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I like my women like I like my toast: slightly brown, covered in butter, and sliced diagonally with a knife.
Monday, 02-Sep-13 14:13:26 UTC from web-
@ceruleanspark trixie is mold #banned
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@ceruleanspark Then I'm not sure what to tell you to eat.
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@ceruleanspark does it need to be food? Could you say 'I like my women like I like my towels'?
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I wonder what living in Canterlot must be like. Certainly there's the upper class districts, but that can't be all that it consists of, right?
Monday, 02-Sep-13 12:20:16 UTC from web-
@coffeecream It's either like Edinburgh or London. Completely horrid.
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@ceruleanspark I'm already picturing the songs about the ghettos of Canterlot.
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@vcgriffin Well, their upper class looks like something out of a communist propaganda film anyway
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Blue are the streets and all the trees are too.
Monday, 02-Sep-13 11:11:05 UTC from web-
@coffeecream @rotation Blue like my Corvette, its in and outside.
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@thelastgherkin Blue are the words I say and what I think.
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Audio cassettes are 50 years old today. Apparently.
Monday, 02-Sep-13 09:41:36 UTC from web -
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@ceruleanspark Trixie is not offensive because i saw trixie and wasn't offended like this comment so hasbro sees it!
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Apparently "let's chill dude" means "wait outside my dorm for two hours while I get my business on with some girl.
Sunday, 01-Sep-13 20:59:59 UTC from web-
@thatonesleeper Man I know. Put a condom with white-ish shampoo in it, leaking, on his bed under the bedsheet.
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@scribus I AM in college, after all. It makes sense that not everyone would be stupid as murdock.
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Hello everygriffin
Saturday, 31-Aug-13 21:20:54 UTC from web-
@sprite You mean you won't. There's nothing actually prohibiting you from playing except yourself.
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@sprite Just saying. Right now it's still composed of just a few of us from RDN. @rarity, @scoot, @ceruleanspark, @foxgopher, and myself.
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@sprite It gives you access to build a deck with any card that's ever been printed so there's nothing to buy, etc.
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@vt3c You tell me. I haven't seen the car in the flesh, but I understand it's incredibly light, so it'll give the ATR a run for its money. http://ur1.ca/fbcn2
Saturday, 31-Aug-13 20:47:13 UTC from web-
@vt3c Dunno about the engine. The two chaps I know running 4th gens have swapped theirs. They both run H22s now.
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Dr. Sam Beckett never returned home.
Saturday, 31-Aug-13 19:50:41 UTC from web -
Saturday, 31-Aug-13 07:39:03 UTC from StatusNet Android-
@thelastgherkin looks good!
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@thelastgherkin [Leslie Phillips]
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Yo homie let's get wasted #SaintsRow4 http://ur1.ca/farjd
Friday, 30-Aug-13 22:13:11 UTC from web-
@nerthos aahhh asi esta mejor
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@featherflow Mi problema con muchos músicos es que meten activismo político en sus canciones, y eso es algo que me disgusta.
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@nerthos esta cancion me hace kgar de risa jajajaaaa http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5upjod1rgs
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@randomwonderbolt All of Pixar's full-length films are also Disney films.
Friday, 30-Aug-13 21:39:54 UTC from web-
@yodelerty I preferred 'Bolt'. Call me mental if you want.
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@rotation I also liked Bolt.
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@randomwonderbolt I don't think I have a favourite Pixar film
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@randomwonderbolt You were warned not to open the Ark.
Friday, 30-Aug-13 21:27:22 UTC from web -
I spent tonight at work setting up the Christmas card department.
Friday, 30-Aug-13 20:46:13 UTC from web-
@thelastgherkin >In August.
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@rotation Finally.
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@thelastgherkin Remember, I hate everything. Especially Christmas.
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Friday, 30-Aug-13 18:49:30 UTC from web
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@rotation I was trying out a gesturally controlled onscreen keyboard. Guess what? It's horrible.
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@ceruleanspark What? Never!
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@rotation Yeah don't try to type with a LeapMotion
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Friday, 30-Aug-13 18:08:39 UTC from web- Griffin repeated this.
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@vcgriffin I have that advert on DVD. http://vimeo.com/57781156
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@rotation seems tame and corporate in comparison, the first one has lots of chemicals and fire!
