Replies to adiwan, page 86
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@adiwan Yeah, this episode was terrible.
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@adiwan It's a reasonable way to say "Fluffle Puff you" to them. Sadly, the bank of Austria offered to replace the bills.
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@adiwan Then it was a righteous slaying. Our minotaur was an honourable warrior.
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@adiwan Then again, if it serves as some form of excuse, we were like level 3 at the time and weren't sure we could survive a fight with a thing that size, much less carry on for an obvious dungeon crawl with a boss at the end after that.
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@adiwan We once had a chained minotaur guarding a passage that requested a duel to decide if he would let us pass into the caves. We cut off his arms while still chained and bashed his head in with a big stick of solid diamond. Without accepting the duel of course. It was a regrettable moment of violent excitement.
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@adiwan It usually went pretty well as I convinced the elf to shut up when near people, the bard would be the embodiment of refinement, and the warrior would spend his downtime helping people in need. It only went so wrong because the warrior felt guilty and that damn elf had to open his mouth.
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@adiwan You're a ranger. You can do it without them noticing.
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@adiwan Oh. Guess you'll have to capture the squirrels the hard way.
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@adiwan I once played a demon sorcerer in a group that had a highborn proper lady female bard, a werewolf warrior who had a compulsive need to tell the truth and do good deeds, and a drunk and completely profane elven blade dancer. I managed to convince the lord of the city we were in that the elf wouldn't talk due to a monastic vow as the lord had an admiration for elves, thus avoiding disaster. Then they sent us on a mission and we annihilated a group of bandits, things went out of hand and the bladedancer ended up urinating on the beheaded bandits. Later we found out there was a city guard in disguise among the deceased, and the warrior had to go and tell it in the most incriminating way. The lord pressured the elf to talk, he snapped, and bragged about how he had beheaded and peed on them. The bard was too nervous to say anything. There was no amount of haggling and sweet talking that could avoid the group being banned from the city and surroundings.
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@adiwan How does ranger summon spells work anyway? I'd assume that while a wizard could materialize them or summon them from another plane, a ranger's summon would be more akin to Aquaman calling his fish friends. The ranger calling creatures from the forest to aid him in battle. If they just come to him a la disney princess, they can be locked up and a second group summoned without issues.
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@adiwan I'll have to add that to the list of games that I must play. A party made entirely of crazy cat people. I'll place it just after playing a party made of dwarven defenders. Four or five fully armored dwarves with shields as tall as themselves who just lock down like a turtle.
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@adiwan Guess you'll have to build a big cage on top of a cart and summon squirrels over multiple days. When you reach the enemy, you have someone cast rage and bull's strenght (no idea how stong a squirrel is, but a +4 would mean it'd be at least as strong as a pit dog) on the squirrels and open the cage.
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@adiwan "I'll use all these panthers then, I guess??"
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@adiwan "You're too late, Squirrel Girl! Superior Latverian technology has disabled your ability to summon your vermin!"
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@adiwan Not sure, never tried. I'm not even certain if they have any stores in the country. Then again, the guy ordered it while drunk, so it can be excused.
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@adiwan Go to those stupid elves. They always have dozens of retired accomplished heroes of all classes who've retired from adventuring 300 years ago and are bored of not doing anything. It'd be a joke in a campaign I played with some friends that whenever my elf visited his home town he'd stumble upon really old family members at huge levels that didn't really do anything productive with their time and mostly just trained to remain in shape.
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@adiwan Otherwise, summon squirrels multiple times, and use a talk with animals spell to convince them to act as a swarm.
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@adiwan Hire ten rangers to summon 8 panthers each, then you can send a swarm of panthers at your enemy.
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@adiwan You need to get a panther. Panthers are cool.
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@adiwan it probably is... I don't even know when heartseve thing is compared to our world... I thought heartseve was Christmas in mlp but it seems to be in like September/October... (Just because of the fact that heartbreakers came out somewhere around that)
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@metaltao sry but it seems like we can't talk today. I will have to get some rest for the 24 hours I'll be awake tomorrow :/ I'll try to talk to you as much as possible tomorrow but for today I'll have to say night. Good night everyone and cya tomorrow @papyrus @mrmattimation @tiffany @skellyrhos @gothicflame @thelastgherkin @northernnarwhal @bobo @adiwan cya all tomorrow :D
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@adiwan *rattles*
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@adiwan In the 490s it was
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@adiwan It's the ideal for day to day use, while the inverse is the best for precision as you can keep adding smaller fractions indefinitely.
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@adiwan It's just dumb. YYYYMMDD makes sense, but MMDDYY is just silly
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@adiwan English is the only language I accept, and if I ever see anybody speak or write in a different language, I will inform them that they are wrong and correct them. I know, I'm being nitpicky today.
