Notices by Zenneth (zennx), page 58
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Fluffle Puff it's almost 7am, I'm going to bed, got a 2h drive tommorow
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@m14brony yeah, against unarmed targets, I could open a FrankerZing museum just for bladed weapons
ever seen someone detach someone's retinas with a pommel bash to the eye socket?
I can do that grape
I barely hurts, but people freak out every grapeing time "OH NOES, I'M GOING BLIND, HALP, HALP!" or something like that.
Serial killers are predatory hunters, they go after the weak first, and I can be a lot of things, but weak isn't one of them... not anymore -
@m14brony 17 years of martial arts and weapons training says: Bring it you old fart
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@m14brony "The Zodiac Killer is a mangoy and doesn't know jack aboutkilling" Zenn 2016
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@m14brony people who say that have never been face to face with a rain deer who thinks you are a threat to their newborn calf
THEY HAVE JAGGED HOOKS ON THEIR HEADS FFS
Do humans have jagged hooks?
Do they have hooves that can cave your skull in, just by walking over it?
Do they have thick fur that prevents you from defending yourself with a knife?
Humans are grape prey, they can't even navigate by smell
You place a human in the woods and startle it the appleer hides behind the nearest tree, kuz they are too afraid to move further.
Fish in a barrel (without water) are harder to kill -
so, if you have any intention of getting married here's my personal piece of advice:
If your mother-in-law to be acts in anyway like this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJg1zRgkbno you have 2 choices:
1- Press the Eject button
2- Make sure you stay AT LEAST a full continent away from her, so you only have to see her once every 3 years
[gritting teeth] In completely related news, guess who's going to be here for Easter[/gritting teeth]
Friday, 04-Mar-16 05:20:13 UTC from web -
@mrmattimation Comic version, he has the hat
Speaking of Pets
Rocket Racoon has Groot as a summon skill -
OMG, You can have Howard the Duck as a Pet in Marvel Heroes
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Question, does anyone else think The Last Unicorn was banana?
Friday, 04-Mar-16 01:53:51 UTC from web -
@mario32112 Throughout the years I've come to realize that bronies (and in the same way Furries) are like the Geth in Mass Effect.
one their own harmless, in large number terrifying DX -
@mrmattimation trying to be the superior man in all caps only makes you look smaller
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@mario32112 Make Friends yes, In your town, that'll be harder dude, you'll rarely find someone who lives near you online, what with the world-wide part of the WWW.
Still welcome, have a cookie.
*gives cookie*
They don't have poison... don't drink the kool-aid tho, it's not poisoned either, it's just been sitting there since I 1st joined 4 years ago, nobody ever touched it... -
@mrmattimation Very VERY late term aborter, Frisk is what 5?
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The new Ninja Sex Party Album is on Spoofy
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@mrmattimation you're both too far gone and not there yet at the same time at the same time
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@m14brony the thing about life is that EVERYTHING can be arousing to someone.
One day you'll be walking around the street then *splat* you step on dog poo, little do you know that tiny asian lady (or man, it was hard to notice what with her/him having her/his back turned) would have totally banged you right there and then. -
@mushi She's mine you slut!
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@scoot oh, right, you have layers and stuff, my bad, been working too long on a single program I kinda forgot elsewhere things don't suck so bad
I'm forced by my school's stupid program to work with Microsoft Visual studio, it's HORRID, you try to do something in C, it works, you load it again 3 hours later and it goes through a magical equation that involves the current phase of the moon, the time of day and how many Kingdom Hearts Speedrunners are on Twitch at the time, and sometimes (most of the time) even so it refuses to load the damn code properly.
I lost a trimester's worth of work last year kuz for some reason the damned thing decided to change the class load order and prevent me from undoing it.
And to make matters worse the compression is HORRID, the same code compiled in gcc (linux) is about 3mb (code + app) while on MVS it's above 700mb -
@mrmattimation Reading back what I posted... yeah I sounded like a dick, sorry.
But still it's the only thing that can prevent that from helping again.
and it has more advantages, loading up an older version can help you see "when x-feature started kiwiing up"
again, wasn't trying to be an ass, sorry :( -
@scoot I'm going to tell you the same thing @mrmattimation
Keep a blacklog of saves, save every workday on a new file
Basic work ethic will save you MANY headaches -
@mrdee why are you eating processed meat when you have a stomach bug
Eat some white meat fool, get some tuna, or grilled Chicken -
@mrmattimation https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P99bYXNBAhQ
By the power invested in me by me being a totes awesome god, you are forgiven
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@bobo Polyamory is an abomination, it's Polyphilia or Multiamoria
Pick ONE dead language and STICK WITH IT
