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  1. My only comfort is that the perverted infant Baby Sinclair from ABC’s Dinosaurs, sits rotting in a sunless jail cell, chained to the wall where he belongs. May he never see the light of day again

    about an hour ago from web
  2. Anyway, this cake is great. It's so delicious and moist.

    about 12 hours ago from web
    • Happy birthday @scribus! http://rainbowdash.net/url/859919

      about a day ago from web
    • http://rainbowdash.net/url/859917

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      • . http://rainbowdash.net/url/859907

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      • Holy crap. Nintendo will release the SNES Classic mini with Starfox 2. https://twitter.com/NintendoAmerica/status/879369032947847168/photo/1 !vgp

        about 2 days ago from web
      • Who is Big Gay

        about 3 days ago from web
        • I had a dream that Twilight Sparkle was invited to a political conference to give a talk about friendship but she didn't want to go so instead of a speech she sang a song that inspired everyone to becoming anarchist protesters so she could hide in her expensive hotel room and watch loud porn on her laptop

          about 3 days ago from web
          • I don't want to sound racist, but bronies are becoming a minority on their own social network

            about 3 days ago from web
          • So basically, Bronysquare and Ponysquare are closing down because the brony fandom is more-or-less dead, and even though the show still has fans, there just aren't that many legitimate bronies anymore.

            You know what that means? Being a brony is cool again guys, break out the plushies and the unsettling cosplays!

            about 4 days ago from web
          • I certainly hope I'm cooked properly, because I am teeming with parasites

            about 6 days ago from web
          • You: totes mcgroats
            Me, an intellectual: totally mcgroatally

            about 6 days ago from web
            • Has My Little Pony ever had a magician named Hay Presto

              about 7 days ago from web
            • Chip vs Dale

              about 7 days ago from web
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              • @thelastgherkin Close. Rescue Rangers is called here "Chip und Chap - Die Ritter des Rechts" (Chip and Chap - The Knights of Justice).

                about 7 days ago in context
              • @adiwan That seems... evocative

                about 7 days ago in context
              • @thelastgherkin I guess since it's a show for children and they know no English the title "Rescue Rangers" had to be changed (also for the R/R logo). There is not really a snappy and alliterative alternative in German for that. There are a ton of Disney characters that had also their names changed for lesser reasons. Scrooge McDuck is here "Dagobert Duck". Launchpad McQuack is simply just "Quack" (sometimes with the addition of "der Bruchpilot (the crash pilot)). But the show is also called here "DuckTales"... Localization! A weird world of wacky words.

                about 7 days ago in context
            • Has anyone ever effed without blinding or vice versa

              about 7 days ago from web
              • Howdy neighbour it's a hot one tod-- (spontaneously combusts)

                about 7 days ago from web
              • Take off all your preppy clothes

                about 8 days ago from web
                • You: Happy Father's Day
                  Me, an intellectual: daddy

                  about 10 days ago from web
                  • Last night in D&D I kept using my Deck of Illusions inappropriately, at one point conjuring up a Hill Giant that I named Biggo. But since we then had to climb a mountain range, as soon as Biggo got 120ft away he dispelled. I turned back and whispered "I love you", and he grumbled "Supermaaaaaan..." It was both sadder and funnier than the end of the Iron Giant.

                    about 11 days ago from web
                    • @thelastgherkin jesus FrankerZing christ dude

                      about 10 days ago in context
                    • @thelastgherkin Our wizard used the Deck of Illusions to cast an illusion (a beholder) on the Lightning Rail tracks (a magical train that hovers in the air and is hold up by magic stones in the ground that shoot lightning) in order to stop the train because the tracks were supposedly manipulated by a Sherlock Holmes type detective gone full Moriarty. However the breaks were manipulated instead and thus the train was unable to stop and ran over the beholder illusion. We used a fly spell to get on the train and our sorcerer blasted a level 5 scorching ray and killed the lightning elemental in one round (5 individual attacks, two were crit with almost max damage rolls, and the rest were also high damage rolls). The train "rolled" safely into the train station with a huge melted whole in the front.

                      about 10 days ago in context
                  • Eat at Joe's

                    about 12 days ago from web
                    • I dreamed of a Mario game where you had to decide which Mario characters would board in which hotels while on holiday and whichever one had Waluigi would kick him out after he wrecked up the place

                      about 13 days ago from web
                      • http://pny.lv/1m9t3 this is a copy of the first animated gif ever uploaded to the internet.

                        about 13 days ago from web
                      • There's more to being a good person than just having a stereo television

                        about 15 days ago from web
                        • Way back when I was just a little bitty boy living in a box under the stairs in the corner of the basement of the house half a block down the street from Jerry's Bait Shop - you know the place - well anyway, back then life was going swell and everything was just PEACHY! Except, of course, for the undeniable fact that every single morning, my mother would make me a big bowl of sauerkraut for breakfast. BIG BOWL OF SAUERKRAUT! EVERY SINGLE MORNING! It was driving me crazy! I said to my mom, I said, "Hey mom, what's with all the sauerkraut?" And my dear, sweet mother - she just looked at my like a cow looks at an oncoming train, and she leaned right down next to me and she said "IT'S GOOD FOR YOU!!" And then she tied me to the wall and stuck a funnel in my mouth and force fed me nothing but sauerkraut until I was twenty six and a half years old. That's when I swore that someday - someday I would get outta that basement and travel to a magical, far away place where the sun is always shin

                          about 16 days ago from web
                        • My brain, desperately searching for a batcavepost: Spyro T Agnew the Dragon

                          about 17 days ago from web
                          • There are seven types of urine

                            about 18 days ago from web
                          • RIP Adam West :(

                            about 18 days ago from web
                            • Just said "Princess Toadstool." I am old. !vgp

                              about 19 days ago from web
                            • What's this new Boner Law I'm hearing bandied about

                              about 20 days ago from web
                              • Wait, what? There's a new Bubsy game coming out??

                                about 20 days ago from web