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  1. I'm sorry, I don't know what I'm saying. I'll kill you! Gimme a burger!

    Monday, 15-May-17 20:52:39 UTC from web
    • If you take your burgers from me, I will murder you and your mouthy wife.

      Monday, 15-May-17 20:52:00 UTC from web
      • white male holy genocide

        Saturday, 13-May-17 23:05:14 UTC from web
      • He's in his own home! Hostage is a bit much

        Thursday, 11-May-17 20:47:30 UTC from web
        • Should the FAQ have a wiki for our garbage and memes?

          Thursday, 11-May-17 18:23:51 UTC from web
        • http://pny.lv/1j017

          Thursday, 11-May-17 18:43:45 UTC from web
          • if you're still there, ihatemangos95 or whatever: i miss you, dad

            Tuesday, 09-May-17 21:44:08 UTC from web
          • I missed one.

            Tuesday, 09-May-17 21:36:46 UTC from web
          • it's funny because that racist shtick made him fit in even better

            Tuesday, 09-May-17 21:26:36 UTC from web
          • And now I close my eBay tab because I am getting into a fight over this Bomberman cartridge. !vgp

            Friday, 05-May-17 00:05:36 UTC from web
            • Robot Unicorn Attack 3 (Forever) is a thing on mobile fyi. !vgp

              Monday, 01-May-17 16:21:30 UTC from MuSTArDroid
              • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COaOCuv0yWA Forza is a serious racing simulator

                Wednesday, 26-Apr-17 17:40:42 UTC from web
                • Probably a good thing for my data and battery that I can't immediately find Micropolis for Android. !vgp

                  Tuesday, 25-Apr-17 13:56:49 UTC from web
                  • I don't think I will ever be happy

                    Saturday, 22-Apr-17 15:01:06 UTC from MuSTArDroid
                  • Does everyone's gmail get ads for dating mature women or am I just that easy to figure out

                    Saturday, 22-Apr-17 09:53:50 UTC from MuSTArDroid
                  • http://i.imgur.com/Z2JrqsJ.jpg Only he can save us now.

                    Thursday, 20-Apr-17 17:38:29 UTC from web
                    • If you can vote in the UK election and plan to vote for Teresa May, you are a bad person and need to leave my website.

                      Tuesday, 18-Apr-17 18:11:38 UTC from web
                      • Really waiting to see if RetroBlox goes vaporware !vgp

                        Tuesday, 18-Apr-17 02:58:51 UTC from web
                      • Tbh I'm shocked there wasn't already a mass murderer named the Facebook Killer.

                        Monday, 17-Apr-17 13:39:59 UTC from web
                      • by which I mean pedophiles, Literal Murderers, and the French

                        Monday, 17-Apr-17 13:17:40 UTC from web
                      • Don't forget we had that mafia guy and his allegedly extant babby

                        Monday, 17-Apr-17 13:22:31 UTC from web
                        • Also I'm fairly certain that this instance actually has the most restrictive conduct rules of any instance in the federation. Which is why there are only like 4 people on it.

                          Monday, 17-Apr-17 13:15:33 UTC from web
                        • Though looking around we are tagged (Negatively) as a "Free Speech Zone" on one instance (Which is some kind of "we're calling you nazis without using the word nazi" dogwhistle) and as "Oppressive grapeposters" on another. (Which is a surprise. I didn't think we had the volume to do anything oppressively)

                          Monday, 17-Apr-17 13:13:26 UTC from web
                          • Wait, this isn't an instance for Nazis? I've been hoarding all these swastikas for nothing!

                            Monday, 17-Apr-17 13:11:27 UTC from web
                            • Mega Man games are a FrankerZ !vgp

                              Thursday, 13-Apr-17 04:14:12 UTC from web
                            • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6C7zBD6g4mY

                              Tuesday, 11-Apr-17 17:28:48 UTC from web
                              • But since it's a you, it'll be more of a "Moderately satisfying ending"

                                Tuesday, 11-Apr-17 14:04:21 UTC from web
                                • "I never thought I'd say "Less Teeth" on a handjob"

                                  Tuesday, 11-Apr-17 14:03:34 UTC from web
                                  • Why not give it a try and if you hate it I'll stop

                                    Monday, 10-Apr-17 21:55:58 UTC from web
                                  • My mum just went into graphic detail about the sex lives of two of the elderly residents at work

                                    Monday, 10-Apr-17 19:07:59 UTC from web