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there's a lot to love about pokemon sh/sw
Wednesday, 20-Nov-19 22:02:26 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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@tiff Maybe I'll ask a mall Santa for a Switch
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@scribus can't wait for some more games to come out on my £250 pokemon machine
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@tiff Easy. My recommendations : Untitled Goose Game, LoZ Link's Awakening, Stardew Valley, Dead Cells, Hollow Knight, Rogue Legacy, Shovel Knight, Civilization 6, Undertale, Cuphead, The Megaman collections ( all 4 )
Couch multiplayer recommendations : Go Vacation, Nidhogg 2, Broforce, , Bomberman, Worms W.M.D, Overcooked 2 ( in order of difficulty ) Oh and the usual mario mario mario stuff.
I kinda still want Kitty 3D mario on the Switch. No idea what its official name was.Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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Red Dead Redemption 2, a game which came out on PC two weeks ago, runs better at high settings on my PC than GTA IV, a game which came out in 2009, runs at medium.
Wednesday, 20-Nov-19 05:52:30 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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@mrmattimation Almost like 10 more years of development into the RAGE engine has some sort of payoff ?
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I'm a fool. I bought and read the first two volumes of the Ranma ½ manga because it was super cheap on sale and I was curious. I think I like it?
Tuesday, 19-Nov-19 19:34:26 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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@drinkingpony I forgot the sub-plot that everyone is a gamer because of phone game they play while on the toilet. ( a disgusting habit that should die ).
And everyone is a social media connoisseur because everyone is browsing Facebook, Reddit, Twitter, or 4Chan ( Yes, They know ! ) while in boring boardroom meetings.
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@adiwan It's the anime tiddies that get'em every time
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@scribus To be honest: my regular comics contain more tiddies per page than Ranma ½, like Rat Queens or Saga
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One of the people over here is being unusually... well... this http://rainbowdash.net/url/875325 to me
Only instead of "Better than you" it is "I can buy it cheaper than you"
All because a parcel containing a couple games was delivered within his earshot.
Good thing my imagination had no problem picturing him as Trixie.Tuesday, 19-Nov-19 11:05:50 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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I literally just had to drop everything and rush to work on my day off to fix an alarm that nobody knew how to fix
why am i the only one there who knows how to do thingsMonday, 18-Nov-19 23:31:52 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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@mrmattimation I should put you in touch with my buddy at Rite-Aid
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@mrmattimation Hey at least your co-workers at least got annoyed by that alarm I reckon.
Mine called me up on a Sunday afternoon because they could not find the thermostat. Then even with my directions they could not find the damned device. So I went there just to show them where the thermostat was. They all thought it was an alarm so they did not wanted to touch it, and then I got into trouble for showing up at work smelling and looking like a drunk hobo.
It's Sunday woman ! Get off of my back, I am not even supposed to be here !
But at least those will be the fun stories to tell around the campfire.Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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Why are lasers so expensive? I just want a 5500mW laser engraver without spending about 100€.
Monday, 18-Nov-19 20:01:17 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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@adiwan made me think of https://youtu.be/Bh7bYNAHXxw?t=24
Also I am afraid that you can not even find a 3000 mW laser engraver marchine without spending at least the better part of a 100Jonathan Chouinard likes this. -
@drinkingpony There are full machines available that have a 40W CO2 laser for about 300€. Maybe I think about getting a 500mW laser for 30€ but it doesn't have a power supply (12V) but I guess I have one somewhere in the attic.
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Sometimes, when I get a Twitter follower, and I check their profile, I just know they are about to regret their decision. Catholic Mom, white lady boomer, you are about to get TrIgGeReD.
Sunday, 17-Nov-19 22:45:15 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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@drinkingpony I'm glad none of that shows up on my dashboard, however discovering new content through tags or the "explore" page was a huge gamble as well. Twitter is not exempt of that too. I was browsing the VR tag and there were an uncomfortable amount of porn. I'm avoiding looking for new stuff in social media.
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@adiwan Wait, isn't it about the 1 year anniversary of the Tumblr Porn Ban ? ( man time goes REALLY slow doesn't it ? ) ... Howcome it is even on there ?
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@drinkingpony Life finds a way... also (automated) content filtering isn't flawless and manual review is costly. Honestly I haven't tried to discover new content on tumblr for a long time (longer than 2 years).
