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Who is Big Gay
Monday, 26-Jun-17 09:25:51 UTC from web -
I had a dream that Twilight Sparkle was invited to a political conference to give a talk about friendship but she didn't want to go so instead of a speech she sang a song that inspired everyone to becoming anarchist protesters so she could hide in her expensive hotel room and watch loud porn on her laptop
Monday, 26-Jun-17 09:01:53 UTC from web -
I don't want to sound racist, but bronies are becoming a minority on their own social network
Sunday, 25-Jun-17 18:03:35 UTC from web- awlxaĺan likes this.
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So basically, Bronysquare and Ponysquare are closing down because the brony fandom is more-or-less dead, and even though the show still has fans, there just aren't that many legitimate bronies anymore.
You know what that means? Being a brony is cool again guys, break out the plushies and the unsettling cosplays!Saturday, 24-Jun-17 22:48:56 UTC from web-
@actualrudolph delete me
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@actualrudolph (distant sounds of clopping)
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Huh. Pony and Brony -square are closing at the end of the month. That's the end of an era right there
Saturday, 24-Jun-17 08:19:03 UTC from web- Scribus repeated this.
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@ceruleanspark now how will people find partners to do inflation vore RP with
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@ceruleanspark Holy chrome, is it just us now?
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Looked up Boomhower, not disappointed. !RainbowDash http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/859862
Friday, 23-Jun-17 11:37:16 UTC from web -
Got a second job. Overnight custodial, office buildings in Bloomington.
Friday, 23-Jun-17 01:26:40 UTC from web -
i don't give a apple i don't i don't give a FrankerZ
Thursday, 22-Jun-17 21:46:38 UTC from web -
Cheers love, murder is here http://pny.lv/1n0gk
Thursday, 22-Jun-17 21:18:36 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark you blocked me three years ago
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@tiffany How much does a Hemming weigh?
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@ceruleanspark are you hoping for an Ernest response?
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I certainly hope I'm cooked properly, because I am teeming with parasites
Thursday, 22-Jun-17 15:56:17 UTC from web- takeshitakenji likes this.
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You: totes mcgroats
Me, an intellectual: totally mcgroatallyThursday, 22-Jun-17 15:01:26 UTC from web -
Plastic Fletching is the archery equivalent to sword fighting with styrofoam swords
YEAH I SAID ITThursday, 22-Jun-17 01:24:58 UTC from web -
Has My Little Pony ever had a magician named Hay Presto
Wednesday, 21-Jun-17 20:46:49 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin but he was decidedly not italian
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@zennx If you're talking about that grapein Moochick I s2g
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Chip vs Dale
Wednesday, 21-Jun-17 18:10:57 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin Close. Rescue Rangers is called here "Chip und Chap - Die Ritter des Rechts" (Chip and Chap - The Knights of Justice).
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@adiwan That seems... evocative
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@thelastgherkin I guess since it's a show for children and they know no English the title "Rescue Rangers" had to be changed (also for the R/R logo). There is not really a snappy and alliterative alternative in German for that. There are a ton of Disney characters that had also their names changed for lesser reasons. Scrooge McDuck is here "Dagobert Duck". Launchpad McQuack is simply just "Quack" (sometimes with the addition of "der Bruchpilot (the crash pilot)). But the show is also called here "DuckTales"... Localization! A weird world of wacky words.
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Has anyone ever effed without blinding or vice versa
Wednesday, 21-Jun-17 18:14:06 UTC from web -
Howdy neighbour it's a hot one tod-- (spontaneously combusts)
Wednesday, 21-Jun-17 17:34:02 UTC from web- Scribus likes this.
