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1. rotation

   @ceruleanspark Wednesday. First qualifying.

   about 51 minutes ago from web
2. thelastgherkin

   The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog. http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkyr46qeuv1qcb5fko1_250.gif

   about 2 hours ago from web
3. thelastgherkin

   Hello absence line I would like to report an absence I am not coming in to work today because I am too chilled out

   about 3 hours ago from web in context
4. thelastgherkin

   @tenebarius It's not even out in England. :/

   about 3 hours ago from web in context
5. thelastgherkin

   @tenebarius Equestria Girls are kinda magical.

   about 3 hours ago from web in context
6. thelastgherkin

   Man tumblr is as slow as all get out.

   about 3 hours ago from web
7. thelastgherkin

   He's soooo pudgyyyyyy http://24.media.tumblr.com/2bcba9d95837cb3b70cd99caf56d3814/tumblr_mnayxes1Em1qejbiro1_1280.jpg

   about 3 hours ago from web
8. thelastgherkin

   LEGO Movie looking actually not bad http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lPnY2NjSjrg

   
   about 3 hours ago from web
9. thelastgherkin

   Fedora doggie still single http://25.media.tumblr.com/3c86f725ab1e35a59ca8ffa3d319e617/tumblr_mny7bkonO51qzkrjwo1_500.jpg

   about 3 hours ago from web
10. thelastgherkin

    Kitty embarrassed by public displays of affection http://24.media.tumblr.com/935bd926ae1d7d95c4627ad5428ae6f1/tumblr_mofut2wlP51qzb0mbo1_400.gif

    about 3 hours ago from web
11. rotation

    @thelastgherkin Wake up now.

    about 3 hours ago from web in context
12. rotation

    @broniebrown Are your men on the right pills? Maybe you should execute their trainer!

    about 3 hours ago from web in context
13. thelastgherkin

    It's Dr Hillary's birthday on GMTV this morning. They're playing "Dr Jones" by Aqua.

    about 3 hours ago from web in context
14. rotation

    @thelastgherkin Charge the lightning field!

    about 3 hours ago from web in context
15. thelastgherkin

    I followed Subversive Kawaii on tumblr because I wanted cute pixel pictures swearing, but half the time it's like "please don't say dumb because it's ableist" and "please don't say guys because it's male-as-default" and I didn't think those people actually existed.

    about 3 hours ago from web in context
16. thelastgherkin

    @rotation Open fire! Pchoo pchoo

    about 3 hours ago from web in context
17. thelastgherkin

    @scribus Every time you clap your hands you kill thousands of spores that'll some day form a nutritious fungus.

    about 3 hours ago from web in context
18. rotation

    What do you mean, "Flash Gordon approaching?"

    about 4 hours ago from web in context
19. thelastgherkin

    That's nature's pocket.

    about 4 hours ago from web in context
20. rotation

    @scribus This is true. I'm young and have a car, and the insurance costs more per year than the car is worth. Even with my '5 years, no accidents'. This is probably because I live in one of the worst areas of the UK, but still, it's ridiculous.

    about 4 hours ago from web in context
21. thelastgherkin

    PREPARE TO FACE RUINATION

    about 12 hours ago from web in context
22. thelastgherkin

    BUILD GIANT ROBOT

    about 12 hours ago from web in context
23. flamingpandaomg

    Twalaght Spahrkulz Baloown

    about 13 hours ago from web in context Redashed by thelastgherkin
24. thelastgherkin

    @meloetta He is close to the bed.

    about 12 hours ago from web in context
25. thelastgherkin

    @meloetta No, he has different skills from a short career.

    about 13 hours ago from web in context
26. thelastgherkin

    @meloetta I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have is a friend with a very particular set of skills; skills acquired over a very long career.

    about 13 hours ago from web in context
27. thelastgherkin

    @rotation But we'll serve anyone, meaning anyone, and to anyone at all!

    about 13 hours ago from web in context
28. thelastgherkin

    @meloetta I'm calling the police.

    about 13 hours ago from web in context
29. rotation

    @thelastgherkin But you still cannae fling pieces out a twenty storey flat.

    about 13 hours ago from web in context
30. thelastgherkin

    @meloetta I'm changing my phone number.

    about 13 hours ago from web in context