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  1. what kind of mangoed up name is Caleb anyway

    Saturday, 11-Mar-17 04:07:56 UTC from web
    • Stop, collaborate

      Thursday, 09-Mar-17 15:35:10 UTC from web
    • Maybe I'll become a pastry chef, I do make some good cakes

      Thursday, 09-Mar-17 15:19:26 UTC from web
      • "you can't always rely on computers being there!" I wonder if an Electrician ever had to deal with teachers saying "you can't always rely on Electricity being a thing" apple computers are 100% of the job, if computers aren't a thing then my job isn't a thing and I will have to get training on something else, and trust me it will have NOTHING to do with Maths, I learned from that grapeing mistake Freshman year

        Thursday, 09-Mar-17 15:18:48 UTC from web
        • Also, why do we have classes where they don't let us use computers? Swear to Dagon it's like I'm in a 13th century classroom sometimes... Then again that would explain the lack of females

          Thursday, 09-Mar-17 15:12:31 UTC from web
          • I still can't believe that one of my classes in Informatic Engineering is Applied Statistics, "oh, so you wanna learn how to computers? Tough, now analyze these population samples for 6 months"

            Thursday, 09-Mar-17 15:10:04 UTC from web
            • twitch ads are the worst because it forces you to miss like 60 seconds of the stream which is unlike pretty much any other commercial

              Tuesday, 07-Mar-17 18:07:24 UTC from web
            • it's at hard moments of my life that I remember my aunt's words of wisdom:
              "Either you knock the next arrow correctly or I'll knock your bananaing teeth off"

              Wednesday, 08-Mar-17 00:20:26 UTC from web
              • I'm the biggest Dad joker and I'm not even a dad.

                Sunday, 05-Mar-17 21:32:02 UTC from gs.archae.me
              • Look how mature this website has gotten! I love you all!

                Sunday, 05-Mar-17 16:31:03 UTC from web
              • The more I think about the Deck of Many Things the more I fear it and am afraid for my character. I won the deck at an auction to save it from the hands of evil-doers. Right after the auction a kaiju-sized monster appeared and broke through the ground (my character was on the hunt for this monster in order to stop destroying the world). Now I'm in the predicament that I own probably the only item that can destroy it or destroy me with one simple draw of the cards. I have a few weeks until the next session to finally decide the number of cards I want to draw.

                Saturday, 04-Mar-17 14:09:15 UTC from web
                • @adiwan I have that item blacklisted after one campaign ended with a chaotic-neutral char. shouting "FIFTY-TWO-PICK-UP!" and proceeded to rip all the cards from the deck and fling 'em at people.

                  We also instated the "NEVER give semi-cosmic lvl magic items to the crazy assassin" rule

                  Saturday, 04-Mar-17 23:16:28 UTC in context
              • fluttershy would never date an atheist

                Friday, 03-Mar-17 17:24:08 UTC from web
              • the alt right turned me into an SJW

                Friday, 03-Mar-17 16:43:00 UTC from web
              • Is there a name for this particular style? What would you call this suit-no-tie outfit? http://rainbowdash.net/url/857410

                Thursday, 02-Mar-17 14:10:40 UTC from web
              • so, aparently Peppa Pig causes Autism
                http://reflectionofmind.org/not-let-children-watch-peppa-pig-psychologists-warn-parents/
                Does that mean Children's cartoons are vaccines

                Tuesday, 28-Feb-17 23:35:24 UTC from web
              • Urgh Zelda spoilers on my timeline

                Tuesday, 28-Feb-17 20:04:56 UTC from web
              • Of course my strategy for a street fight is avoid if all possible (covers 99.99% of times), and use a gun if necessary.

                Tuesday, 28-Feb-17 15:33:27 UTC from community.highlandarrow.com
              • Who's best
                Swat Kats
                or Samurai Pizza Cats
                ?

                Tuesday, 28-Feb-17 16:36:25 UTC from web
              • "Fantastic Beast & Where to Shove Them"

                Tuesday, 28-Feb-17 12:32:40 UTC from web
                • Let the cat bone

                  Monday, 27-Feb-17 14:14:45 UTC from web
                • @nerthos my veterinarian friend said she is probably liek one week old

                  Friday, 24-Feb-17 14:31:20 UTC from web
                • The active season for Clowns is upon us
                  and a nearby Tanjelo farm has fallen victim to arson
                  COINCIDENCE?
                  I
                  THINK
                  NOT!

                  Monday, 27-Feb-17 13:36:17 UTC from web
                • Also, I'm gonna refurbish my NES. Got a new 72 pin connector on its way. !vgp

                  Sunday, 26-Feb-17 11:22:07 UTC from web
                • OH FFS HE'S USING A Potato KnishesING HANDSAW NOW!

                  Sunday, 26-Feb-17 09:34:38 UTC from web
                  • "Hey, I'm Zenn's upstairs neighbour, I think it's a good idea to play with drills and hammers"
                    "at 8:30AM, on a SUNDAY"
                    "and now I'm gonna make some wierd sound that resembles a horse learning to tapdance"

                    Sunday, 26-Feb-17 09:14:04 UTC from web
                    • lmaoooo, even Fox's interviewees are fake

                      Saturday, 25-Feb-17 19:38:34 UTC from web
                    • I feel like this is the LOTR of child horse playing games https://www.starstable.com/en/ at least from the trailer with dramatic music. !vgp

                      Thursday, 23-Feb-17 05:22:58 UTC from web
                      • OHOHOHOH
                        There's wild Ipecacuanha near my college

                        grin

                        Wednesday, 22-Feb-17 12:07:58 UTC from web
                        • so, my new and updated book about poisonous and medicinal plants shows a bunch of invasive plants that weren't in the previous version
                          Turns out American Poke Weed grows 10mins walk from my house....
                          Time to make some Vomit poison
                          >:)

                          Wednesday, 22-Feb-17 11:57:49 UTC from web
                          • http://i.imgur.com/4J8lXFd.gif

                            Wednesday, 22-Feb-17 10:08:46 UTC from web