Notices by Zenneth (zennx), page 23
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@mrmattimation oh, I guess Matty-boy knows all about space-equations AND swimwear
Dr. Matt Something-face PhD. in fractals and bikinis over here -
@mrmattimation no, that's L*Space
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@mrmattimation that's not what L-Space is; L-Space is a distortion in space time that occurs when too many books are placed together
this is due to the fact that Books = Knowledge = Power= Force * (displacement / time)
it's the reason why libraries seem bigger (or sometimes taller) on the inside think about it, when was the last time you picked a book that was on the END (not beginning) of a row?
This is because there is no REAL end of a row, your brain just thinks it sees one kuz it can't work in more than 4 Dimensions
and it's also why they tend to have this surreal silence, the silence is caused due to the fact that L-Space distorts sound, but due to the fact that sound also distorts L-Space it's fervently requested that you SHHHH! -
@mrmattimation your local library does not have any L-Space links
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wait no, I forgot Gold Locks and Start Over
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@scribus as an academical wookiee I find this racist
also I'd like to make it clear to everyone here that the only good MC Frontalot song is I'll Form The Head -
it's official, I'm sick
my nose is acting like a batcaveing faucet and my joints feel like they are made of rusty bladesMonday, 10-Oct-16 03:46:02 UTC from web -
@scribus they don't, their inability to be funny also makes them unable to feel love
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after a conversation of star wars
Sister's GF "on a scale of physical damage how bad do you rate the prequels?"
Sister "I'd rather have blood in my urine than have to re-watch Episode I"Sunday, 09-Oct-16 01:50:44 UTC from web -
@mrmattimation there's a reason the show is called Steven Universe, and not Pearl
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this is why everyone hates america, even americans
https://www.good.is/articles/hospital-charge-baby-skintoskin-contact?utm_content=inf_10_81_2&utm_source=TSE&utm_medium=FB&utm_campaign=pd&tse_id=INF_25f7b3808cad11e6b6db4d0235f40af5 -
@mrmattimation I wonder if that would make it hotter or colder than a regular model
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@mrmattimation if you don't know how hotkeys work
everytime someone presses the EDIT tab a puppy loses its innocence -
@adiwan the guy behind RWBY's soundtrack has all songs and background music on Spotify https://open.spotify.com/artist/6jy0VQ5tLwEKBeMxZ1aK4J
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@mrmattimation if you are talking about my mental age then I'm pretty sure this conversation can be considered as child abuse kuz last time I checked it didn't reach past 7
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@scribus Since he just got shot by a Warp-imbued bullet, and allow me to quote Deadpool on this one, "RIGHT UP MAIN STREET", I'm going to assume it's still pretty deep, though he might not be as lucky next time
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Due to the existence of dick flaps on every character I have named this warband "Lord Richard's Quickdrawmen" and the Leader is called Jock von Strapp
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Playing Mordheim
decided to try a new Warband
Going with human Mercenaries this time
ever single one of these pants has a dick flap
WHY?
are you so Potato Knishesing lazy you can't drop your pants a palm downwards to kiwi?
or is it for speed?
Kuz trust me when you walk into the fray and see a 8ft rat with 2 heads running at you with a Warhammer it won't matter at all, you're gonna soil yer pretty britches in all the beautiful shades of human excretions WAY before you have the presence of mind to drop the flapSaturday, 08-Oct-16 01:30:56 UTC from web -
@mrmattimation I'm 24
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@mrmattimation if you keep tfw over meaningless things once a real tfw occasion arises you fw on that moment is going to be underwhelming af
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@mrmattimation then why do you still "tfw" when you close a tab
you'd think you live in the Century of the Three Lice -
@mrmattimation Ctrl+Shift+T
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@awl old fashioned would be kidnapping them and conducting horrible and invasive testing
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guys
I think I know what we're gonna go dressed as on Halloween
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-WkyqoEPQuM
Friday, 07-Oct-16 15:26:20 UTC from web