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The chocolate milk was on sale at my local supermarket, they had letters on them because of christmas. A lot of D's, S's and A's. I could not help myself, so now they are all arranged "SAD SAD SAD SAD"
Monday, 18-Nov-19 11:58:39 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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Adolf Hitler’s favorite breakfast... luftwaffle
Sunday, 17-Nov-19 19:35:28 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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@mrmattimation Hey another Lou Costello fan :)
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Having one of the people at work scream at you at the top of their lungs that "The Mandalorian should have been a woman !!!" before I even had time to sit down, get myself a drink, and press the on button of my terminal.
I am very glad that the rest of the day went a lot smoother.Sunday, 17-Nov-19 15:45:15 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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@drinkingpony You gave them a savage crescent kick to the temple?
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@scribus No, I just stared at the person like a zoo exhibit untill she calmed down and then I asked if she knew how big a trebuchet needed to be if I wanted to sling some 120 odd kilograms into orbit.
I fully expected that to go over her head, and I was not dissapointed.
Now that is actually a lie, but I am sticking to it.Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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This is deserving of way more attention than it is getting https://youtu.be/PoUT910iTHE
It's an 8 minute long animation that has gotten a bunch of awards and junk. But I mostly want to see something like this being made into a full season.Saturday, 16-Nov-19 16:58:00 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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once my nintendo switch with pokemon sword arrives in the mail it's over for me mangoes
Saturday, 16-Nov-19 13:32:40 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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@drinkingpony apparently that's only the digital version of the game so no
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@tiff I am sorry to say that, no, it affects both the digital and the physical game releases ( physical being the Nintendo Switch Cartridges ). Most 'crashes' have seemingly occurred while the game attempted to quicksave, and it is currently under fan/hacker-dom invesigation what is going on. Currently it seems to point straight towards a well known issue with Ninendo Switch's Operating System in combination with using ExFat instead of Fat32 on your SDcard. ( which has been known for at least 15 months if you follow a certain GitHub trail )
I expect that Nintendo was hesistant to 'fix' this since it was more likely that hackers and homebrewers were near infinitely more likely to run into Fat32's [4 GB minus 2 bytes ] maximum individual file limit. Not to mention straight up pirates.
Regardless, it is a problem.Jonathan Chouinard likes this. -
@drinkingpony ok
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someone who identifies with a gender other than what they were assigned at birth, BUT they’re also an asshole. Transgressor.
Saturday, 16-Nov-19 01:38:31 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation Isn't that a good word for all of them since they've rebelled against the *flawless* sexual differentiation process that *definitely* doesn't produce intersex people?
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@thismightbeauser The previous message was sarcasm. Hopefully that was obvious.
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@thismightbeauser I did not even get it. I mean, if Sex A plus Sex B makes either Sex A or Sex B, then where did Sex C ever some from.
But if I add some Titania McGarth magic it is suddenly funny.
Poe's law is a apple.Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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Minute 37 and the cringe begins.
Friday, 15-Nov-19 18:47:08 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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@drinkingpony The MLP episode of The Toys That Made Us on Netflix. There was only a brief segment about the male demographic of MLP fans. It was a bit cringy. Could have been definitely be worse. I flinched only twice during that.
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@adiwan I think I flinched twice while reading your explanation. They put anything on Netflix these days don't they ?
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@adiwan Hooray, I wasn't in any of the stock footage they used!
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Ever wondered what it is like to be a boomer that does not know what the aspect ratio button on the TV actually does, but want to complain that all of the visual gags in the Simpsons get cut off ? Disney+ is a service that has your needs covered.
Friday, 15-Nov-19 21:52:08 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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If I got a dollar for every time I saw a graphical bug in Pokemon Sword, I could get some McDonalds right now.
Which would not be a problem normally, but I have not gotten my first pokemon yet.Thursday, 14-Nov-19 22:34:18 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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Pony Seinfeld or Pony Fraisier...
Hmm...
Baby I hear the blues are calling for salad and scrambled eggs.
I clearly have my preference there :)Thursday, 14-Nov-19 22:12:32 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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Wonder how long until my old high school gets shot up, and if Bruce Springsteen has written a song about that yet
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@scribus Why is it ohkay if Bruce does it but probably front-door-destroyingly bad if you write the song yourself ?
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@drinkingpony Because he's the Boss! And my song title alone wouldn't fly past the fruit filter, lol.
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@scribus Well, you are small fry, yes, but you just need a big hit to pop right through the filter and put your name out there.
Even the video game Hatred got through the filter. I mean, not like it should have the way it did, but, it did.Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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I want a AMD 3950X CPU
Thursday, 14-Nov-19 19:10:28 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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@adiwan I wanna know if there are double AM4 socket motherboards yet.
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@drinkingpony As far as I know only the server and expensive workstation CPUs have multi-socket motherboards.
