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Can someone find me the time where Adam wrote Derpy Hooves into the final chapter of Of Mice and Men
Thursday, 04-Jul-13 22:31:15 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin This is actually funnier now.
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@ceruleanspark "Tagged: I'm so sorry John Steinbeck"
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@redenchilada “No,” said Dash. “No, Derpy. I ain’t mad. I never been mad, an’ I ain’t now. That’s a thing I want ya to know.”
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The Stanley Parable has an achievement called "Go outside", the terms of which are "Don't play The Stanley Parable for five years."
Thursday, 24-Oct-13 18:39:48 UTC from web -
@equestriacivildefense I think its on a site called doll divine, if you just Google pony maker or fan made pony generator or somethung it should be there. Its probably the second one since the first is hasbros official one, which isn't very useful.
Thursday, 24-Oct-13 18:13:34 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark oh those from hasbro as well? Good to know.
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@awlderpy Beast hunters was good until bumble bee dies!
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@ceruleanspark your points have been made well.
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Come on barbie let's go party
Thursday, 24-Oct-13 18:06:38 UTC from web-
@rotation good old fashioned Euro cheese
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@rarity If you want. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvjLgjtJKsc
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@rotation yessss
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Now the wheel has turned around. Jean Valjean is nothing now.
Thursday, 24-Oct-13 14:36:54 UTC from web-
@equestriacivildefense Don't mind him, he's gone LesMis on us, that's all.
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@ceruleanspark Ok!
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@ceruleanspark You know nothing of JAVERT. I was born inside a jail. I was born with Scum Like YOU. I am from the gutter toooooo.
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Sure is warm here for 'winter'.
Thursday, 24-Oct-13 11:08:48 UTC from web-
@rotation By the way love the car on your picture, bro!
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@equestriacivildefense Edinburgh is in the East of Britain.
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@equestriacivildefense Unfortunately, it's not my car.
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Thursday, 24-Oct-13 13:58:29 UTC from web
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@minti \u2665
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hello RDN! how is everyone today/night
Thursday, 24-Oct-13 08:12:58 UTC from web-
@rotation Ah, I see. Learner and Provisional licences are separate here. So it goes L > P > full licence. The provisional test contains the actual drive test part.
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@ceruleanspark The main parts are that I must indicate on my car that I am a learner driver; must be accompanied by a fully licenced driver at all times when driving (and I think I can't have other passengers); must have no alcohol in my system; mustn't tow anything; mustn't use my phone on the road (but that's a given to everybody); and of course I must be driving a registered vehicle. When I get my provisionals I get a bit more leeway (biggest being that I would be able to drive on my own).
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@coffeecream Ah, that's basically equivelant to our Provisional License. We just don't that intermediary step.
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@vt3c That won't motivate Honda to make decent cars again.
Saturday, 19-Oct-13 22:24:22 UTC from web-
@vt3c Here's something that might scare you
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Saturday, 19-Oct-13 22:17:25 UTC from web
- William repeated this.
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Thursday, 17-Oct-13 20:27:55 UTC from web
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if you're reading this, I hate you.
Saturday, 28-Sep-13 18:37:33 UTC from web-
@rarity where did i go wrong
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@rarity ;__;
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@ceruleanspark WAIT NO NOT YOU
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You want to move the world, start with your body.
Saturday, 28-Sep-13 11:19:21 UTC from web -
How come you never see Mitsubishi Lancers and Subaru Imprezas any more?
Friday, 27-Sep-13 16:50:16 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark What was it replaced by? I've seen new at the dealerships over here.
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@rotation Did you just call my car FrankerZ?
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@ceruleanspark You drive a Focus ST?
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@thelastgherkin alternatively, show me better things to buy.
Friday, 27-Sep-13 09:20:45 UTC from web -
I really have spent too much this month. Can somebody come round and slap me?
Friday, 27-Sep-13 08:53:19 UTC from web-
@rotation I would, but that would be hypocritical.
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@thelastgherkin Do it anyway.
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I must go, so I shall leave you with the 1980s. #NSFW though. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSv3PNBHCBM
Tuesday, 24-Sep-13 22:13:25 UTC from web -
Are all 'smartphones' still awful?
Tuesday, 24-Sep-13 21:45:33 UTC from web-
@rotation I really like my LG Optimus Elite. The only issue I have with the phone in general is that it's old, so it's pretty much stagnant in terms of updates.
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@flamingpandaomg I don't have any issue with updates, but my phone's decided that three years is just far too long to live and bits of it have stopped working. So, I'm trying to decide whether it's worth spending stupid levels of money on a new one, or just buying a Nokia 3210.
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@rotation The Nokia will never let you down
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In this thread, @rotation kills a man.
Tuesday, 17-Sep-13 20:36:48 UTC from web-
@rotation Oh dear goodness me, I'd better hide.
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@thelastgherkin Who wants to live forever?
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@rotation Well, let's hope Earflaps didn't.
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@rikka You cannot kill an admin. It would be like trying to kill a thunderstorm.
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@yodelerty The one who kills a mod shall become the new mod in his place. Like Santa Claus
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@ceruleanspark we could try seeding the glow cloud?
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@ceruleanspark You have clearly never seen Sharknado.
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"3 Steps to get better friends" Wow, thanks spam email.
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@colfax Hehe, Boner Moyo.
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@bitshift Hey now, the poor guy is stuck in a martian zoo with a ruptured uterus, don't go making fun of him.
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@ceruleanspark The best gift is always a watches.
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I still don't know whether to buy a new, flashy phone or a Nokia 3210.
Monday, 16-Sep-13 11:11:57 UTC from web -
@anarchycarcino in Cannock?
Monday, 16-Sep-13 09:42:53 UTC from web-
@anarchycarcino When?
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@rotation Please place all metal objects in the container.
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@anarchycarcino 105.7 in the east, 106.1 in the West.
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@anarchycarcino Didn't realise you hailed from Wolverhampton.
Monday, 16-Sep-13 09:34:04 UTC from web-
@rotation I'm from the Bronx.
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Oh yeah, I got a row yesterday for doing dishes.
Monday, 16-Sep-13 09:26:39 UTC from web-
@rotation Rowtation.
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terriblerealestateagentphotos.tumblr.com/ is a site that makes me laugh a bit too much. It's got some #nsfw language though.
Monday, 16-Sep-13 08:44:51 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin If I did, it would be titled 'Estate Agents are papayasing cherries and they can't take photos to justify their ridiculous salaries'
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@rotation http://terriblerealestateagentphotos.tumblr.com/post/54362069935 that one specifically made me laugh out loud
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@rotation I had a feeling it might.
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Never a bad time for this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KqRPOEa3P44
Monday, 16-Sep-13 07:04:33 UTC from web-
@rotation The look on that lady.
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!londonbronies oh oh oh anypony live in the south west of london
Sunday, 15-Sep-13 20:32:46 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark I'm on the northern border pretty much. And I'll be commuting to uni this year, at least initially.
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@ecmc Completely wrong on my part then
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@sarahrainboom i am in elephant and castle area - not sure if thats the right area
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Ever see someone's bumper sticker and decide it would be really satisfying to drive a 42 ton vehicle up their tailpipe at full steam?
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@scribus honk 4 al gore
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All I want out of today is pizza, streams, and someone to cuddle. And I only have one of those things
Sunday, 15-Sep-13 18:01:25 UTC from web