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what kind of mangoed up name is Caleb anyway
Saturday, 11-Mar-17 04:07:56 UTC from web -
Stop, collaborate
Thursday, 09-Mar-17 15:35:10 UTC from web -
Maybe I'll become a pastry chef, I do make some good cakes
Thursday, 09-Mar-17 15:19:26 UTC from web -
"you can't always rely on computers being there!" I wonder if an Electrician ever had to deal with teachers saying "you can't always rely on Electricity being a thing" apple computers are 100% of the job, if computers aren't a thing then my job isn't a thing and I will have to get training on something else, and trust me it will have NOTHING to do with Maths, I learned from that grapeing mistake Freshman year
Thursday, 09-Mar-17 15:18:48 UTC from web -
Also, why do we have classes where they don't let us use computers? Swear to Dagon it's like I'm in a 13th century classroom sometimes... Then again that would explain the lack of females
Thursday, 09-Mar-17 15:12:31 UTC from web -
I still can't believe that one of my classes in Informatic Engineering is Applied Statistics, "oh, so you wanna learn how to computers? Tough, now analyze these population samples for 6 months"
Thursday, 09-Mar-17 15:10:04 UTC from web -
twitch ads are the worst because it forces you to miss like 60 seconds of the stream which is unlike pretty much any other commercial
Tuesday, 07-Mar-17 18:07:24 UTC from web-
@critialcloudkicker As I keep saying, I don't expect an ad-free experience
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@tiffany I can not find that when I press the in context button. I hope you were not expecting me to know that you were not expecting an ad-free experience.
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@critialcloudkicker Dude, many sites have ads, but twitch forces you to stop watching the vid and look at ladies' razor blades for 30s
why not just have an always on silent add on top of the chat, or something like that
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it's at hard moments of my life that I remember my aunt's words of wisdom:
"Either you knock the next arrow correctly or I'll knock your bananaing teeth off"Wednesday, 08-Mar-17 00:20:26 UTC from web -
I'm the biggest Dad joker and I'm not even a dad.
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Look how mature this website has gotten! I love you all!
Sunday, 05-Mar-17 16:31:03 UTC from web -
The more I think about the Deck of Many Things the more I fear it and am afraid for my character. I won the deck at an auction to save it from the hands of evil-doers. Right after the auction a kaiju-sized monster appeared and broke through the ground (my character was on the hunt for this monster in order to stop destroying the world). Now I'm in the predicament that I own probably the only item that can destroy it or destroy me with one simple draw of the cards. I have a few weeks until the next session to finally decide the number of cards I want to draw.
Saturday, 04-Mar-17 14:09:15 UTC from web-
@adiwan I have that item blacklisted after one campaign ended with a chaotic-neutral char. shouting "FIFTY-TWO-PICK-UP!" and proceeded to rip all the cards from the deck and fling 'em at people.
We also instated the "NEVER give semi-cosmic lvl magic items to the crazy assassin" rule
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fluttershy would never date an atheist
Friday, 03-Mar-17 17:24:08 UTC from web -
the alt right turned me into an SJW
Friday, 03-Mar-17 16:43:00 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation the alt-right does nothing
now the crtl-alt-down, that'll flip your world viewRDN's Lucifer likes this.
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Is there a name for this particular style? What would you call this suit-no-tie outfit? http://rainbowdash.net/url/857410
Thursday, 02-Mar-17 14:10:40 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation business casual?
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@mrmattimation business casual, I think
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so, aparently Peppa Pig causes Autism
http://reflectionofmind.org/not-let-children-watch-peppa-pig-psychologists-warn-parents/
Does that mean Children's cartoons are vaccinesTuesday, 28-Feb-17 23:35:24 UTC from web-
@zennx did you just post an article from Science Onion
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@mrmattimation Either that or they actually believe that banana
Truth be told I'd be looking more at Caillou, I mean that batcave's so boring it's probably responsible for about 85% of all ADHD in the planet. -
@zennx it's Science Onion. One of the suggested articles is straight-up satire.
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Urgh Zelda spoilers on my timeline
Tuesday, 28-Feb-17 20:04:56 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin THE BIG BAD IS
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Of course my strategy for a street fight is avoid if all possible (covers 99.99% of times), and use a gun if necessary.
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@gameragodzilla @maiyannah @katiekats
This mini-series might interest you about knives...
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@sim @katiekats @gameragodzilla I remember seeing that one in reply to Skallagram back when youtube video replies were still a thing.
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@maiyannah @gameragodzilla @katiekats
Haha! I think it might still be a thing, and it's a great thing. I would like to see more of it... especially when it comes to being informative.
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Who's best
Swat Kats
or Samurai Pizza Cats
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@zennx I know which to call when I want some pepperoni.
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"Fantastic Beast & Where to Shove Them"
Tuesday, 28-Feb-17 12:32:40 UTC from web -
Let the cat bone
Monday, 27-Feb-17 14:14:45 UTC from web-
@zennx baby I'm in heat all day every day
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@mrmattimation yeah, but you're not a cat
Imagine waking up at 3am with the cat LITERALLY screaming for dick
every day
FOR WEEKS
then she turns back to normal
for about 3-4 days
AND IT ALL STARTS AGAIN
and it doesn't stop, until you manage to either spay her when the heat is off or till she's pregnant -
@zennx If the cat wants dick give her dick
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@nerthos my veterinarian friend said she is probably liek one week old
Friday, 24-Feb-17 14:31:20 UTC from web-
@mushi Why not Vanessa or Cynthia, it's a caterpillar variety https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vanessa_cardui
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@nerthos i think i will just go with lady, it is not a bad name
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@mushi Fair enough
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The active season for Clowns is upon us
and a nearby Tanjelo farm has fallen victim to arson
COINCIDENCE?
I
THINK
NOT!Monday, 27-Feb-17 13:36:17 UTC from web- RDN's Lucifer likes this.
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Also, I'm gonna refurbish my NES. Got a new 72 pin connector on its way. !vgp
Sunday, 26-Feb-17 11:22:07 UTC from web -
OH FFS HE'S USING A Potato KnishesING HANDSAW NOW!
Sunday, 26-Feb-17 09:34:38 UTC from web -
"Hey, I'm Zenn's upstairs neighbour, I think it's a good idea to play with drills and hammers"
"at 8:30AM, on a SUNDAY"
"and now I'm gonna make some wierd sound that resembles a horse learning to tapdance"Sunday, 26-Feb-17 09:14:04 UTC from web -
lmaoooo, even Fox's interviewees are fake
Saturday, 25-Feb-17 19:38:34 UTC from web-
@tiffany omg
it all makes sense now
The entirety of Fox's News/Opinion output
IT WAS ALL A HUGE COMEDY SKETCH
But, like everything ever made by Fox
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@zennx that's why they brought in Kellyanne Conway [screen wipe to Conway having an adderall seizure in a basement somewhere]
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I feel like this is the LOTR of child horse playing games https://www.starstable.com/en/ at least from the trailer with dramatic music. !vgp
Thursday, 23-Feb-17 05:22:58 UTC from web -
OHOHOHOH
There's wild Ipecacuanha near my collegeWednesday, 22-Feb-17 12:07:58 UTC from web -
so, my new and updated book about poisonous and medicinal plants shows a bunch of invasive plants that weren't in the previous version
Turns out American Poke Weed grows 10mins walk from my house....
Time to make some Vomit poison
>:)Wednesday, 22-Feb-17 11:57:49 UTC from web -
Wednesday, 22-Feb-17 10:08:46 UTC from web
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@zennx Punk is not dead