Notices by Matthew Broderick (mibthebrony), page 2
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@greydragon412 I never actually saw this notice, so sorry for the #latereply, but I'm from England. If that's not specific enough, then southwest London.
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Either way, I'm off for lunch and then to the cinema I go. Cheerio, RDN!
Friday, 31-Aug-12 12:13:43 UTC from web -
@scribble Well, me, @flaredancer and @thelastgherkin have all been in a pun war for the past hour. Just like the race between the silk worms, it's ended in a tie.
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@thelastgherkin Then well played, good sir *hoofshake*
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@cajunbrony23 Sounds good! Hope school's not too boring today.
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@thelastgherkin Also, I need to go in 10 minutes, so are we calling it, like the duel between artists, a draw, or are we continuing later?
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@cajunbrony23 Yeah, got anything exciting planned for your weekend or is it just relaxing for you?
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@scribble Afternoon!
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@cajunbrony23 *pokes back* hello :D
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@flaredancer No problem :D
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@thelastgherkin @flaredancer All doctors should be musicians, they know enough about umbilical chords.
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@thelastgherkin @flaredancer I lost my entire left side in a hunting accident. It was difficult at first, but I'm all right now.
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@thelastgherkin @flaredancer What's the best way to carve wood? Whittle by whittle.
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@redenchilada Not long enough.
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@mibthebrony Actually, over an hour now
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@redenchilada Over half an hour.
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@flaredancer @thelastgherkin A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink, then goes to pay, but the bartender says "for you, no charge"
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@flaredancer @thelastgherkin My pony has a sore throat. It sounds a little hoarse.
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@thelastgherkin @flaredancer What did the elder chimney say to the younger? You're too young to smoke.
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@thelastgherkin Did you hear about the man with flowers on his face? He was trying to grow tulips.
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@flaredancer @thelastgherkin What do storm clouds wear under their trousers? Thunderpants.
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@thelastgherkin @flaredancer Why did the cookie go to hospital? Because he felt crummy.
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@thelastgherkin @flaredancer Why was the biscuit unhappy? Because his mother was a wafer so long.
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@thelastgherkin @flaredancer Did you hear about the talkative biscuit? He had no friends because he kept waffling on.
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@flaredancer @thelastgherkin Why was the toast in such a good mood? Looks like someone had buttered him up.
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@flaredancer @thelastgherkin Did you hear about the optician who fell into a meat grinder? It was quite the spectacle.
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@thelastgherkin @flaredancer What do ghosts write in at school? Exorcise Books.
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@flaredancer @thelastgherkin I cooked some eggs the other day and they tasted good. Looks like I did it the white way.
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@flaredancer @thelastgherkin What do you call a nosy pepper? Jalapeno business.
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@thelastgherkin @flaredancer My parrot has anger issues. I put him down on the doorknob to calm down. Needless to say, he flew off the handle.
