Replies to zeldatra, page 63

  1. @mrmattimation All those Nixon jokes will seem so toothless and quaint now, though.

    Thursday, 17-Aug-17 20:40:25 UTC from web in context
  2. @mrmattimation I'm down with lovable sex mania.

    Thursday, 17-Aug-17 18:34:04 UTC from web in context
  3. @mrmattimation MR "Matt" MATTIMATION CONFIRMS SUSPICIONS THAT HE WORKS FOR THE JUCHE

    "I mean... Kim Jong-Un[sic] is my cousin."

    Thursday, 17-Aug-17 18:26:41 UTC from gs.smuglo.li in context
  4. @mrmattimation Replace the FBI for paratrooper bears.

    Thursday, 17-Aug-17 18:19:04 UTC from web in context
  5. @mrmattimation Who's to say the FBI isn't infiltrated by the Russians

    Thursday, 17-Aug-17 18:11:29 UTC from web in context
  6. @mrmattimation Probably russian spies

    Thursday, 17-Aug-17 18:06:32 UTC from web in context
  7. @mrmattimation Buy high risk cryptocurrency, you have equal chances to get rid of all debt or make it impossible to ever pay.

    Thursday, 17-Aug-17 18:00:34 UTC from web in context
  8. @mrmattimation I did not say rape, you just heard it. Unless... #

    Thursday, 17-Aug-17 17:42:35 UTC from web in context
  9. @mrmattimation Oh but you'll animate ass eating skeletons with zero qualms!

    Thursday, 17-Aug-17 17:14:26 UTC from web in context
  10. @mrmattimation WhOa

    Thursday, 17-Aug-17 00:32:36 UTC from web in context
  11. @mrmattimation Depending on the beer, as I understand it.

    Wednesday, 16-Aug-17 22:44:39 UTC from web in context
  12. @mrmattimation so this IS a new thing after all!

    Wednesday, 16-Aug-17 17:26:14 UTC from web in context
  13. @mrmattimation It takes a kind of masochistic personality to find much pleasure in, maybe? Like the Hellraiser box?

    Wednesday, 16-Aug-17 14:13:33 UTC from web in context
  14. @mrmattimation I mean neither have I. The pleasurable part is laughing at all the stupid stuff you did the next day with friends

    Wednesday, 16-Aug-17 05:09:52 UTC from web in context
  15. @mrmattimation Nah I've been talking with IRL friends about having the rest of the Mercosur countries invade Venezuela being a perfectly viable option for quite a while now. Right now the Venezuelan armed forces are turning against Maduro, and if neighboring countries offered military support, half of Venezuela's army would defect and the population at large would take up arms. The rest of the war would be easy for the invading armies, and all that's needed after breaking down a few Chavist strongholds that'd surface is to mantain troop presence until proper elections are held. It has positive political cost for the invading countries as the population would be grateful for the help in overthrowing their dictator and decent trade deals could be made as Venezuela would need a lot of money to rebuild.

    Tuesday, 15-Aug-17 23:40:55 UTC from web in context
  16. @mrmattimation The end of an era...

    Tuesday, 15-Aug-17 21:13:05 UTC from web in context
  17. @mrmattimation i shudder at the thought and the affirmation of how I viewed any public speaking forms he has.

    Tuesday, 15-Aug-17 20:48:34 UTC from web in context
  18. @mrmattimation that is the first press conference I've seen of his and boy, if it's indicative of how they usually go, the president does not have a way with words at all.

    Tuesday, 15-Aug-17 20:38:59 UTC from web in context
  19. @mrmattimation People in the middle of the road should be run over!

    Tuesday, 15-Aug-17 03:54:49 UTC from web in context
  20. @mrmattimation last troops pulled out of Cambodia in 1978 if you exclude CIA. He was in Vietnam when he was like 1 year old.

    Monday, 14-Aug-17 22:15:17 UTC from shitposter.club in context
  21. @mrmattimation remember when Ned said he's 60 even though he was a kid in like the 70s

    Monday, 14-Aug-17 22:07:38 UTC from MuSTArDroid in context
  22. @mrmattimation Mile High Club.

    Monday, 14-Aug-17 02:30:30 UTC from web in context
  23. @mrmattimation http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/861319

    Monday, 14-Aug-17 01:50:14 UTC from web in context
  24. @mrmattimation Indeed. Suppressors were legalized over here in Minnesota a couple of years ago, but they are NFA items that require federal registration, months of waiting, a $200 tax stamp, etc. Not to mention that they often cost $600+.

    Sunday, 13-Aug-17 18:22:08 UTC from web in context
  25. @mrmattimation Trump won't call out Neo-Nazi violence, so the reports of white supremacist terror must be fake news.

    Sunday, 13-Aug-17 04:42:59 UTC from web in context
  26. @mrmattimation My condolences.

    Friday, 11-Aug-17 21:07:37 UTC from web in context
  27. @mrmattimation ah, I know the type.  he's the kind who files frivolous lawsuits, too.  every thing in his life is a deep personal offence, and he feels slighted that no one pays him any attention at all, so he looks for any attention he can get -- even the negative kind.

    Thursday, 10-Aug-17 23:47:17 UTC from gnusocial.de in context
  28. @mrmattimation I love this season tradition of Rick saying something once and people making it even less funny

    Thursday, 10-Aug-17 22:28:50 UTC from web in context
  29. @mrmattimation Just go get some antidepressants and they'll put you on non-frontline duties like comms or mechanics.

    Thursday, 10-Aug-17 20:56:09 UTC from web in context
  30. @mrmattimation My eye is more naturally drawn to the left.

    Thursday, 10-Aug-17 13:54:41 UTC from web in context