Notices by Zenneth (zennx), page 16

Zenneth monsutaa kaado!

@mushi they don't, but it helps

Zenneth monsutaa kaado!

@mushi so? you know exactly the amount of permanent damage he could have done?
none, hell, if he had unrealistically sharp teeth for a horse he'd at best rip some skin off, then you'd have a rockin' scar that you could use to pick up ladies
chicks don't like dudes with less than 10 fingers
(for more than 10 the results are still inconclusive due to me not having a big enough sample size)

Zenneth awlxaĺan

@awl well it IS funny, I chuckled
The main problem is that it's a pun
don't let your magnum opus be a pun dude
puns are only funny once
if you forget a regular joke, and someone tells it, and you remember it it's funny again
if you forget a pun, and someone tells it, and you remember it, it will never be as funny as when you first said it

Zenneth awlxaĺan

@awl let me have it

Zenneth monsutaa kaado!

@mushi horse aren't so bad
Ponies and Zebras tho
they bite
not even joking, they'll chomp your hand off if you let 'em

Zenneth orungano

@tiffany since PAs are a thing I'd say clearly not enough

Zenneth orungano

@tiffany are you sure that what you're taking are Vitamins and not say
Insulin

Zenneth monsutaa kaado!

@mushi bottom, never in my life have I seen a living creature with a tie as close as possible to it's jaw

now if are talking ascots, that's a whole new can of worms

Zenneth Shadowbolt Moon (rock and stone!)

@shadowboltmoon it was originally meant for bronies, but over time, it's become for just about anything

Zenneth Gherkin ☑️

@thelastgherkin that's around the time mom stopped buying us plastic toys
we got a papaya load of plushies tho

Zenneth Gherkin ☑️

@thelastgherkin BALL JOINTS ON A TRANSFORMING TOY?
So many tears could have been avoided if such tech were available in my youth

Zenneth Scribus

@scribus coups are pointless, there will always be tyrants

Zenneth orungano

@tiffany the internet isn't very good at understanding independence

Zenneth monsutaa kaado!

@mushi welp, it belongs to a druglord now

Zenneth awlxaĺan

@awl We make Mark the protagonist of Tommy Wiseau's The Room

Zenneth orungano

@tiffany no, just kill the add and wait for them to call again

Zenneth orungano

@tiffany look at the serebii poke earth pages for the area you are in, it helps a ton

Zenneth orungano

@tiffany you can do the same thing with a status healing items, if your pokemon isnt affected by that status

Zenneth orungano

@tiffany what was your final team?

Zenneth orungano

@tiffany Team Rocket represents anarchy by forced inaction since their main MO is blocking doors
they don't wanna rule the world, they just want to make people late for something

Zenneth orungano

@tiffany also Slowpoketails are a thing again

I think The Pokemon Company is saying "You know that "We don't eat pokemon" thing? we weren't the ones who said that"
*eats a Cherrim*

Zenneth orungano

@tiffany the only way to catch Mareanie is to find a Corsola, damage it, make it cry for help and then a Mareanie might show up

Mareanies eat Corsolas

I approve of this new dark look on my pokemon game