Notices by Zenneth (zennx), page 17
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guys I need some art stolen, who can tell me where in the mango is Carmen Sandiego?
Tuesday, 22-Nov-16 16:53:49 UTC from web -
@mrmattimation you know, one would think your video response skill would be more varied than your drawing skill
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@mrmattimation also I don't have the charisma of old wrinkly burlap sack
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@mrmattimation you can apple all you want Matt, but I didn't lose an electoral race against a walking meme
and I don't have a bunch of private incriminating emails released to the public
Coincidence? -
@mrmattimation no, it definitely is one, and the fact that she didn't drop out when they were found out was definitely another one
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@mrmattimation gross
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Monday, 21-Nov-16 19:19:01 UTC from web
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remember kids, if the nihilist lesbian water gem can say no to a mutually abusive relationship then so can you
Monday, 21-Nov-16 16:23:13 UTC from web -
@tiffany no, you are 100% not my type
also, your moustache doesn't touch your jaw beard, you look like a freak -
@mrmattimation https://media0.giphy.com/media/Ix0KGpz0NfdJe/200_s.gif
You can't have tube-curls AND flowing tips, YOU JUST PHYSICALLY CANT -
@mrmattimation I thought I was the only one who thought that
I mean she's the only space rock who 1) isn't a lesbian and 2) has lips and boobs
she sticks out like hangnail -
So apparently my sister's gf says I only give out bad advice for free, so here's me proving her right:
You can make a quick and cheap mini-explosive by mixing toilet cleaner and tin foil on a closed plastic container (like a bottle or a jug);
just place a ball of crumpled up tinfoil in the bottle, drop enough liquid to cover the radius of the ball, put the lid on, throw it and see what happens
or, if you want to be a scientist and record it just shake it a bit, drop it an run
The result should be a puff of white smoke(that will dissipate in seconds) and a very loud BANG
NOTES:
the explosion is due to gas release, not a quick combustion like on a grenade or a thermite bomb, so the only real danger is the shrapnel from the plastic and they should be rendered ineffective at around 4-5 steps away (adjusting for wind-speed, air drag and stuff like that)
DO NOT try to blow it up while you are holding it, it won't blast your hand clean off but it will shred it to grapeSunday, 20-Nov-16 18:34:32 UTC from web -
@gingersnap *in the back*
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how to trigger a MH player: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1X4CkFmeCl8
Sunday, 20-Nov-16 01:30:53 UTC from web -
People who dislike the Dune movie should be forced to walk bare-feet through a barren mountain while being narrated in whispers till they LEARN to like it
Saturday, 19-Nov-16 13:34:52 UTC from web -
@thelastgherkin the song of my youth
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@thelastgherkin And then the Fluffle Puffing NPC would ask us if we wanted to hear that again, but we were mashing the buttons, so we insta-pressed YES
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People who spoil movies should be killed by one they once trusted
Like when Snape killed DumbledoreFriday, 18-Nov-16 07:51:19 UTC from web -
@awl No joking I've done this before
it's not worth it, especially if it starts coming out the nose -
@mushi wow that's mangoing highway robbery, that's what that is
But for reals tho, if you haven't played Parasite Eve 1&2 do it, they are really good -
@mushi apple chaos emeralds, he needs a mangoing pedicure ASAP
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1l57ECGnLFM
Too far WAY too far
dial it back in
Sunday, 13-Nov-16 01:26:21 UTC from web -
@mrmattimation Danny kuz he'd break Philip's teeth out by ramming them his his magnum dong
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ate 2 pomegranates
I am now powered by the sugar, antioxidants and the crunchy bits of the seeds
it is best seed-fruit -
@mrmattimation wait people still use quicktime?
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@mrmattimation it seems your body was subconsciously trying to make Suudzu, it however has made 3 mistakes:
1)Fro-yo is trash and should only be given to your worst enemies' loved ones
2)It's Skim milk, not whatever the hell is in a fro-yo
3)You need Gummy BEARS not worms
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@mrmattimation the hell are you talking about Trump is a master lvl trainer
