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  1. On paper I know better than to engage Twitter but in execution some things just cannot be borne in silence

    about 4 months ago from web
  2. I say, considering USA's COVID response, we should start a nationwide campaign informing people of the dangers of putting their junk in a blender (or vice versa), just to see what happens

    about 6 months ago from web
  3. damn the end of bojack was rough huh

    about 8 months ago from web
  4. I’m beginning to consider the idea that maybe I have coronavirus but all it’s doing to me is giving me a cold. It’s been around 6-10 days since I was possibly exposed to it by an elderly customer who maybe got it in Arlington (never did figure out who it was and if they were even in the store), and I’ve been dealing with cold symptoms for a few days now. No fever yet, though, and my cough was exceptionally minor and is gone today. Hopefully if that’s the case I didn’t get anyone sick, I was careful to make sure I was sanitizing everything in my cough radius just in case.

    about 9 months ago from web
  5. Seriously, I exist in a constant state of readiness to draw blood if someone GIYF's me. I have actually ended a friendship for it ('course, it was a friendship with a guy in prison for attempted matricide, so maybe that was just the excuse lol)

    about 9 months ago from web
  6. time to deny the american people the right to vote

    about 11 months ago from web
  7. Happy new year, to those that remain, and would still be called friends.
    May time never erode what was built, the chapter of our lives that we spent together.

    In perpetuity you will find a brother in me if that is what you desire.

    about a year ago from web
  8. But I do have something today: I bought a house!

    about a year ago from web
  9. Mat be a little late for a calming scene but here one is. De facto car life has some benefits when you get free parking in state parks closed for winter.

    about a year ago from web
  10. "BUT I do know that the whole instance is making my life harder" Yeah, like how it's hard being exiled from your family Christmas party, because your depressed, transphobic relative is going to be there, and everyone is worried that your mere presence will push him over the edge?

    about a year ago from web
  11. My father-in-law may be a low human being but that has nothing to do with them being trans. Wish my other family members didn’t equate the two.

    about a year ago from web
  12. grapeing SJWs and their MADE UP third person gender neutral pronoun that hasn't existed for centuries

    about a year ago from web
  13. A new season of Bojack Horseman is out!

    about a year ago from web
  14. “What do you think should happen, to a person who lies about a thing like that?”

    about a year ago from web
  15. Cyclotouring is definitely the life for me. Got back from a 6-day tour in Iowa and Wisconsin and am already planning the next one. Nebraska and the Dakotas would be fantastic.

    about a year ago from web
  16. I swear, I'm about to start walking down the street with a hammer in hand for the next halfwit who can't be bothered to lok where they're driving. It's self-defense.

    about a year ago from web
  17. Sure could stand to get the hell out of SoCal.

    about a year ago from web
  18. it's very freeing coming to terms with the fact that you can celebrate someone's death without that being any sort of moral/political quandary

    Saturday, 10-Aug-19 14:02:03 UTC from web
  19. If you are a chrome user, my broken, forgotten account has broken the time space continuum.
    I cant even type because the message box has bugged out lol. Using IE

    Wednesday, 17-Jul-19 12:59:16 UTC from web
    • It keeps asking “remember me” at login but let’s be honest, no one remembers.

      Monday, 15-Jul-19 17:44:37 UTC from web
    • I like how now all it takes is one person to favorite your notice and it's just immediately on the popular board... I've waited seven years for this

      Monday, 15-Jul-19 17:49:10 UTC from web
    • Shoutouts to the time I shot my rifle in the air to celebrate this nation

      Friday, 05-Jul-19 00:28:23 UTC from web

      Wednesday, 03-Jul-19 05:11:27 UTC from web
    • It feels so weird to be on SPC with some of the people from here, but half a decade after, all of us old and wise now. But I'm thankful for those connections, and for this place's uncanny ability to bring to light the most interesting people.

      Who could have predicted that we'd go from bronies to shamans and wizards.

      Wednesday, 26-Jun-19 19:21:32 UTC from web
    • The text box is REALLY hard to type with

      Wednesday, 08-May-19 16:55:17 UTC from web
    • yo

      Wednesday, 08-May-19 16:55:01 UTC from web
      • i have to hold the bar down to type in it what is the deal

        Monday, 01-Apr-19 21:33:07 UTC from web
      • Aprawl Fools

        Monday, 01-Apr-19 16:39:44 UTC from web
        • I miss this layout more than I realised.

          Sunday, 10-Mar-19 19:04:51 UTC from web
        • "Here comes more crying"

          cc: @awl

          Sunday, 10-Mar-19 02:57:27 UTC from web