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In this episode, Fluttershy is mansplained to
Wednesday, 10-May-17 18:16:39 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin Alternative words for "mansplained" in the ponyverse: expstallioned to or fillybusted.
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terracotta terracotta terracotta pie
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I know a lot of people like to talk kiwi about Twilight
"Oh, she's a mango alicorn"
"she's social inept who for some reason became the magical avatar of [giving a mango about other people's feelings]"
But I'll say this:
In when that whole "Taking Flurry-Heart to a room with a highly contagious disease debacle", Flurry threw a gigantic tamper tantrum (as I'm sure you are aware)
When this happened Twilight, and I want you to take notice of this: DEALT WITH THE PROBLEM LIKE A SANE PERSON by talking to her.
Last time in MLP that there were 2 alicorns in a room and one of them threw a FrankerZing magic-powered-hissy-fit SHE GOT SENT TO THE MOON FOR ONE THOUSAND YEARS
so, yeah,
Twilight > CelestiaWednesday, 10-May-17 05:46:36 UTC from web-
@zennx Celestia imprisoned a dangerous apocalyptic force and arranged for a 1000-year long game to destroy it by harnessing the most powerful magic in Equestria and ensuring this magical protection for the years to come
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@thelastgherkin that baby had enough magical power as a newborn to blast a hole, vertically, through a giant building, BY SNEEZING .
and even after having been magically restrained had enough power to place and entire room on magical suspension while keeping herself in a magic dome.
Meanwhile NMM's powers range from Illusions to putting a prick in a manticore's paw, and your average "generic magic beam", that can't even pierce walls.
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It's time to rember the classics
and you know where you can find said classics?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4f9m4OYkCY
ON THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
Beeeeeyatch
Wednesday, 10-May-17 05:33:51 UTC from web -
being white is like being gay
everyone that isn't like you thinks you have some sort of world domination agenda, but really you're just as clueless as what to do next as TrumpTuesday, 09-May-17 22:46:04 UTC from web -
if you're still there, ihatemangos95 or whatever: i miss you, dad
Tuesday, 09-May-17 21:44:08 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin No part of this doesn't read like My Immortal
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@tiffany Stop flaming ok!111111
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@thelastgherkin Honey, help, I'm flaming!
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I missed one.
Tuesday, 09-May-17 21:36:46 UTC from web-
@tiffany White people are becoming a minority on RDN tiffany
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@ceruleanspark Did you know that 30% of 2013 users commit 97% of the kiwiposts? I just thought that was interesting
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@tiffany Oh, just because I'm proud of my server I'm a nazi? So much for the tolerant left
orungano likes this.
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@ih8cherryrs oy, this is my turf ya Fluffle Puff
Tuesday, 09-May-17 21:47:31 UTC from web -
it's funny because that racist shtick made him fit in even better
Tuesday, 09-May-17 21:26:36 UTC from web-
@tiffany I'd like to point out that as I was deleting him he changed his username to "BigCuck", so, y'know.
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@ceruleanspark he truly was one of us
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Thanks Gherkin
Tuesday, 09-May-17 20:16:44 UTC from web -
Officially and tentatively announcing that I'm dipping my toes back into writing. I figure there's a market for 50% cyberpunk / 50% urban fantasy / 50% fur batcavery, don't you all?
Tuesday, 09-May-17 19:53:18 UTC from web-
@scribus ............... furban fantasy
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henlo rainbow dash netwer
Tuesday, 09-May-17 16:13:27 UTC from web -
Also I will personally remove, via dull axe, the legs of whoever can't make a comfortable FrankerZing dress shoe for men.
Tuesday, 09-May-17 15:25:36 UTC from web-
@zennx That's pretty much how I go outside of the workplace, gym, and gun range in temperate weather. :P
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@scribus nowadays I buy comfort driven work boots and shine them up so that office doesn't know the difference. Don't know if you could get away with that as easily.
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@awl That's not a bad idea. Especially because our dress code is so casual (usually I'm in jeans because slacks don't go with my comfortable hiking shoes).
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All five tweets by my latest twitter follower http://rainbowdash.net/url/858901
Tuesday, 09-May-17 08:28:57 UTC from web -
Eh, cherry it, I just read Shada, what even is time anyway?