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@thelastgherkin sunshine, on my shouuuuulders, makes me~~ *gets punched*
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@awl In a bag
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I lost all my music and can't remember what songs I like
Wednesday, 21-Jun-17 17:38:55 UTC from web-
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@zennx pssshhhh like I dont love boy bands
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Take off all your preppy clothes
Wednesday, 21-Jun-17 08:40:01 UTC from web -
>Officials say plane goes down in Portugal
>BBC reports on it
>Officials retract statement, say it wasn't a plane crash after all
>everyone accuses BBC of spreading fake newsTuesday, 20-Jun-17 19:09:23 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation I remember seeing an interview about this mess they interviewed someone that I think was a high ranking member of the local Firemen, he was like:
"Listen, we've got 4 of the 40 wildfires going on right in the country, and we have multiple men fighting them, if a plane would have fallen we'd have seen it, heard it, or been under it, so, no, there was no plane!"
"yes but multiple sources have-"
"Multiple sources are wrong, there is no plane, we're very busy, stop wasting our time"
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You: Happy Father's Day
Me, an intellectual: daddyMonday, 19-Jun-17 08:11:20 UTC from web -
Me: it's 11pm, I'm sure it's cooled down enough now
[turns off fan, immediately regrets doing so]Sunday, 18-Jun-17 21:51:07 UTC from web-
@tiffany think about it, all a fan does is make the air move faster, transferring the heat from one place to another, there's no actual cooling.
what you feel is the heat around that part of your body being moved away and being replaced with the temperature in the surrounded environment...
if your room was hotter than your body temp, having a fan would actually heat you up
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tails flies...
Monday, 19-Jun-17 00:30:13 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation Furries did 9/11!?
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Monday, 19-Jun-17 00:20:33 UTC from web
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should I go out and get laid tonight y/n
Sunday, 18-Jun-17 21:46:53 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation so you want me to wait til Tuesday
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@scribus this combination of post, profile picture and absolute hubris makes for the least sexually attractive message on the entire network
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Dr. Strange's message of "it's not about you" falls kind of flat considering it is literally about him.
Sunday, 18-Jun-17 21:34:01 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation And it wasn't even well written about him since he was a very bad character
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@mrmattimation I thought Dr.Strange's message was "stop being a whiny Potato Knishes"
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http://www.gamesindustry.biz/articles/2017-06-16-e3-is-over-and-investors-are-hammering-game-gamestop
This pleases the Dark OneSunday, 18-Jun-17 14:00:55 UTC from web -
Last night in D&D I kept using my Deck of Illusions inappropriately, at one point conjuring up a Hill Giant that I named Biggo. But since we then had to climb a mountain range, as soon as Biggo got 120ft away he dispelled. I turned back and whispered "I love you", and he grumbled "Supermaaaaaan..." It was both sadder and funnier than the end of the Iron Giant.
Sunday, 18-Jun-17 10:02:49 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin jesus FrankerZing christ dude
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@thelastgherkin Our wizard used the Deck of Illusions to cast an illusion (a beholder) on the Lightning Rail tracks (a magical train that hovers in the air and is hold up by magic stones in the ground that shoot lightning) in order to stop the train because the tracks were supposedly manipulated by a Sherlock Holmes type detective gone full Moriarty. However the breaks were manipulated instead and thus the train was unable to stop and ran over the beholder illusion. We used a fly spell to get on the train and our sorcerer blasted a level 5 scorching ray and killed the lightning elemental in one round (5 individual attacks, two were crit with almost max damage rolls, and the rest were also high damage rolls). The train "rolled" safely into the train station with a huge melted whole in the front.
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My descent into Rimworld sociopathy is essentially complete with the realisation that it's profitable to rehabilitate captured and injured raiders so that I can sell them into slavery
Sunday, 18-Jun-17 10:51:45 UTC from web -
Yesterday I set up a Telegram account because my D&D used IRC before and it didn't work out that well (lack of offline messaging). Today a friend randomly told me that he noticed that I use Telegram now, however I never told him myself. He got a notification about that. To be honest I didn't intend to tell anybody that. I thought Telegram was all about privacy and security but this incident tells me another story.
Saturday, 17-Jun-17 17:44:40 UTC from web -
I have two temperature/humidity sensors that are the same model but they report vastly different values. There is about a 10% humidity difference between them. I don't know which one I should trust and I have not more of them to determine the outliers.
Saturday, 17-Jun-17 18:47:09 UTC from web
