Replies to zeldatra, page 63
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@mrmattimation All those Nixon jokes will seem so toothless and quaint now, though.
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@mrmattimation I'm down with lovable sex mania.
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@mrmattimation MR "Matt" MATTIMATION CONFIRMS SUSPICIONS THAT HE WORKS FOR THE JUCHE
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@mrmattimation Replace the FBI for paratrooper bears.
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@mrmattimation Who's to say the FBI isn't infiltrated by the Russians
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@mrmattimation Probably russian spies
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@mrmattimation Buy high risk cryptocurrency, you have equal chances to get rid of all debt or make it impossible to ever pay.
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@mrmattimation I did not say rape, you just heard it. Unless... #mandelaeffect
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@mrmattimation Oh but you'll animate ass eating skeletons with zero qualms!
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@mrmattimation WhOa
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@mrmattimation Depending on the beer, as I understand it.
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@mrmattimation so this IS a new thing after all!
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@mrmattimation It takes a kind of masochistic personality to find much pleasure in, maybe? Like the Hellraiser box?
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@mrmattimation I mean neither have I. The pleasurable part is laughing at all the stupid stuff you did the next day with friends
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@mrmattimation Nah I've been talking with IRL friends about having the rest of the Mercosur countries invade Venezuela being a perfectly viable option for quite a while now. Right now the Venezuelan armed forces are turning against Maduro, and if neighboring countries offered military support, half of Venezuela's army would defect and the population at large would take up arms. The rest of the war would be easy for the invading armies, and all that's needed after breaking down a few Chavist strongholds that'd surface is to mantain troop presence until proper elections are held. It has positive political cost for the invading countries as the population would be grateful for the help in overthrowing their dictator and decent trade deals could be made as Venezuela would need a lot of money to rebuild.
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@mrmattimation The end of an era...
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@mrmattimation i shudder at the thought and the affirmation of how I viewed any public speaking forms he has.
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@mrmattimation that is the first press conference I've seen of his and boy, if it's indicative of how they usually go, the president does not have a way with words at all.
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@mrmattimation People in the middle of the road should be run over!
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@mrmattimation last troops pulled out of Cambodia in 1978 if you exclude CIA. He was in Vietnam when he was like 1 year old.
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@mrmattimation remember when Ned said he's 60 even though he was a kid in like the 70s
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@mrmattimation Mile High Club.
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@mrmattimation Indeed. Suppressors were legalized over here in Minnesota a couple of years ago, but they are NFA items that require federal registration, months of waiting, a $200 tax stamp, etc. Not to mention that they often cost $600+.
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@mrmattimation Trump won't call out Neo-Nazi violence, so the reports of white supremacist terror must be fake news.
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@mrmattimation My condolences.
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@mrmattimation ah, I know the type. he's the kind who files frivolous lawsuits, too. every thing in his life is a deep personal offence, and he feels slighted that no one pays him any attention at all, so he looks for any attention he can get -- even the negative kind.
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@mrmattimation I love this season tradition of Rick saying something once and people making it even less funny
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@mrmattimation Just go get some antidepressants and they'll put you on non-frontline duties like comms or mechanics.
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@mrmattimation My eye is more naturally drawn to the left.