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  1. Watching classic Futurama, this quote has aged well: "Listen here, missy. Computers may be twice as fast as they were in 1973, but your average voter is as drunk and stupid as ever. The only thing that's different is me: I've become bitter, and, let's face it, crazy over the years. And once I'm swept into office, I'll sell our children's organs to zoos for meat, and I'll go into people's houses at night and wreck up the place. Muahahaha!"

    about 21 days ago from web
  2. Plus it has a song about stabbing someone in the eye. What's not to love?

    about 21 days ago from web
    • the Goats have a new album coming out in April and honestly the most surprising thing to me about it being based on Dungeons & Dragons is that they didn't do it sooner https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=987MTbOl0mc

      about 21 days ago from web
    • thinking about that time @ceruleanspark recommended me the Mountain Goats' The Sunset Tree on a whim and it turned out to be the exact album I needed to get me through my troubled youth. I love music

      about 21 days ago from web
    • !vgp 2019 like http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/873738

      about a month ago from web
    • God help me but sometimes I miss Homestuck

      about a month ago from web
    • Like god, I'm sure some of you wonder if I'm still here. I am! I even fix this thing when it falls apart still.

      about a month ago from web
    • Dont forget to redownload any wiiware games you want to keep, cause the store is closing on January 30 this year. !vgp

      about 2 months ago from web
    • Man, I seem to have mislaid half a dozen NES cartridges.... !vgp

      about 3 months ago from web
    • Welcome to RDN, where you still can’t post Potato Knishes, but you can guarantee your account deletion will be driven by good old 100% human spite

      about 3 months ago from web
      • Merry early Festivus to me !vgp https://tinyurl.com/CreepyBrawlersNES

        about 3 months ago from web
        • @ceruleanspark Thoughts on fallout 76?

          about 3 months ago from web
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          • @nerthos There are AI enemies, just no NPC humans. It's kind of a man vs. nature sort of thing in that every AI that you DO encounter is usually a wild animal (or a busted robot). There's the usual stuff, there are feral ghouls, super mutants, robots, deathclaws, mole rats, etc. etc., but then there's also some new ones. Scorched are ghouls that are in between feralism and still having some semblance of brain activity, so they don't communicate verbally but they can use guns. Mole Miners hang out in the coal mines and I THINK they're people that have gone mad? I'm not sure, the game's really ambiguous about what they actually are, and you can't see what's underneath their masks. Scorched Beasts are, uh, really buff dragons. The closest thing I've seen to an actual NPC is a supercomputer who reads poetry to you, and I want to put her AI into a synth body and marry her.

            about 3 months ago in context
          • @mrmattimation TFW you'll need to wait 150 years for your robowaifu

            about 3 months ago in context
          • @nerthos I am not saving my virtue for the wedding night.

            about 3 months ago in context
        • OK so like I was all balls deep into Sabrina as a kid, but yeah man I'm still up into my witches, grapees!

          about 3 months ago from web
        • After years of running this place, I thought I’d seen every way a Linux machine could collapse, but once again, my work has shown me another level of “how did this even happen”. I have a machine at work which is suddenly incapable of any function involving cryptography, including but not limited to: allowing SSH access and serving pages over HTTPS

          about 3 months ago from web
        • Wow that's a real blast from the past. Someone is once again, trying to break into my Minecraft account

          about 3 months ago from web
          • http://captainsnoop.tumblr.com/post/179261153185 I'm sure this will trigger at least one of you

            about 3 months ago from web
            • I'm waiting for Fibonacci Nut February.

              about 4 months ago from web
            • Remember when this place was popular enough for random mothers to threaten to sue me over it? Good times.

              about 4 months ago from web
            • Choosing furniture is agony.

              about 4 months ago from web
            • Remember @scoot ? It's his birthday

              about 4 months ago from web
              • I bear an old name. It cannot be killed.

                about 4 months ago from web
                • Dangerously close to spending money https://www.polymega.com/product/polymega-base-unit/

                  about 6 months ago from web
                • Also, since it's been a while, DEATH TO AMERICA etc

                  about 6 months ago from web
                • so this cartoon opens on a very long zoom-out and i keep finding myself tempted to animate absolutely every member of the crowd. (Largest crowd scene I've ever done)

                  about 6 months ago from web
                • i think my roommate is gay but i don’t think he trusts me enough to let me know. should i bring that up eventually or just leave it be, because i don’t want him to like suppress something about himself around me because he thinks he’d make me uncomfortable (he wouldn’t)

                  about 6 months ago from web
                • Final Space is worth watching if you've got netflix, incidentally.

                  about 6 months ago from web
                • Does Rainbow Six Siege require some kind of "Dickloaf Certificate" before you're allowed to use voice? Because I swear to god, these people...

                  about 6 months ago from web
                  • Why didn't Thanos just double the amount of resources in the universe?

                    about 6 months ago from web
                  • Bought the Genesis Flashback last night. Tonight I intend on returning it to the store. !vgp

                    about 7 months ago from web
                  • Brock: I mango boys. I cherry white, white boys.

                    about 7 months ago from web