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So I did a trade in from my original day one console to the Xbox One X. Its all so amazing except one terrible thing... the controller, the same that is in the Xbox One S and for some obnoxiously small reason it is slightly smaller. Not even enough for me to feel a difference. Yet I find my one hand cramps and aches within minutes of holding it. Such a terrible fate. !vgp
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"DURRR I'M GONNA LEAVE A SIGNATURE SO THE POLICE KNOW WHO TO ARREST"
Monday, 20-Nov-17 19:59:56 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation After all, that's how they caught the Zodiac Killer!
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@ceruleanspark or me for that matter. Wait
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So far Alabama is proving that if given the choice between a child molestor and a Democrat, they would elect the child molestor. Maybe stop sucking so hard, Alabama?
Sunday, 19-Nov-17 23:09:25 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation If he'd been sucking less, he wouldn't be in this situation in the first place.
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I will say that the sloth scenes were bad and Clawhauser is overrated
Saturday, 18-Nov-17 14:53:50 UTC from web-
@tiff Yeah that's the sound
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@ceruleanspark Obnoxygen
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In my group's next D&D campaign I'll own a tavern. I'll name it "The Drunk Unicorn".
Wednesday, 15-Nov-17 21:32:23 UTC from web-
@adiwan My friend once accidentally named dozens of D&D locations after foodstuffs
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Good lord, what is going on in there?
Tuesday, 14-Nov-17 20:43:05 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark horse puns
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anybody who defends the abuse of a child should most certainly kill themselves
Friday, 10-Nov-17 23:17:15 UTC from web-
@tiff What if the child is Hitler
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@ceruleanspark hitler isn't real
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@ceruleanspark the holocaust didn't happen (but it should have)
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http://pny.lv/2cj6o GAZE INTO THE IRIS
Friday, 10-Nov-17 22:58:08 UTC from web -
(to straight couple) Which of you is the Baman and which is the Piderman
Friday, 10-Nov-17 21:53:57 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin Which of you is the hotdog and which of you is the hamburger
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!vgp So the Xbone X so totally helps load times on a stupidly high level.
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I have learned that if you have a mustache and wear a green sweater to work people will call you Ned Flanders
Tuesday, 07-Nov-17 21:17:22 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark or “furry Statusnet instance admin”
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@awl I can't believe you'd call me a statusnet admin you cuck
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@ceruleanspark sentences to death by gnu-gnu
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would u smash tikal the echidna y/n
Tuesday, 07-Nov-17 15:55:35 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation @redenchilada who is "Not a furry" actually would.
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The neat thing about naming my Rimworld colonists after RDN members is I can finally live out my fantasy of murdering @tiff and wearing his skin
Thursday, 02-Nov-17 14:13:57 UTC from web- Baron Tinderbox repeated this.
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@ceruleanspark jealous
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@ceruleanspark jealous
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Cute pet names to call your partner:
-hamdogTuesday, 31-Oct-17 22:57:36 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin honey no
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@ceruleanspark HAMDOG YES
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Is email notification working here?
Thursday, 02-Nov-17 09:33:43 UTC from web-
@rdnz It's handled by mailgun these days, so it ought to be. I used to run postfix on the server, but the hosting company has an abysmal reputation among anti-spam providers, so 90% of peoples notifications just got junked.
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@adiwan Well i ought to set it up for i checked it not yet.
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@rdnz I had the wrong email.
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Game concept: Pokémon Champion Simulator. It's a tower defence style strategy game where you play as the champion of the Pokémon League, and have to plot out the Elite Four's monsters and items in advance to stop as many would-be champions.
Monday, 30-Oct-17 10:20:27 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin I would play the mango out of that
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It totally sucks that a MLP forum that I frequently visit is down because a hacking group was bored
Saturday, 28-Oct-17 08:24:39 UTC from web-
@adiwan See you, Space Cowboy
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@ceruleanspark I hope the forum will be up again. I really liked that place.
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So far she says “like a Stephen King novel but good!” Which... yeah OK
Sunday, 29-Oct-17 14:57:22 UTC from web-
@awl You have forgotten the face of your father.
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http://pny.lv/2a6pw HE'S BACK
Friday, 27-Oct-17 17:59:47 UTC from web-
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@ceruleanspark i love when memes show artistic progression
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@tiff Potato Knishes is the ultimate fate of mankind
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!art thumbnail for the first set of videos on the new channel i'm starting with chris http://rainbowdash.net/url/863647
Friday, 27-Oct-17 05:00:50 UTC from web -
They call it footage because they're literally talking about the length of film you used up.
Thursday, 26-Oct-17 22:39:28 UTC from web -
Thursday, 26-Oct-17 22:38:38 UTC from web
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Things I've been forbidden to do in the past 30 minutes: Commit suicide in or out of the house, sleep rough outside an anime convention
Thursday, 26-Oct-17 21:30:44 UTC from web -
All aboard the hubris train: http://pny.lv/29q5p
Wednesday, 25-Oct-17 18:21:30 UTC from web -
Though that second one could be the plot of SAYER.
Tuesday, 24-Oct-17 22:33:38 UTC from web -
Where have all the real crazies like Gene Ray and Francis E Dec gone? I miss when conspiracies were about hiding the true nature of the diurnal cycle or jewish moon computers that control humans by remote implants.
Tuesday, 24-Oct-17 22:33:28 UTC from web- Baron Tinderbox repeated this.
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@ceruleanspark Fact denial is part of the average American household now so conspiracy theorists are significantly less outrageous.
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It's always weird to me when somebody draws porn and as set dressing includes framed images of previous porn they've drawn as if anyone would hang that up in their home
Tuesday, 24-Oct-17 21:01:17 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin Are you saying I won't be able to hang my fetish porn on the walls of our home
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@thelastgherkin I have never seen that
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RDN: Racist against robots.
Monday, 23-Oct-17 21:58:28 UTC from web -
fact: I got more comments about Sans's tongue in Episode 1 than I did about the absurd amounts of cleavage Undyne showed in Episode 2.
Monday, 23-Oct-17 20:07:05 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin Alphys would have a cloaca
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@ceruleanspark What shape is that
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@thelastgherkin three toes on an otherwise normal cartoon foot. Whether or not that's for animation simplicity is up to you
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Is predictive text a bad thing?
Monday, 23-Oct-17 19:44:49 UTC from web-
@rupe Can a set of all sets also contain itself?
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@ceruleanspark I don't know, what is the logic of the question as it poses variable options?
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@rupe This sentence is false
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