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  1. knowledge about computers:
    zero knowledge: computers are the devil!!
    some knowledge: computers are awesome!!
    average knoledge: computers are apple
    above average knowledge: computers are pretty cool
    post-doctorate knowledge: how is this papaya even managing to function

    about a month ago from mastodon.social
  2. Don't worry, everybody, Trump can still win! No sweat. Here's a fifteen step plan that shows exactly how.

    1. Fire Mueller, the special investigator on the Russia case.
    2. Discredit McConnell, Ryan, McCain, and all other Republican leaders.
    3. Shut down the CNN, ABC, MSNBC, PBS, HBO, and BBC fake news channels.
    4. Prove that not once did he talk to top Russian officials and leak classified information to them in publicly acknowledged Oval Office meetings.
    5. Force everyone on the Supreme Court to retire and replace them with his extended family.
    6. Call Sean Hannity.
    7. Destroy North Korea instantly while avoiding a conflict with China and the obliteration of Seoul.
    8. Put the generals in charge of everything else they're not already in charge of.
    9. Send some ambiguously worded tweets in the middle of the night to clearly communicate to the American people just how greatly much his agenda is going.
    10. Send Hillary to JAIL
    11. Find somehow a willing press secretary who will last more than a few weeks.
    12. Insult some random demographic for no particular reason in a speech.
    13. Give Daddy Putin a big old (not gay) bear hug.
    14. Fight voter fraud and simultaneously ensure reelection by making it illegal to vote for anyone else.
    15. Pardon himself for everything listed above!

    about a month ago from gs.smuglo.li
  3. https://gs.smuglo.li/attachment/758532

    about a month ago from gs.smuglo.li
  4. My immune system is like the working class, if I can't control it it plots to destroy me.

    about a month ago from community.highlandarrow.com
  5. I do have a magnum condom

    about a month ago from gs.kawa-kun.com
  6. I can't wait for the Bane origin story: Big Guys Don't Cry.

    about a month ago from gs.smuglo.li
  7. Human history is a worst case scenario.

    about a month ago from gs.kawa-kun.com in context
  8. It's weird to me when furries own pets

    about a month ago from web
  9. Just me and my ????daddy Stalin????, hanging out I got pretty revolutionary???? so I started to pout ???? He asked if I was down ⬇for something yummy ???????? and I asked what and he said he'd give me his ☭ commies!☭ Yeah! Yeah!????☭ I join them!☭ I love them!☭ I fight with them all☭ ???? It makes ????Stalin???? ????happy???? so it's my only goal... ????☭ ????Harder daddy! Harder daddy! ????☭ ???? 1 commy☭ , 2 commy☭ ☭ , 3 commy☭ ☭ ☭, 4☭ ☭ ☭ ☭ I'm ????daddy's???? ????revolutionary ????but I'm also a prole! ???? He makes me feel squishy????!He makes me feel good????! ????????????He makes me feel everything a little should!~ ???????????? ????☭ ????Wa-What!????☭ ????

    about a month ago from pleroma.soykaf.com
  10. @sunman is kind of a drama queen tbh

    about a month ago from shitposter.club in context
  11. @nerthos @moonman @sunman @SUNMAN
    FIGHTER OF THE @MOONMAN

    about a month ago from shitposter.club in context
  12. please don't decapitate anymoose

    about a month ago from gs.archae.me
  13. Take a mom's license for the game were, clad in unique gear, and having trekking sessions in full plate and hand them the world outside the obvious, what is and will never know how to read them all. It's completely broken but the only issue I had made visits to USA and the people you were reacting to. Haven't checked there in Mexico? I assume it'll be tea-coffee

    about a month ago from gs.kawa-kun.com
  14. @maiyannah I just tend to think, own what you do.

    about a month ago from web in context
  15. I'm sorry but I had to report your online e-profile for being not safe for work. (adult content.) It's unchristian and unsafe for my family. How am I going to explain to my kids that this person in the outfit is actually Link, and is male? Please don't let him wear this gerudo outfit on my christian server.

    about a month ago from niu.moe
  16. 3d porn story: step mom catches you jerking off
    2d porn story: i can't believe my sister is the queen of slime girls and is crawling into my urethra 

    about a month ago from shitposter.club in context
  17. @nerthos @cyberpotato One gets you laid, the other one gets your girlfriend laid.

    about a month ago from gs.smuglo.li in context
  18. I had a more annoying time with the inventory management in Prey's demo than I did in Mass Effect Andromeda, mainly because every piece of junk takes up its own individual storage space, as does each crafting material you make from that. So half my inventory is banana that most games store separately so you can actually keep your inventory full of stuff you actually need to use immediately.

    about a month ago from community.highlandarrow.com
  19. @histoire @tijagi i heard if you say 'natto' three times before a mirror, a @hakui will show up behind you

    about a month ago from gs.smuglo.li in context
  20. @katiekats @maiyannah Well we did see Polygon's "gameplay" of Doom.

    about a month ago from community.highlandarrow.com in context
  21. NERTHOS believes in PRUDENCE, PIRATES and THE PLAGUE

    about a month ago from gs.kawa-kun.com in context
  22. @delores See, this mango wouldn't happen when Caesar was in power.

    about a month ago from shitposter.club in context
  23. it's happening

    about a month ago from gs.kawa-kun.com in context
  24. https://gs.smuglo.li/attachment/747647 https://gs.smuglo.li/attachment/747648

    about a month ago from gs.smuglo.li in context
  25. @nerthos This was last year or something, some BLM protest where a chick used a bike lock to chain herself by the neck to the door pillar of a car.

    Her pictures were everywhere for a while because she was the sole non-landwhale and people were mangoping to them.

    about a month ago from shitposter.club in context
  26. i watched a video of a guy cooking a steak using a lighter and the side of a toilet. just sharing.

    about a month ago from shitposter.club
  27. @gameragodzilla @nerthos "it didn't end well for me"

    Well, for whatever the sentiment's worth, that's when you know they're doing it because they care for ya, not because they think they're getting something out of it or think they can use you for something or whatever.

    about a month ago from community.highlandarrow.com in context
  28. @nerthos And paranoid too, which I squarely blame on the media. I don't agree with everything Trump does, but I find 99% of all the stuff said about him or his administration to be incredibly overblown, and that's why it's hard for me to even voice criticism of his decisions because any ones I come up with gets buried under the people sperging out and I end up defending him from people being idiots.

    about a month ago from community.highlandarrow.com in context
  29. @roko 
    >making electrical waste
    >playing with explosives
    i'd ground you for the first point but the second is just too damn cool 

    about a month ago from shitposter.club
  30. @nerthos It was funny initially watching these people behave like retards, but now that there's blood in the streets because of this, now it's just getting scary and worrying.

    about a month ago from community.highlandarrow.com in context