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  1. What if, instead of legs, you're dog has wing, the bigger the dog the bigger the wings

    Thursday, 17-Jul-14 19:24:46 UTC from web
    • Dead humour isn't everbody's cup of liquidized dead baby

      Thursday, 17-Jul-14 19:11:39 UTC from web
    • What if lions yodeled instead of roared. I mean you can hear a lions roar from 8 kilometers away, so just imagine hearing a faint yodeling in the middle of the african savannah

      Thursday, 17-Jul-14 18:56:20 UTC from web
    • What if car horns are just cars' g-spots and theor honks are actually screams of pleasure?

      Thursday, 17-Jul-14 18:10:21 UTC from web
    • y'all need jesus

      Thursday, 17-Jul-14 18:19:10 UTC from web
    • Without nipples, boobs would just be butt cheeks that don't poop

      Thursday, 17-Jul-14 18:13:52 UTC from web
    • imagine if every single person in the world simultaneously said 'mayonaise'

      Thursday, 17-Jul-14 18:12:28 UTC from web
      • Pumpkin Party in Sea Hitler's Water Apocalypse

        Thursday, 17-Jul-14 15:10:06 UTC from web
        • Fish don't swim, they fly through the "air" on water

          Thursday, 17-Jul-14 09:42:58 UTC from web
        • Good night!

          Thursday, 17-Jul-14 10:02:34 UTC from web
        • I wonder if eventually you get used to being worthless.

          Thursday, 17-Jul-14 07:42:50 UTC from web
          • @zeldatra The job market would have us believing we're useless, but I think of my brother-in-law who was unemployed for over a year and kept busy as an odd job man around the neighborhood for financial support. I think ultimately we have to lift where we stand.

            Thursday, 17-Jul-14 07:48:46 UTC in context
        • Gotta sleep.

          Thursday, 17-Jul-14 07:15:11 UTC from web
        • @ellie Yeah. I think many of us have been there.

          Thursday, 17-Jul-14 07:14:28 UTC from web
        • @ellie sweet!

          Thursday, 17-Jul-14 07:09:06 UTC from web
        • Imagine if water is actually just a layer of "wetness" this layer of air have another form of gravity, and because of that change of gravity fish can ("fly") through the "wetness" layer, in the layer there is such a small amount of the air that we breathe so we suffocate

          Wednesday, 16-Jul-14 23:01:22 UTC from web
        • @c Clouds is just air being a transport system for water

          Wednesday, 16-Jul-14 23:01:56 UTC from web
        • https://twitter.com/DennysDiner/status/489418044725530626 omfg

          Wednesday, 16-Jul-14 19:20:43 UTC from web
        • Some easy night reading: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Introduction_to_quantum_mechanics

          Wednesday, 16-Jul-14 19:20:46 UTC from web
          • I am terrible with names

            Wednesday, 16-Jul-14 19:11:55 UTC from web
          • sneezes

            Wednesday, 16-Jul-14 19:03:39 UTC from web
          • Meeting you is like making a switch to polar coordinates: complex and imaginary things are given a magnitude and a direction.

            Wednesday, 16-Jul-14 19:04:15 UTC from web
            • No, that's not a Logitech MX-100 in my pants, but thanks for noticing.

              Wednesday, 16-Jul-14 18:57:07 UTC from web
              • @c We should all do the flob

                Wednesday, 16-Jul-14 18:54:17 UTC from web
                • Pumpkin Party in Sea Hitler's Water Apocalypse

                  Wednesday, 16-Jul-14 18:36:38 UTC from web
                  • @randomwonderbolt not what ross told me

                    Wednesday, 16-Jul-14 18:20:45 UTC from web
                  • @mushi what a great day getting back on right? Happy Birthday you sexy thing

                    Wednesday, 16-Jul-14 18:19:58 UTC from web
                    • Do you smith Valyrian steel? Because you just gave me one of the hardest swords in the land.

                      Wednesday, 16-Jul-14 18:19:04 UTC from web
                    • !3DS Heres my friends code btw: 0318 - 8212 - 4490

                      Wednesday, 16-Jul-14 18:07:55 UTC from web
                    • He was into weird papayas

                      Wednesday, 16-Jul-14 18:02:22 UTC from MuSTArDroid
                    • It's been a while since I was last here, new design and all, it looks great!
                      Oh well hi!

                      Wednesday, 16-Jul-14 16:04:28 UTC from web