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We must let go of the life we have planned, so as to accept the one that is waiting for us.
Monday, 29-May-17 03:34:57 UTC from web-
@absolutelyfreepsychicreading I hope I die getting pegged by a dolphin
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@absolutelyfreepsychicreading I'm going to skin your parents make a body suit and papaya you while wearing it
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@absolutelyfreepsychicreading Can tiny hands discern such a thing?
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doesn't a C grade in America mean, like, 70% correct?
Friday, 19-May-17 14:19:50 UTC from web -
Also I will personally remove, via dull axe, the legs of whoever can't make a comfortable FrankerZing dress shoe for men.
Tuesday, 09-May-17 15:25:36 UTC from web-
@zennx That's pretty much how I go outside of the workplace, gym, and gun range in temperate weather. :P
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@scribus nowadays I buy comfort driven work boots and shine them up so that office doesn't know the difference. Don't know if you could get away with that as easily.
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@awl That's not a bad idea. Especially because our dress code is so casual (usually I'm in jeans because slacks don't go with my comfortable hiking shoes).
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i'm being harrassed
Sunday, 07-May-17 18:18:37 UTC from web -
And now I close my eBay tab because I am getting into a fight over this Bomberman cartridge. !vgp
Friday, 05-May-17 00:05:36 UTC from web -
You know what? If you still support Trump, you're a moron, FrankerZ you
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Robot Unicorn Attack 3 (Forever) is a thing on mobile fyi. !vgp
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Probably a good thing for my data and battery that I can't immediately find Micropolis for Android. !vgp
Tuesday, 25-Apr-17 13:56:49 UTC from web -
Really waiting to see if RetroBlox goes vaporware !vgp
Tuesday, 18-Apr-17 02:58:51 UTC from web -
Mega Man games are a FrankerZ !vgp
Thursday, 13-Apr-17 04:14:12 UTC from web -
RDN is brought to you today by Israeli Bedwetting Solutions Spammer.
Wednesday, 05-Apr-17 08:47:41 UTC from web-
@tiffany Follow several quick and effective methods to cure the wetting problem. One of the world's leading experts in the field, offers a faster and simpler way to overcome. He introduced three types of wetting devices: buzzers, cordless devices and a dishwasher. To find out more about these devices, arrange an appointment with Dr. Kobi Sagi at the infertility clinic.
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@thelastgherkin More like Dr. I Be Soggy
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@thelastgherkin Cordless devices? Doesn't that silly spammer know we prefer to use diapers around here? :P
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Save taxpayer dollars! Build a wall around Drumpf Tower and make Donald pay for it!
Tuesday, 04-Apr-17 03:25:17 UTC from web -
My ISP data is exempt! No one will have access to the pee-pee list!
Saturday, 01-Apr-17 10:10:34 UTC from web -
Fake news!
Saturday, 01-Apr-17 10:09:27 UTC from web -
Have you ever wondered why fat parents have fat children, or why Chinese parents have Chinese children?
Friday, 31-Mar-17 12:33:47 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin I find it awfully coincidental that my parents had me, their own son
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@thelastgherkin Or why furry parents had a son named MetalTao? :P
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So, how much do I have to pay to obtain Donald Drumpf's browsing history once ISP's are allowed to sell such things to third parties?
Friday, 31-Mar-17 02:53:33 UTC from web-
@m14brony Apparently the Cards Against Humanity guy is trying to buy it.
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Nice to pop back in from time to time to see that stuff is just as nonsensical as it ever seemed
Tuesday, 21-Mar-17 19:14:33 UTC from web -
Weesnaw
Tuesday, 21-Mar-17 18:56:09 UTC from web -
Alec Baldwin's SNL Trump portrayal triggered a snowflake named Alex Jones: http://thehill.com/blogs/ballot-box/323820-alex-jones-challenges-baldwin-to-bare-knuckled-fight
Sunday, 19-Mar-17 07:51:15 UTC from web -
this place is still around, holy crap.
Wednesday, 15-Mar-17 11:07:17 UTC from web-
@rnbwdashiswin And why did you figure that RDN had perished by now ? Whether through competence or something else, the owner is awesome
*looks up who the owner is*
Oh, CeruleanSpark. Well that means RDN will probably remain here until the cows come home.
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@tiffany 2spoopy
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@scribus Ah-! A ghost!
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What the apple? Let's do like Donald Duck.
Monday, 13-Mar-17 05:09:14 UTC from web -
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@takeFluffle Puffakenji @archaeme I remember doing some Fluffle Puffery with parsing URLs.
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@takeFrankerZakenji @archaeme Nobody is as cool as you were hoping?
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@daggsy @takebananaakenji @archaeme @sim
Also the only one that isn't a clone.
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Look how mature this website has gotten! I love you all!
Sunday, 05-Mar-17 16:31:03 UTC from web -
Trump is like a giant nesting doll (because he's hollow and he has a Russian inside him)
Sunday, 26-Feb-17 21:30:54 UTC from web -
pee update: still peeing
Sunday, 26-Feb-17 17:39:59 UTC from web -
Also, I'm gonna refurbish my NES. Got a new 72 pin connector on its way. !vgp
Sunday, 26-Feb-17 11:22:07 UTC from web -
Fake news does not go well with dinner.
Sunday, 26-Feb-17 06:18:31 UTC from web -
I feel like this is the LOTR of child horse playing games https://www.starstable.com/en/ at least from the trailer with dramatic music. !vgp
Thursday, 23-Feb-17 05:22:58 UTC from web -
lol he's triggered http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/857113
Monday, 20-Feb-17 22:59:35 UTC from web -
So now that I have internet-free time, I'm telling myself to learn C and make a Turbografx 16 homebrew game. !coderponies !vgp #thisprobablywontwork
Thursday, 09-Feb-17 20:54:51 UTC from web-
@scribus Sounds incredible. I'd start with a PC game first before delving into troubles with handling with the limitations of the console.
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@adiwan With "incredible" I mean "fantastic". Poor choice of words on my part.
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@adiwan Either way, I acknowledge the pie-in-the-sky aspect of my aspirations, even if I have no idea what "pie-in-the-sky" is really supposed to mean...
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