Notices by MetalTao (metaltao), page 57

  1. Well, Pearl McGarmick just set the world record for eating the most cows in one sitting while wearing his usual hijab. It was later reported that the man was not wearing a hijab but it was in fact a man pretending to be a black ghost. Police are looking for the man to congratulate him on his world record

    Saturday, 13-Feb-16 03:29:18 UTC from web
  2. What? Hi!

    Saturday, 13-Feb-16 03:18:05 UTC from web
  3. God damn it NASA! http://pny.lv/077ce

    Tuesday, 09-Feb-16 04:12:05 UTC from web
  4. Good night everyone http://pny.lv/074rk

    Monday, 08-Feb-16 08:12:29 UTC from web
  5. @scribus The government stopped a few women who were communicating with ISIL agents to travel to the Middle East to become brides and such. Some records were intercepted and some tweets were posted from ISIL nick naming these women who would come over there "Jihotties" or something weird.

    Monday, 08-Feb-16 06:36:49 UTC from web in context
  6. @scribus Is this the Jihotties thing? Because that's bananaedous

    Monday, 08-Feb-16 06:33:43 UTC from web in context
  7. @scribus Yes. Which is kind of poignant for the new game HomeWorkd.

    Monday, 08-Feb-16 06:29:25 UTC from web in context
  8. We need water benders. They would contort the world... Maybe they would be able to... Where am I going with this?

    Monday, 08-Feb-16 05:56:11 UTC from web in context
  9. @scribus Katara, the one true blood god

    Monday, 08-Feb-16 05:53:34 UTC from web in context
  10. @scribus "Blood play" God...

    Monday, 08-Feb-16 05:34:47 UTC from web in context
  11. Time to own up... Who blew the mosquito?

    Monday, 08-Feb-16 05:23:47 UTC from web in context
  12. Is it ok to be racist against mosquitos? everywhere the move in, they ruin.

    Monday, 08-Feb-16 05:22:56 UTC from web in context
  13. Bots

    Saturday, 06-Feb-16 01:59:05 UTC from web
  14. Well!

    Saturday, 06-Feb-16 01:01:21 UTC from web
  15. Ughhhhh

    Friday, 29-Jan-16 03:26:23 UTC from web
  16. @mushi No

    Friday, 29-Jan-16 03:25:43 UTC from web in context
  17. My Animal Crossings character is Lenny

    Thursday, 28-Jan-16 23:57:37 UTC from web
  18. @bobo Yay! BOOB!

    Wednesday, 27-Jan-16 05:48:20 UTC from web in context
  19. @northernnarwhal Oh my god! This girl! It's called stylistichOIce and reference! It doesn't mean... It's hilarious!

    Wednesday, 27-Jan-16 01:38:47 UTC from web in context
  20. @redenchilada I can understand that, it can be comparable to nail polish but Sudsy. I also feel the same way about coffee, I only drink coffee with lots of peppermint. It seems to help with the bitter after taste a lot. Spent twenty bucks in a few days when I found that out.

    Wednesday, 27-Jan-16 01:35:48 UTC from web in context
  21. @redenchilada I found some to be quite pleasant.

    Wednesday, 27-Jan-16 01:31:24 UTC from web in context
  22. How y'all doing!

    Wednesday, 27-Jan-16 01:25:43 UTC from web
  23. Also, I jumped into ice. It hurt.

    Wednesday, 27-Jan-16 01:25:30 UTC from web
  24. Anyone else like I am Legend? The book I mean. We're reading it for Sci Fi class and I remember it sparsely from when I first read it.

    Wednesday, 27-Jan-16 01:25:07 UTC from web
  25. Today I told my friends at school about the interesting symbolism on the monster energy drink cans such as the fact that the O in Monster is a phi symbol used in energy equations and that the M with the three claw marks is actually Hebrew numbers for the number 6. Also the phi subtle has a small cross in it denotes by the smaller lines that make a T where the lower part is much thicker.

    Wednesday, 27-Jan-16 01:24:25 UTC from web in context
  26. Worry, worry, worry, love is passing me by~ Worry, worry, worry, I'm so painfully shy~

    Monday, 25-Jan-16 06:43:40 UTC from web in context
  27. Ripper's got some pipes dude! # http://pny.lv/05kdb

    Sunday, 24-Jan-16 23:01:07 UTC from web
  28. Well, I sadly have to go. Again -_-

    Saturday, 23-Jan-16 21:35:52 UTC from web in context
  29. @tiffany Wow.

    Saturday, 23-Jan-16 21:35:39 UTC from web in context
  30. @tiffany Thatbis wonderful Mr Tiffany Rider! You said a thing about glroious memes! May I peruse said memes? I would love to STARE SENSUALLY at them!

    Saturday, 23-Jan-16 21:33:26 UTC from web in context