring into the world.
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@mrmattimation fugly isn't either yet here you are
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@mrmattimation who did you cherrying kill
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@mrmattimation Did you manage to frontstab anyone?
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@mrmattimation to be fair he's not used to running businesses with workers who survive longer than a month
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@mrmattimation The jews have infiltrated the punching industry
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@mrmattimation >malik obama
Ma'lik knows many things, he tells some http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/861499
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@mrmattimation Essentially the opposite of Oedipus.
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@mrmattimation Get the votes of both parties running under each name on a different list, then abolish democracy to become the emperor of USA.
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@mrmattimation correct answer
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@mrmattimation Jokes on you, he does his hair the same way he does his pubes.
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@mrmattimation trump has no pubes
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@mrmattimation Bonan tagon, @mrmattimation.
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@mrmattimation not before women trap men in caves on Mars minning us for the only two things they need us for: our semen and our good sense of humor.
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@mrmattimation i think I'd be alright with this bring it on
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@mrmattimation irl friends* thank you for pointing out my mistake
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@mrmattimation I was confused with what's that "depudy" thingy, until I realised it's "deputy". Being a non-native is a breeze.
That's a rock towards… I don't know whom, a lot of people from any direction from the pond talk like that (that is called flapping). -
@mrmattimation There's always the london tower
