@metaltao
United States, Colorado OR Maine, who knows I was everywhere wtf
Some dude who likes ponies and giant robots with the occasional pun in-between.
Edit: Im a Fluffle Puffing lesbiab now??
Notices by MetalTao (metaltao), page 57
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Well, Pearl McGarmick just set the world record for eating the most cows in one sitting while wearing his usual hijab. It was later reported that the man was not wearing a hijab but it was in fact a man pretending to be a black ghost. Police are looking for the man to congratulate him on his world record
Saturday, 13-Feb-16 03:29:18 UTC from web -
What? Hi!
Saturday, 13-Feb-16 03:18:05 UTC from web -
God damn it NASA! http://pny.lv/077ce
Tuesday, 09-Feb-16 04:12:05 UTC from web -
Good night everyone http://pny.lv/074rk
Monday, 08-Feb-16 08:12:29 UTC from web -
@scribus The government stopped a few women who were communicating with ISIL agents to travel to the Middle East to become brides and such. Some records were intercepted and some tweets were posted from ISIL nick naming these women who would come over there "Jihotties" or something weird.
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@scribus Is this the Jihotties thing? Because that's bananaedous
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@scribus Yes. Which is kind of poignant for the new game HomeWorkd.
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We need water benders. They would contort the world... Maybe they would be able to... Where am I going with this?
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@scribus Katara, the one true blood god
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@scribus "Blood play" God...
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Time to own up... Who blew the mosquito?
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Is it ok to be racist against mosquitos? everywhere the move in, they ruin.
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Bots
Saturday, 06-Feb-16 01:59:05 UTC from web -
Well!
Saturday, 06-Feb-16 01:01:21 UTC from web -
Ughhhhh
Friday, 29-Jan-16 03:26:23 UTC from web -
@mushi No
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My Animal Crossings character is Lenny
Thursday, 28-Jan-16 23:57:37 UTC from web -
@bobo Yay! BOOB!
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@northernnarwhal Oh my god! This girl! It's called stylistichOIce and reference! It doesn't mean... It's hilarious!
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@redenchilada I can understand that, it can be comparable to nail polish but Sudsy. I also feel the same way about coffee, I only drink coffee with lots of peppermint. It seems to help with the bitter after taste a lot. Spent twenty bucks in a few days when I found that out.
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@redenchilada I found some to be quite pleasant.
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How y'all doing!
Wednesday, 27-Jan-16 01:25:43 UTC from web -
Also, I jumped into ice. It hurt.
Wednesday, 27-Jan-16 01:25:30 UTC from web -
Anyone else like I am Legend? The book I mean. We're reading it for Sci Fi class and I remember it sparsely from when I first read it.
Wednesday, 27-Jan-16 01:25:07 UTC from web -
Today I told my friends at school about the interesting symbolism on the monster energy drink cans such as the fact that the O in Monster is a phi symbol used in energy equations and that the M with the three claw marks is actually Hebrew numbers for the number 6. Also the phi subtle has a small cross in it denotes by the smaller lines that make a T where the lower part is much thicker.
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Worry, worry, worry, love is passing me by~ Worry, worry, worry, I'm so painfully shy~
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Ripper's got some pipes dude! #NSFW http://pny.lv/05kdb
Sunday, 24-Jan-16 23:01:07 UTC from web -
Well, I sadly have to go. Again -_-
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@tiffany Wow.
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@tiffany Thatbis wonderful Mr Tiffany Rider! You said a thing about glroious memes! May I peruse said memes? I would love to STARE SENSUALLY at them!