Notices by Zenneth (zennx), page 14

Zenneth

Sister's gf to me literally 10mins ago: "You stayed up all night and you've only gotten to lvl 11 of that damn game, dude that's pretty damn pathetic"
My response: "You got so papayaing drunk 2 weeks ago I had to carry you piggy-back all the way home, while you sang bits of songs by Blink-182, don't you mangoing judge me"

Zenneth

>Be Dark Lord Zenn
>Be bad at Assembly
>Like, super bad
>worse than Yamcha at fighting
>yeah, that bad
"Oh, Zenn I found this game, it teaches assembly, give it a try"
>download game
>Stuck at level 10
>check how many levels there are
>41
>Be really bad at assembly
>Cry a bit inside

this was my day

The game is called "Human Resource Machine" btw

Zenneth

HALF OF THE CHRISTMAS SHOPPING IS DONE

Zenneth

events that occured in today's Pathfinder game
Lucy found a wand
Lucy's bard is Neutral Evil
She rolled a 1 in Knowledge Arcana
This caused the wand to activate and set my bard on fire kuz he was curious and was looking at the wand in front of her
My bard was set on fire (was supposed to be a wand of burning hands)
She rolls a 1 Knowledge Arcana AGAIN, so she still didn't realize what the wand's spell was
"Well, I used it, and it burned Galon... so logically, it's a Wand of Burning Galon"

So now she has a Wand of Burning Galon

Zenneth

found old chat logs
take a look at 2011's Zenn's wisdom:
"Look mate I'm just sayin' everything in life just comes down to what you do after you fail, look at me, let's say I was trying to ride a bike and I fall, I immediately get up again, and I kiwiing DESTROY the thing, HOW DARE IT TRY TO OPPOSE ME, and what's more I do it in front of a bike shop, so the next time I try to ride a bike they will know what I do, and now I can ride like a pro... or else."

Zenneth

http://i.imgur.com/f6Rb4cD.jpg
I WANT THESE 3 TO DO SOMETHING TOGETHER

NOW!

Zenneth

My restless leg syndrome seems to have hypnotised the cat

Zenneth

Texted my mom a list of ingredients for my chicken pot pie, gonna make it for diner kuz I need my comfort food damn it

Zenneth

Also does anyone know how to do paragraphs or line breaks on a mobile keyboard. Android to be specific

Zenneth

Went to twitter and noticed that some of my favorite youtubers are on a vacation on snowy cabin, meanwhile I just learned that we won't be able to go to Norway this year kuz of stupid college and highschool related bullmango. ¶Jelly af

Zenneth

we are number one, but every word ending with "e" is replaced with a full unabridged reading of the King James Bible

Zenneth

ya know, if we could combine Bruce Campbell and Nathan Fillion we'd have the best actor ever

Zenneth

do kids these days not know about Cat-Dog?