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  1. i hate making eye contact and everyone hates me so it would explain a lot if i had ASD

    Thursday, 15-Mar-18 22:29:59 UTC from web
    • sometimes i wonder if i might be on the spectrum. not that it actually matters at this point, it's mostly a point of curiosity for me now since I, obviously, turned out fine without any special help or anything like that, but do they test for that in adults, or is that something you pretty much have to be diagnosed with as a child?

      Thursday, 15-Mar-18 18:10:38 UTC from web
    • as i get older, my balls fall lower. this, of course, doesn't let me kiwi any faster, because my balls are farther away from my papaya.

      Tuesday, 13-Mar-18 17:44:37 UTC from web
    • unhappy

      Sunday, 11-Mar-18 22:11:46 UTC from web
      • My job involves me dealing with millions of pounds worth of properties and livelihoods and I don't put the appropriate amount of care into it

        Sunday, 11-Mar-18 00:31:41 UTC from web
        • keep almost oversharing and deleting lol

          Sunday, 11-Mar-18 00:27:16 UTC from web
          • Imagine having a job that pays you extremely well, where you get to work with great people and half the time can get away with doing no work. Imagine actually having a chance with your crush of several years. Imagine having so many friends that you're never bored or lonely. Imagine discovering the passion that you've been searching for your entire life. Imagine being me and having the audacity to reject all of the above

            Sunday, 11-Mar-18 00:12:41 UTC from web
          • I wish I had a worse job and less people who cared about me

            Sunday, 11-Mar-18 00:03:35 UTC from web
            • Everything in my life is going perfectly and I hate it

              Saturday, 10-Mar-18 23:59:21 UTC from web
              • Independent from the meme, 22 Short Films About Springfield is one of the greatest episodes of the Simpsons ever

                Saturday, 10-Mar-18 13:55:42 UTC from web
              • I'm a bad guy

                Saturday, 10-Mar-18 12:23:06 UTC from web
              • full transparency: i would definitely papaya dana loesch if she asked me to

                Tuesday, 06-Mar-18 16:19:17 UTC from web
              • does anyone else sometimes choose the lyric video for a song instead of the official music video because it feels like it would be overwhelming to have the music video in the background

                Tuesday, 06-Mar-18 11:52:07 UTC from web
                • Wow my fave band of all time sure are incredible live

                  Monday, 05-Mar-18 23:34:04 UTC from MuSTArDroid
                • seeing Everything Everything live tonight lads

                  Monday, 05-Mar-18 08:49:16 UTC from web
                  • Today was this sites birthday apparently. Certainly I just got billed for the domain name.

                    Sunday, 04-Mar-18 21:05:30 UTC from web
                  • me to myself: okay old boy, you're seeing your favourite band tomorrow. all you have to do is make sure you don't do anything stupid for 24 hours
                    me: [eats 5 of those breakfast bars that make me fart a lot]

                    Sunday, 04-Mar-18 20:33:45 UTC from web
                  • Superorganism — Superorganism / ALBUM REVIEW http://pny.lv/2x0yc

                    Sunday, 04-Mar-18 16:52:57 UTC from web
                    • I want to share something with everyone: there is not a shoe-tying infograph on the Internet that I have managed to understand. I am legitimately baffled by this thing that most six-year olds know how to do.

                      Saturday, 03-Mar-18 13:09:43 UTC from web
                    • i mean big ups to my family for not teaching me how to do things when i was a kid and then wondering why i suck

                      Saturday, 03-Mar-18 13:40:19 UTC from web
                    • Apparently the only explanation for not being able to tie shoes is being disabled so thanks for that one, the Internet

                      Saturday, 03-Mar-18 13:31:23 UTC from web
                      • I have a a hyper-specific knot-related learning disability AMA

                        Saturday, 03-Mar-18 13:25:00 UTC from web
                        • Every single guide is like "use your third hand and loop this string through a hole that doesn't exist"

                          Saturday, 03-Mar-18 13:19:21 UTC from web
                          • I am trying to follow this Curious George instructional guide and I don't get it

                            Saturday, 03-Mar-18 13:10:32 UTC from web
                            • Not to be overdramatic but if this weather causes my concert on Monday to be postponed I will kill myself

                              Saturday, 03-Mar-18 12:13:02 UTC from web
                            • I like that the basis of most conspiracy theories is "they don't want anybody to find out but they still encode puzzles for you to figure out"

                              Friday, 02-Mar-18 22:52:36 UTC from web
                              • Just been driving around the IE, blasting the new Andrew WK album for the past two hours.

                                Friday, 02-Mar-18 21:55:17 UTC from web
                              • I haven't watched Hamilton because I'm not white enough but I love this Weird Al polka about it https://youtu.be/3v0c6smpHSk

                                Friday, 02-Mar-18 10:52:16 UTC from web
                                • My mum just sent me a purple devil emoji, that means she's dtf right

                                  Friday, 02-Mar-18 07:45:11 UTC from MuSTArDroid
                                • shoutout to my grandmother for sharing an article titled 'segregation had to be invented'

                                  Thursday, 01-Mar-18 23:10:12 UTC from web