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He's the leader of the bunch
You know him well
He's finally back
To T A K E Y O U T O H E L LMonday, 10-Jul-17 13:42:06 UTC from web -
I got all 900 Koroks boys!
Sunday, 09-Jul-17 18:40:37 UTC from web -
Smooth lions are eating me
Sunday, 09-Jul-17 14:22:54 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark oh is that so?
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A man at the shopping mall I work in got stabbed by a guy for bumping into him and bled onto one of our sofas http://rainbowdash.net/url/860028
Saturday, 08-Jul-17 19:32:33 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin This would never happened if that couch had a gun
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@thelastgherkin Was it a nice sofa?
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@adiwan I don't even remember. I only got to work three hours later.
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I'm MC Gherkin and I'm here to say / I just want to sit and play Zelda all day
- Gherkin ☑️ and takeshitakenji repeated this.
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RDN: Retaking the horse social network crown by attrition alone
Saturday, 08-Jul-17 08:42:48 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark This is a pony site??
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(Jerry Seinfeld voice) Why is it called Skylanders? Is it because they land in the sky?
Friday, 07-Jul-17 20:01:50 UTC from web -
If the Greg Universe always wears a vest and shorts, why does he have those tan lines
Friday, 07-Jul-17 11:18:38 UTC from web -
Tom Holland was like five years old when the Tobey Macguire Spider-Man film came out
Friday, 07-Jul-17 09:29:15 UTC from web -
It's like ten thousand spoons, when all you need is a knife
Tuesday, 04-Jul-17 20:43:11 UTC from web-
@scribus I mean, you could probably kill a man with just the combined weight of ten thousand spoons, which is approx. 250kg
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@thelastgherkin You would not believe your doom / If it was ten-thousand spoons~~
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A great beast is walking through the sands, and they are climbing into the air, and now they are making a tear, and now they are gone, and now you are here. Little creatures are walking through the air, and they are dragging in places and echoes of lives, and they are asking me about God. I am going to tell you something, little creature. You are swimming further and further out to sea, and beyond are things blind and terrible, and I am showing you now. . . They are blind, but they are seeing you. And you are coming to them. After this, you are not returning here. I am climbing into the air and closing the sky.
Tuesday, 04-Jul-17 20:38:20 UTC from web -
Happy American New Year
Tuesday, 04-Jul-17 17:03:29 UTC from web- takeshitakenji likes this.
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Eat at Joe's
Tuesday, 04-Jul-17 16:48:45 UTC from web -
finished !art http://rainbowdash.net/url/859985
Tuesday, 04-Jul-17 07:46:51 UTC from web -
Celadon is not the color I thought
Monday, 03-Jul-17 19:42:34 UTC from web-
@scribus A clever mnemonic device for remembering colour names is that the colours are usually the same as the word used to describe them
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Somehow malaproposed "Bowie and Jagger" into "Bauer and Jeggie"
Monday, 03-Jul-17 18:39:17 UTC from web- Scribus likes this.
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No fear
Stringent analysis of everything you've ever made revealing a secret fetish even you didn't know you had
One fearSunday, 02-Jul-17 20:46:56 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin relatable
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!art my fave L.A. Noire character http://rainbowdash.net/url/859965
Sunday, 02-Jul-17 03:08:20 UTC from web -
I can't believe this My Little Pony episode has a guy named Finger Bangs
Saturday, 01-Jul-17 12:13:14 UTC from web -
I had three bugs fly directly into my eye on my way back home. Bugs, why you gotta be like that
Friday, 30-Jun-17 15:12:11 UTC from web -
I guess the thought process was something like "people playing our game aren't thinking about MANHOOD enough" http://pny.lv/1nuyk
Thursday, 29-Jun-17 21:30:58 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark listen man all i'm sayin is if you played final fantasy games BEFORE FFXV you're not as manly as you could be
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@mrmattimation The game is so "manly" it's banned in Russia
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@ceruleanspark that's because one of the characters is hillary clinton
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Hey baby, wanna kill all humans?
Thursday, 29-Jun-17 07:14:40 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin Isn't that a Bender quote? (It's a crying shame Futurama was canceled.)
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My only comfort is that the perverted infant Baby Sinclair from ABC’s Dinosaurs, sits rotting in a sunless jail cell, chained to the wall where he belongs. May he never see the light of day again
Wednesday, 28-Jun-17 21:16:59 UTC from web- Scribus likes this.
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Anyway, this cake is great. It's so delicious and moist.
Wednesday, 28-Jun-17 10:39:25 UTC from web -
Behold: The best thing on twitter http://pny.lv/1nikn
Tuesday, 27-Jun-17 22:36:23 UTC from web -
Happy birthday @scribus! http://rainbowdash.net/url/859919
Tuesday, 27-Jun-17 21:37:14 UTC from web- Scribus likes this.
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Monday, 26-Jun-17 22:18:35 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin 2012 called, it wants its joke back
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@mrmattimation The 1990s called, and they want their "Somebody called and wants something back" joke back
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@thelastgherkin The 1980s called, you're gay
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Holy crap. Nintendo will release the SNES Classic mini with Starfox 2. https://twitter.com/NintendoAmerica/status/879369032947847168/photo/1 !vgp
Monday, 26-Jun-17 16:29:22 UTC from web- takeshitakenji likes this.
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Who is Big Gay
Monday, 26-Jun-17 09:25:51 UTC from web