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@adiwan Yeah, I know. But I still want it.
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People made a petition to present to the White House trying to stop the sales of Pokemon Sword and Shield ( http://rainbowdash.net/url/875318 )
Well, joke's on them. I'm already playing it.
It is a pokemon game alright, I can see why everyone is angry, I can also see why I am not that bothered by everything. Oh do not get me wrong, I would not mind to see GameFreak to go down in the ratings like a couple of big names before ( cough, Blizzard/Activision, cough, Bethesda, cough, Zynga ). I just know that I am going to be distracted by something shiny in less than 3 days.Thursday, 14-Nov-19 11:46:32 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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I just found the 'shadenfreude' of watching CNC Router Fail compilations on YouTube.
Ohkay so maybe the best material are the video's shared amongst friends on a Discord I am on but you have to agree things like http://rainbowdash.net/url/875317 are pretty damn amusing, and sometimes, like just after the 1 minute mark on that specific video, make me smile.Thursday, 14-Nov-19 10:32:03 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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Imagine having made a piece of software in 1995 and just finding out there was a website up until 2015 that sold it as part of a package deal. Aparently there were about 10 packages sold per week ( on average ) in the final 3 years.
I do not even really remember what it was. My best guess would be Pythagoras or Lobbing virtualisation in a bad ( but easily programmable in size though a TXT ) square pixel by pixel raster.Thursday, 14-Nov-19 10:18:57 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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I don't know why this church is in the middle of a forest http://rainbowdash.net/url/875316
Thursday, 14-Nov-19 07:29:07 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation If you disregard the clear building outlines behind the forest it kinda looks like a church near here.
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@mrmattimation The better to hide the fact that modern American Christianity is a death cult?
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Stuff I need to ask an actual German:
What is the difference between "Haferkleie" and "Haferflocken"Tuesday, 12-Nov-19 15:08:46 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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@drinkingpony So... Baby oil is made from babies?
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@adiwan Oh come on, we both played that flash game back in 1999 or something.
Google do not fail me now...
Well I hope google bumps uglies with a cactus, duckduckgo gave me the thing I wanted in one ( misspelled ) try http://rainbowdash.net/url/875310
Whow... 1356... that is a LOW number for newgrounds, that is for sure.Jonathan Chouinard likes this. -
@adiwan It's in the name isn't it ?
Is menthol powder made from menthol ?Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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Good news! Pinkie Pie is still the best one http://rainbowdash.net/url/875313
Wednesday, 13-Nov-19 16:25:18 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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@thelastgherkin MLP version of Seinfeld ? I like this way of thinking.
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@thelastgherkin so wait, is Pinkie Pie Jerry, or is she Kramer? I feel like she'd be Kramer.
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Wednesday, 13-Nov-19 03:35:18 UTC from web
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@mrmattimation Nice
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@mrmattimation Ey, grats man.
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Well, the post office lost my package. And they made sure to remind me it wasn't insured. Because I should have to pay extra for you to be basically accountable for your core job? Contacted the merchant for replacement.
Tuesday, 12-Nov-19 19:28:32 UTC from web-
@scribus I think that the standards for USPS employees are actually lower than just having a smuggler send you whatever you want on a Chinese freighter
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@mrmattimation Smuggler ? Wait, what. That took a turn.
"Yeah, ehmm, Mr Ranger Solo sir, Could you please get this package of legal computer components to my friend in California ? Why no, I do not object to haveing it being transported in between the cocaine and MDMA."
P.S. I do not know any Chinese Smuggler names, I do know that the Solo Star Wars Movie was renamed to Ranger Solo in China.Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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Oh thank the maker that my ISP fixed my woes right in time for the second sonic trailer.
... Well strangle me with butter and call me the cable guy... It does not suck http://rainbowdash.net/url/875311
I am pleasantly surprised.Tuesday, 12-Nov-19 22:48:59 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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I want to buy art from an artist (Joshua Wright https://joshuawrightart.bigcartel.com/ ) but always when I receive the Patreon notification email that his art is available it's already sold out.
Monday, 11-Nov-19 19:01:49 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.
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@adiwan Ferragus ? Histoire des treize ? What ? I am so confused.
I would google it if it did not take 10 minutes for the damn page to load.Jonathan Chouinard likes this. -
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@adiwan He has a NAME ?!?
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Well, I am pretty much not gonna do anything online with a pipe of 0.15M down and 0.01M up with a ping of strangely enough 14.
I would call my ISP but I am pretty sure they are sleeping.Tuesday, 12-Nov-19 01:31:05 UTC from web- Jonathan Chouinard likes this.