Tuesday, 09-May-17 02:46:51 UTC from web-
@scribus a mental analysis of our perception of time, converted into an easy to understand unit of value
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Shoutout to my college for informing me I will not be receiving financial aid for the semester I'm not attending.
Tuesday, 09-May-17 00:20:04 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation what are you going to college for?
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@mrmattimation man, everything requires a degree nowadays
back in my day all you needed was to go to the docks and say "Hello sailor, fancy a good time?"
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Well root canals went up in cost since 7 years ago lol
Monday, 08-May-17 17:23:38 UTC from web-
@awl around 10 years ago I realized that the reason why people complain about dentists is that they suffer when they go there
I've gone to the dentist twice in my life, the first was because I got hit in the face with a billiard ball and my mouth was bleeding (it healed by itself the next day, but I did get a chipped tooth)
and the second cause I found a hole in one of my molars (ended getting 3 teeth drilled and filled, but with no pain or anaesthesia)
I honestly thought every one hated dentist because, like me, they HATE being touched by strangers...
With Drills
IN MY MOUTH
man, that's cherrying wierd
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Wow, Le Pen got pretty close to winning. http://rainbowdash.net/url/858892
Monday, 08-May-17 16:24:08 UTC from web-
@mrmattimation There's a Trump joke in here somewhere
but I'm not motivated enough to do it
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Join RDN Gold now for the added benefit of automatically replying "First!" to every new conversation
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Why do people say "my lady wife" but not "my man husband"?
Monday, 08-May-17 14:52:51 UTC from web-
Why don't people say "my man wife" or "my lady husband"
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@thelastgherkin Do people say "my lord husband?"
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Monday, 08-May-17 09:24:13 UTC from web -
Happy birthday @thelastgherkin
Saturday, 06-May-17 16:27:40 UTC from web-
@awl Thanks guy!
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Happy birthday to me, Gherkin!
Saturday, 06-May-17 08:24:14 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin thanks
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@thelastgherkin And here's to a good year!
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@scribus Thank you!
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fun fact: The stripper pole spins, not the stripper
yeah, that's right
IT'S ALL LIES
FILTHY LIESSunday, 07-May-17 23:30:36 UTC from web -
I need a new thumb ring, mine's all scuffed and bent kuz I got a heavier short bow
Sunday, 07-May-17 23:29:56 UTC from web -
Okay guys legit question is there an open bar in prison?
Sunday, 07-May-17 23:19:31 UTC from web-
@scribus cartoons have led me to believe that you can open the bars with a file
but I think that would take about 3 forevers
and who's got time for that?
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u bouta smash @ a party n this girl say she 15 wut u do http://rainbowdash.net/url/858880
Sunday, 07-May-17 21:51:54 UTC from web-
@tiffany we have this strange artefact that counts the time from the Big Bang forwards
right now it's showing "8--g"
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@tiffany the g just turned into a symbol that looks like 3 "q" placed over, under and through each other
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Only 90s kids will get this http://rainbowdash.net/url/858879
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My process at installing mods on bethesda games:
Ok, let's get gameplay improvements, minor mechanical tweeks and maybe some texture reworks, let's keep this as immersive as possible
<20 mods later>
Oh, cool a TARDISSunday, 07-May-17 20:32:27 UTC from web -
So today I got up feeling weird. So I just went and took some R'n'R by reading an X-men comic book. And then my calvanistic goggles kicked into overdrive. ALL YOU MUTANTS ARE DICKS ! No, seriously, about 50% of them are straight up evil and the others try to stop them ? kinda ? Or they are just left alone ? Seriously go do something productive, all of you, Jean & Xavier please go force some panda's to reproduce. Magneto and Cyclops go to some sort of power plant for neigh infinite power. Storm go help people around the globe in securing food ( especially Africa ). Ice-Man go build yourself many MANY beautiful statues made of ice on the poles and end global warming or something **sigh** ... don't mind me, I just needed to vent
Sunday, 07-May-17 19:28:11 UTC from web-
@zennx an immortal being with build in night vision, echolocation, superhuman speed and agility ? Idunno, just put her in search and rescue when needed. And when not needed I am pretty sure she'd make a very ecology and economy friendly lighthouse.
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@critialcloudkicker Though technically she can no longer sparkle as the result of M-Day... Hmm...
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@critialcloudkicker Holy guacamole, that is hilarious... A vampire that can no longer sparkle XD
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