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Next person I see IRL insulting my sister for her being gay will get choke slammed into a bed of nails
Tuesday, 21-Feb-17 01:38:50 UTC from web -
Titanfall 3: And I can't get up
Monday, 20-Feb-17 06:49:47 UTC from web -
Given time, owls will even hear in 4D
Monday, 20-Feb-17 06:43:00 UTC from web-
@scribus ... I wonder about cows
They have 4 stomachs...
Can they digest in 4D?
maybe milk is a bi-product of whatever it takes to create a mini-black-hole
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Maybe they were great horned owls, I did only just now realize that they looked like they had ears and that birds don't have ears. So I guess there were tufts and I am a terrible bird watcher.
Monday, 20-Feb-17 06:28:17 UTC from web-
@scribus Honestly if I have to risk it, due to location and size and the fact that they didn't have tufts I'd say it was likely a barn owl or short eared owl.
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@scribus Owls have ears dude
What's more their ears are not symmetrical
This allows them to calculate not just where sound comes from, but also it's it's relation in height and latitude
THAT'S RIGHT BABY
OWLS CAN HEAR
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@zennx Well I know they have the organs but it's not like an externally visually distinctive feature
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Reminds me of this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qM3UAnCH5IE
Monday, 20-Feb-17 05:27:13 UTC from web-
@nerthos "made by the same people that created our first nuclear bombs"
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@zennx If the bombs don't explode, then the car is super safe from exploding.
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@nerthos I dunno dude,
I would really hate to buy one and read the news the next day that "Best Korea, more specifically it's Supreme Leader, has developed the "External Combustion Engine""Scribus likes this.
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now that I think about it what exactly IS Hekapoo
if I had to put my money on something, I'd say an IfritMonday, 20-Feb-17 05:30:07 UTC from web-
@zennx Maybe some weird faun considering the personality description in the wiki
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so, finally caught up to Star vs the forces of Evil
and damn
https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/830150395745992704/LyJfHKEO.jpg
Hekapoo is best girlMonday, 20-Feb-17 05:00:00 UTC from web -
Just saw Dr. Strange
I didn't know Madds was in it
Dude's agent must be cherrying amazing if he keeps landing him awesome gigs like thatSaturday, 18-Feb-17 00:24:35 UTC from web -
Must... resist... urge to fight... with ex...
Friday, 17-Feb-17 21:09:59 UTC from web -
Nightmare fuel Steven Universe Pearl doll http://www.ebay.com/itm/132072013480
Thursday, 16-Feb-17 14:29:30 UTC from web- Scribus, RDN's Lucifer and jawsh like this.
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Patanjali products by Baba Ramdev.. i love them all
Wednesday, 15-Feb-17 13:25:13 UTC from web -
Chip & Dale's Rescue Rangers in: Squirrel Team Six!
Wednesday, 15-Feb-17 04:11:17 UTC from web-
@zennx Well, the SPC have the whole cat vs rodent thing in their favor, but the RR keep finding ways to beat Fat Cat, so I think it's anyone's match, really.
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well, i spent the valentines day's night putting a catterpillar on my face
Tuesday, 14-Feb-17 23:11:45 UTC from web-
@mushi Mushi marries a caterpillar
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Hi all, is it good today?
Tuesday, 14-Feb-17 08:55:29 UTC from web-
@zennx I do have to make the effort, it wasnt happening on it's own, but yeah, hopes for an upturn soon :)
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So, apparently there's a "Burn yourself with Ice and Salt Challenge"
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Getting REEEEEAL tired of this grapeTuesday, 14-Feb-17 08:55:18 UTC from web -
I don't think the Japanese know what "Re:" means
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2y8Sx4B2Sk
Tuesday, 14-Feb-17 08:49:19 UTC from web -
Happy socially-acceptable kinky sex day
Tuesday, 14-Feb-17 06:40:21 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin Ugh, don't remind me.
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@thelastgherkin please clarify: is this a day where all sexual kinks are acceptable, or is a day celebrating only the socially acceptable ones?
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@zennx Yep
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it seems that my hatred of the French has escalated to a point where just hearing the language has turned into a major sexual turn-off for me...
meh, not missing on muchTuesday, 14-Feb-17 06:21:02 UTC from web -
who wants to partake in the parlour game known as "consume the beverage"?
Monday, 13-Feb-17 05:46:17 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation i'll breath the beverage
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@mrmattimation clearly not @awl 's friends, for they are dumb
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tmw your friends all start ragging on boxed wine as always being cheap banana
Monday, 13-Feb-17 03:52:08 UTC from web-
@awl so, their problem is not with the taste, but with the price?
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@zennx I think it's a stigma of the being from a box and not a bottle more than anything. I recall having some of the best wine when I was in Italy coming from a box; I believe it was Alguerese but don't remember the specific name.
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@awl that's stupid, the box, more specifically the sealed bag, is vastly superior to the bottle
It keeps light from degrading the wine, is a better thermal insulator, has a 0% probability of making the wine taste like cork and has a much smaller chance of breaking into sharp fragments and cutting your veins making you bleed till you go into shock and eventually death.
Your friends' thought process is Potato Knishes and they should feel bad for it
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Monday, 13-Feb-17 04:24:35 UTC from web
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@mrmattimation lol, nazi humour
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this one scene is five minutes long. I kiwiing did it again you guys
Monday, 13-Feb-17 03:01:23 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation is it WORTH 5 minutes tho?
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Also Homesar as Lancer
AAAAAA'M A LAUNDRY FLAKEWALLSunday, 12-Feb-17 23:49:01 UTC from web -
Hey Stwong Bawd, check out aww these Bwade Wowks
Sunday, 12-Feb-17 23:43:20 UTC from web -
I want to hear Homestar Runner say the incantation for Unlimited Blade Works
His speach impediment will make it sound just like the original Japanese one XDSunday, 12-Feb-17 23:36:34 UTC from web -
Why do they call it the Pentagon?
Sunday, 12-Feb-17 20:54:53 UTC from web -
our DM: "well guys I know where our next campaign is going to take us: we're going on a road trip to Barovia"
Our Preist: "Hey batcave you too! First you set me up against a Rust Dragon, ALL of my gear gets DESINTEGRATED and now you're setting us up against Strhad! Do you hate Priests or is it just mine?"Sunday, 12-Feb-17 21:09:53 UTC from web -
Is there a finer name than Marcia Gay Harden?
Sunday, 12-Feb-17 19:04:24 UTC from web- RDN's Lucifer likes this.
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@adiwan Yeah I recognised the titles immediately from my DVD shelf
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@thelastgherkin "hardcore"
Pshhh, doesn't even have mindbreaking drugs
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@zennx Are the mindbreaking drugs in the pornography or in you?
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why do peas have sugar in them? this is bullkiwi
Sunday, 12-Feb-17 18:30:18 UTC from web-
@tiffany have you tried the Paleo diet?
I did it for 4 months and lost a bananaload of weight
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@zennx I've pretty much lost all the weight I need to now anyway, it's just a matter of shaping up a little and keeping myself healthy. Also I don't think I'd have the willpower to stick to something like that. I need me some salt
xj9 likes this.
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today I learned that the technical name for a weather Cockrell is an "anemometer"
Sunday, 12-Feb-17 00:21:50 UTC from web
