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Lesbians are a myth.
Like Global Warming and Mexicans.Monday, 09-Nov-15 23:19:05 UTC from web -
I may or may not have programmed a chat bot to spit out the Navy SEALS copy pasta when you insult it.
Friday, 18-Sep-15 14:17:43 UTC from web -
Every day I pass an old abandoned school house during my morning and afternoon commute. I did some poking around and found out that it was a school for children of color back before desegregation. I wonder if the door's unlocked. I'd like to get a look inside a building virtually untouched since the 60s.
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The worst part about being 18 is that I can't hit children anymore.
Monday, 14-Sep-15 14:17:54 UTC from web -
Is it a bad thing that when I heard that my grandfather was sick one of my first thoughts was "I wonder if I'm in his will"
Friday, 11-Sep-15 14:17:15 UTC from web -
A note to CNN: Taylor Swift being more popular than Kim Kardashian is not news. That's something you put in a magazine called "Teenz Tonite".
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Patton Oswalt spoke at my school for the 2008 graduation, since he graduated from the school.
Some of his exact words were "When I was in high school, I smoked pot and played video games. Don't play video games, kids."Monday, 08-Jun-15 23:26:48 UTC from web -
ACTUAL GTA IV script excerpt written by Dan Houser himself!!
SCENE: LIBERTY CITY
Niko walks into a room. It's a pretty basic room. There is a dude in a suit there.
DUDE IN A SUIT
You must be that guy I called two weeks ago.
NIKO
Yes, I was caught up with friend activities.
DUDE IN A SUIT
Pain in the ass, ain't they?
NIKO
Let's get to the point. I am here for the money.
DUDE IN A SUIT
Some metaphor about the American Dream and money.
NIKO
Cut the crap, will you?
DUDE IN A SUIT
I'm gonna kill your cousin.
NIKO
Oh.
DUDE IN A SUIT
Unless...
NIKO
Unless?
DUDE IN A SUIT
Unless you kill a guy halfway across Liberty. He's a juror or something and jurors are bad for business I think.
NIKO
And you'll let me and my cousin walk free?
DUDE IN A SUIT
Sure, if you do the same thing four times, only for me to stab you in the back and run you out of this particular neighborhood.
NIKO
Sounds easy enough.
DUDE IN A SUIT
Also, you're gonna need a suit. Go to Perseus.Thursday, 09-Jul-15 14:47:01 UTC from web -
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I wish I had more fans. Not 'cause I want the attention, but because I wanna be able to put an box of condoms on Matt's desk and force a bunch of people to have all these weird YouTube discussions about which horse he's banging and then in the finale it's revealed he's been using them to make a balloon back home.
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And then people are like "Well, there were 7 boxes on his desk, each box carries twelve condoms, and his balloon only had 83 condoms, which means he used one condom for other purposes" even though that doesn't make any sense because WHY THE cherry WOULD I COUNT THE AMOUNT OF CONDOMS USED IN MY DRAWING OF A CONDOM HOT AIR BALLOON, YOUTUBE??????? THAT WOULD TAKE ALL cherryING DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wednesday, 10-Jun-15 23:12:16 UTC from web -
Hey, hey, cheer up. Not everyone turns out like their parents. I mean, look at me. My folks were honest, hard-working people.
Tuesday, 09-Jun-15 11:29:26 UTC from web -
@spots NO! That would be Absurd! We are RDN... Not... Well played
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http://blackhole12.github.io/PonyClicker/ponyclicker.html this took far longer than it ought to have
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@mrmattimation I'm so proud of you, selling out like a true American
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@mrmattimation I straight up thought you were going to start listing which of you were virgins.
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Et tu, princess http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/823479
Tuesday, 26-May-15 05:01:36 UTC from web -
What if Dr Eskine's super serum had turned Steve Rogers into a Kaled mutant? http://pny.lv/g2ln http://pny.lv/g2lo
Monday, 18-May-15 21:07:13 UTC from web -
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So maybe Gherkin isn't a robot, but I'm pretty sure the admin is some sort of ancient super lizard.
Friday, 15-May-15 14:07:04 UTC from web -
@zazie Ha ha. Your silly human humour. I am definitely not a robot, just like you.
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Andrew for president 2016 http://rainbowdash.net/url/822868
Monday, 11-May-15 23:32:47 UTC from web -
My favourite part of the article: Some clinicians and scientists criticize giving genes frivolous, whimsical, or quirky names, calling it inappropriate that patients with "a serious illness or disability are told that they or their child have a mutation in a gene such as sonic hedgehog".
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Thursday, 07-May-15 00:41:58 UTC from web
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if i ever need a pizza delivery guy in one of my cartoons i will legitimately call Dominoes and make a special request for the pizza guy to say "I'm the pizza guy" into my microphone
Tuesday, 05-May-15 16:53:24 UTC from web -
(In case you don't know what I'm talking about, Bud Light bottles apparently contain the sentence "The perfect beer for removing "no" from your vocabulary for the night" on them now and it sounds really date rapey.
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@thelastgherkin No Problem! http://pny.lv/f9bj
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Sometimes I open a new tab and in my recent tabs there are pictures of genitals I didn't know I looked at
Tuesday, 31-Mar-15 17:29:06 UTC from web -
@redenchilada red you better explain what's happening or I'm putting you in a bad sonic fanfic
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@redenchilada Make a playground for children. So they can play war.