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Friday, 29-Jul-16 20:48:29 UTC from web -
Can you imagine if some creature walked into your home and they gunned you down for that, justice for Harambe.
Friday, 29-Jul-16 03:52:25 UTC from web-
@car Please explain
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@redenchilada Free my grape.
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If people are allowed to riot for thieves being lawfully put down by cops, I'm allowed to start riots for cops killing my favorite gorilla in cold blood, right?
Friday, 29-Jul-16 04:00:08 UTC from web-
@car You can riot for anything you want. People riot for winning sports games, they riot for losing sport games, pretty sure people have rioted over dogs in laboratory experiments.
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I miss Harambe.
Friday, 29-Jul-16 03:51:07 UTC from web -
Wonder how long it'll take europe to stop taking crap and launch a proper crusade.
Tuesday, 26-Jul-16 21:27:13 UTC from web -
OW OW http://pny.lv/0p5ei
Wednesday, 27-Jul-16 12:12:04 UTC from web-
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@taknamay Well, you see, the joke is usually that someone puts a metal bar between their bike wheel to purposefully cause theirselves harm and claim it due to something else. Basically, it is to poke fun at created problems or ones that are imagined or to poke fun at those who use a small obstruction t garner attention.
Like, Revolver Ocelot and the Cipherinternetturtle likes this.
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Wednesday, 27-Jul-16 12:12:49 UTC from web-
MetalTao likes this.
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In the past 2000 hours I've found myself to be exceptionally gay
Wednesday, 27-Jul-16 11:15:40 UTC from web -
would you go on a date with Alex Jones
Tuesday, 26-Jul-16 23:25:03 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation would he pay for it and am I getting some tail after it?
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@mrmattimation That would be much more appealing than voting for Hillary. :P
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Please respect my pronouns they're real.
Tuesday, 26-Jul-16 22:21:12 UTC from web -
Hey kiddos.
Tuesday, 26-Jul-16 01:22:02 UTC from web-
@tenebarius how are things?
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@tenebarius well, i guess it is a complete enough answer
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Today's my last day on Comcast, see you in the future assholes
Monday, 25-Jul-16 20:07:05 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation They have managed to mess up my service ever since I moved a couple of months ago.
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@m14brony It's really a hilarious coincidence that I'm switching to Verizon tomorrow, because yesterday while I was streaming I had a bunch of connection issues.
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@mrmattimation I've been having regular connection issues with them as well. Their service worked flawlessly before I moved.
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Monday, 25-Jul-16 20:27:16 UTC from web
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Haha suck it.
Saturday, 23-Jul-16 05:01:23 UTC from web -
Beating the bishop. This one better work.
Saturday, 23-Jul-16 05:01:17 UTC from web -
Damn. grape.
Saturday, 23-Jul-16 05:01:01 UTC from web -
Potato Knisheser.
Saturday, 23-Jul-16 05:00:53 UTC from web -
Nice.
Saturday, 23-Jul-16 02:01:57 UTC from web -
Anime honkers.
Saturday, 23-Jul-16 02:01:51 UTC from web -
Furry porn is always compounded by some other weird fetish. At least sweet sweet naked anime babes is pure. Post hentai.
Saturday, 23-Jul-16 01:54:33 UTC from web-
@car Do you need me to find you some vanilla furry porn or something
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@redenchilada Nah I ain't about that yiff life.
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Hey
Friday, 22-Jul-16 22:27:44 UTC from web-
@car 47edgy/93me
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@ceruleanspark Inflation is out of control these days.
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Selena Gomez: Hashtags don't really solve anything, go out and do something.
The Response: I am REVOKING your RACE, you are NO LONGER HISPANIC!!!!Monday, 18-Jul-16 17:13:10 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation They "revoked" her race with a hashtag. :P
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If Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are on a boat in the middle of the ocean, and it sinks, who survives?
America.Monday, 18-Jul-16 00:25:46 UTC from web -
The Xbox One has screenshot integration but I'm playing on a 360 'cause Skyrim isn't backwards compatible yet (and it might not ever be, since they're doing a full-on re-release later this year)
Saturday, 16-Jul-16 02:49:46 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation After five years, I would much rather have a sequel than a rerelease with polished graphics and mod support.
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@m14brony Really, it's been more like less than a year since they alternate production cycles between Elder Scrolls and Fallout now. Besides, it's very likely that none of the core team worked on the Skyrim remaster (except MAYBE Todd Howard because he's the big director man at BGS), I think it might've been outsourced to their Montreal studio. I obviously don't know what's up with the internal workings over there, but I'm pretty sure that the production studio is wrapping up on the last Fallout 4 DLC while Todd Howard, Emil Pagliarulo, and a select few other people are working on design goals and story for the next Elder Scrolls game.
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Also: I hate Donald Trump as much as the next guy, but if he gets elected, you'll be excited, won't you? Just a little bit. Not in a "YEAH MAN DONALD TRUMP" sort of way, but in a "this is new and scary but I'm morbidly curious, let's see what happens" sort of way.
Saturday, 16-Jul-16 01:24:58 UTC from web-
@m14brony I think Trump is one of the only things that makes a Hispanic man vote democrat, we tend to vote further right than left. For some reason.
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@mrmattimation @m14brony I was liveblogging from a Tucson Trump rally and saw quite a few Latinos, fwiw.
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@mrmattimation Hispanics typically come from a culturally conservative background, but it seems the xenophobia, if not outright racism, of many Republicans, forces them to the left at times.
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In Tamrielic news, Ulfric Stormcloak announces that his running mate will be the guy in Whiterun who stands outside the shrine of Talos.
Friday, 15-Jul-16 23:10:07 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation Ulfric can build a shine of Talos with a small loan of a million Septims.
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Also not as many people are as mean to my Khajiit character as I thought they would be. Does racism not apply to the Dragonborn or do Khajiit just get off easier than the other races
Friday, 15-Jul-16 22:44:46 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation Perhaps Ulfric Trump is too busy vociferating against the greyskins and the lizards? :P
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... It seems that Turkey has a little bit of a problem going on right now. Helicopters shooting at the National Intelligence Service and whatnot. Yeah, I guess the shoutings of people about a military coup are true. ... ... ... ... ... *various swearwords* ... If I were a betting man I'd bet that Daesh would take this opportunity to do something really stupid over there
Friday, 15-Jul-16 21:10:29 UTC from web-
@rarity Is it ? I mean, yeah I would love to get rid of Erdogan with minimal loss of life, but the relationships with neighbouring countries would suffer way less. And with Daesh on the border.
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@m14brony The funny thing is, me neither. Though you do sort of make him out worse than he probably really is by calling him an Islamist despot.
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in case you were in doubt whether or not pokemon go was the best game ever http://www.mentalfloss.com/article/82975/pokemon-go-forcing-americans-learn-metric-system
Thursday, 14-Jul-16 20:33:54 UTC from web -
tfw Skyrim makes you choose between siding with filthy Imperialists and Racists
Wednesday, 01-Jun-16 02:55:27 UTC from web
