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  1. I get the itch to draw at just the worst times.

    Wednesday, 24-Sep-14 16:08:52 UTC from web
    • @cinnamonswirl Hey, have you been favoriting notices under your old account? Somebody with the name Cerulean Lulamoon-Spark favorited about five of my notices at once but when I checked @ceruleanspark had not favorited anything since 2012.

      Wednesday, 24-Sep-14 14:48:47 UTC from web
    • My email inbox exploded http://rainbowdash.net/attachment/781049

      Wednesday, 24-Sep-14 14:45:00 UTC from Choqok
    • I'mma let you all in on a little secret. I'm not actually Edd from Eddsworld.

      Wednesday, 24-Sep-14 11:50:29 UTC from web
    • I did a very simple animation for my Animation Intro class assignment, and turned it into a gif. !art http://rainbowdash.net/url/780815

      Wednesday, 24-Sep-14 02:11:39 UTC from web
    • Stage acting is so much different from voice acting. Hell, it's so much different from acting in film and television.

      Wednesday, 24-Sep-14 01:12:19 UTC from web
      • Hello. You're gonna die some day, but if you read this book you'll see that there's another way.
        You'll spend eternity with friends and family. We can fully guarantee you that
        This book will change your life.
        Hello! This book will change your life.
        Hello! This book will change your life.
        Will change- This book will change your life.

        Wednesday, 24-Sep-14 01:03:40 UTC from web
        • This is the butcher, he has AIDS, this is the teacher, she has AIDS, this is the doctor, he has AIDS, this is my daughter, she has AAAAAAAAAAAAAA wonderful disposition

          Wednesday, 24-Sep-14 01:01:42 UTC from web
          • "How the Soviets Fought World War II in Pictures" um didn't they like just burn apples and run away until the Germans got sick of Winter

            Wednesday, 24-Sep-14 00:59:09 UTC from web
          • My sister sure does enjoy singing the same three verses of the same song in the shower for months and months and months

            Wednesday, 24-Sep-14 00:55:15 UTC from web
          • MLB 2 will be my first Scratch-n-sniff cartoon. It's very experimental but we're pretty sure that if you scratch your computer window you'll actually be able to smell cheeto dust as if we were actually there.

            Wednesday, 24-Sep-14 00:52:39 UTC from web
            • Um Spike just asked the protagonist if he wanted a massage. that's hella weird

              Wednesday, 24-Sep-14 00:50:11 UTC from web
              • Happy Birthday me apparently

                Wednesday, 24-Sep-14 00:46:12 UTC from web
              • Idea for a sitcom: Guy meets a girl early in the first season. They date for seven seasons, leading to their wedding at the end of the eighth season. Just before he says "I do", he reveals that is was all a really elaborate prank and that she just got Punk'd live on his new reality show. This is the final episode of the series. http://rainbowdash.net/url/780788

                Wednesday, 24-Sep-14 00:45:29 UTC from web
              • . http://rainbowdash.net/url/780781

                Wednesday, 24-Sep-14 00:30:41 UTC from web
                • My teacher says that language content doesn't matter too much but I don't think he was thinking of the c-word repeated four times in unison during a big musical number.

                  Wednesday, 24-Sep-14 00:21:56 UTC from web
                  • The form we submit asks if the play would be good to produce in a high school. One of the songs contains the lyric "kiwi you god in the ass mouth and cherries" repeated about four times. Obviously, it's a completely appropriate high school musical.

                    Wednesday, 24-Sep-14 00:20:27 UTC from web
                    • I can't wait for that book to arrive. My theater teacher wants us to start reading scripts so we can hold a discussion on them and I BET YOU CAN GUESS WHAT I'M GONNA GO WITH FIRST

                      Wednesday, 24-Sep-14 00:16:36 UTC from web
                      • To whom it may concern at South Park Studios:

                        Hello! My name is Elder Connor, and I work with the Ashburn Church of the Latter-Day Saints. I went to see your recent play, The Book of Mormon, under the assumption that it would be an educational tale about our fine religion. While I believe it may have been in your best intentions to write a play like this, I do notice a few oddities.

                        In one scene, a character proclaims, "murdock you god in the ass, mouth, and murdock". Why did he say this? Why did he not say "I love you god with all my heart"? I am beginning to suspect you are not ambivalent to our cause, and this saddens me deeply.

                        Wednesday, 24-Sep-14 00:13:39 UTC from web
                        • Not the holy book, mind you, the playscript.

                          Tuesday, 23-Sep-14 23:45:12 UTC from web
                          • Well, I just bought the Book of Mormon.

                            Tuesday, 23-Sep-14 23:43:32 UTC from web
                            • Consider my wallet $20 emptier.

                              Tuesday, 23-Sep-14 23:37:23 UTC from web
                              • YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I CAN BUY THE BOOK OF MORMON'S FULL SCRIPT AND LYRICS ONLINE.

                                Tuesday, 23-Sep-14 23:37:14 UTC from web
                                • I'm knackered, g'night all. Sorry for prolonged inactivity, I'm either busy or spending time with GF

                                  Tuesday, 23-Sep-14 23:08:45 UTC from web
                                • Just got back from the first day of rehearsals. I'm in a zombie play.

                                  Tuesday, 23-Sep-14 22:50:42 UTC from web
                                • http://pny.lv/4mz8

                                  Tuesday, 23-Sep-14 22:35:51 UTC from web
                                • One-act rehearsals: Day One

                                  Tuesday, 23-Sep-14 19:53:32 UTC from web
                                  • Sam Pepper: Episode I: The Booby Menace. Synopsis: A young Sam is discovered on the desert planet of Titooine by master Jedi Big Long Chin and his padawan Old Boob Kenobi. It is here that they witness him grab a CGI booty and recruit him to be a Jedi.

                                    Tuesday, 23-Sep-14 18:15:05 UTC from web
                                    • Coming up next: The Sam Pepper Prequel Trilogy

                                      Tuesday, 23-Sep-14 18:08:00 UTC from web
                                      • Similarly, Karl Marx would be totally bummed out that Prussia doesn't exist anymore.

                                        Tuesday, 23-Sep-14 17:13:38 UTC from web