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Discussion: What Does Canon Mean to You with FiM?: Meghan McCarthy recently tweeted a series of responses to a question about how canon Equestria Girls was in respect to the Friendship is Magic universe. The simple simple response? EQG did happen, Twilight learned a lesson, but it will not effect the future of the actual show. Until Twilight falls in love with her new offically pointed bodyguard, Flash Sentry, you d >http://www.equestriadaily.com/2013/08/discussion-what-does-canon-mean-to-you.html http://ur1.ca/fa3e0
Thursday, 29-Aug-13 20:10:05 UTC from Sethisto-
@eqdpony If Hasbro made it, it happened Judas Priest what's there to discuss
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Where is Damascus http://toys.usvsth3m.com/damascus/ i got within 38 miles ^^
Thursday, 29-Aug-13 20:22:50 UTC from web -
If anyone's wondering, my opinion on Syria may seem callous. The UK cannot afford a war right now, so we shouldn't get involved. Entering into a war now would be like trying to solve a multi-billion budget defecit by taking money from the poor and the sick. Oh wait.
Thursday, 29-Aug-13 09:01:22 UTC from web -
I feel like we should all calm down about Syria. Both the "Lets nuke them" and "WAR IS ALWAYS BAD IN ALL CASES" sides of the argument ignore huge swathes of the issue and basically stifle any meaningful discussion on the subject.
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@redash Well USA isn't by any means alien to poorly justified invasions for profit and to swipe their own problems under the rug, but the thing is that it doesn't matter if this war helps USA or not, the important thing is wether it helps the people of Syria or not.
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@ceruleanspark The only thing I've noted about Syria is that Ed Miliband actually disagreed with the government on something. This is a first.
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wake up to find that we may not be going to war tonight after all. How is evrypony else?
Thursday, 29-Aug-13 07:14:20 UTC from web-
@rotation I guess. but people like immediacy. and even delaying it by a day seems a good thing.
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Meanwhile...in America: http://ur1.ca/f9oys
Wednesday, 28-Aug-13 20:09:03 UTC from web-
@rotation How is that remotely related to America. Or any country for that matter. It's just a car with eyelashes.
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@awlderpy It's a fake quote attributed to Neil deGrasse Tyson. Someone slapped it on a starfield and showed it to reddits atheism board. They proceeded to circlejerk themselves senseless about how smart they are for being atheists and skeptics without once checking whether or not it was a real quote.
Wednesday, 28-Aug-13 19:49:12 UTC from web-
@awlderpy is it because of some phony gods blessing, or is it because you're enlightened by your intelligence?
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@ceruleanspark why do you still read reddit atheism?
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@rotation I don't. That meme is particularly famous.
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Gah, I still have TWO doleING YEARS on my student loans!
Wednesday, 28-Aug-13 17:46:30 UTC from web -
I'm legit considering selling my 3DS and getting a 2DS
Wednesday, 28-Aug-13 16:44:25 UTC from web-
@redenchilada My guess is that they wanted to make it more than just a 3DS without the 3D, hence the new design. Also they're marketing it more to kids so the largeness will be nice for that.
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@redenchilada Don't you effing dare say that.
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@redenchilada You know what was 'cool' in 2001? 'Bodies' by Drowning Pool, that's what
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Wednesday, 28-Aug-13 15:31:18 UTC from web
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@vt3c The Supra? Only because someone pointed out the other day that it's 20 years old now.
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Wednesday, 28-Aug-13 14:58:19 UTC from web
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reposting because batman: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDtjCF8B92g
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http://24.media.tumblr.com/8209acffb88ecd801e5232c0dabda6e7/tumblr_ms2z6h355c1sqg6ojo1_1280.jpg Is it legal to keep a small giraffe in your house like a cat or dog
Tuesday, 27-Aug-13 21:05:06 UTC from web-
@rotation I have to sign up to the Sun to view that article. That's the most heaping pile of bullFluffle Puff I've ever seen.
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@thelastgherkin You can read the headline and opening line. What more do you need?
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@rotation Additional images.
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I swear it, I just saw H from Steps in Asda
Tuesday, 27-Aug-13 20:35:29 UTC from web-
@purplephish20 Funny, I always imagined him to be a tesco man.
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@thelastgherkin 1. No he didn't 2. I wouldn't what that dance is
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@purplephish20 Any of them really. One for Sorrow. Tragedy. 5 6 7 8.
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Amazed my PC can handle Burnout Paradise with no slowdown at all
Tuesday, 27-Aug-13 20:57:57 UTC from web-
@rarity Yeah but the only performance issues it has is its reliance on Vsync to keep the framerate. Meaning it goes to half speed if it lags at all and 120hz monitors make the game run at double speed
