nerthos's favorite dashes
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"Nick gets way too much p**** to be a sidekick who gets no p****. And is also not really a side kick." "NO CARCINO YOU ARE THE SIDE KICK" "I'm not sidelining myself in my own story :<"
about 24 minutes ago from web -
Actually story time here. My last day of school was on a Wednesday, so as a joke I did, 3 DAYS REMAINING on Monday. But on Tuesday, and I went 2 DAYS REMAINING, it rained that day. It always rains on the 2nd day. I was scared after this.
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@zeldatra oh my god don't leave me with these weirdos
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@redenchilada I open RDN and this is the first thing I see. Wtf. XD
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@meloetta You say that like there is one welcomepony. There is not only one welcomepony. There are thousands. Tens of thousands. You can't take on all of the welcomeponies.
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@redenchilada Son, just because you say that like it doesn't hurt, doesn't mean I don't feel hurt.
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@zeldatra I'm going to take away your computer privileges young man.
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@meloetta I smell like maple syrup and old spice
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@redenchilada Ok. The belt is coming off.
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*runs off into the distance giggling like a little girl*
about 2 hours ago from web -
@ponygi Don't you just hate when the government tells you what watermelons you can and can't explode?
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Swords are the cool weapons m8s.
about 2 hours ago from StatusNet iPhone -
@flamingpandaomg Now I'm going to go change my name before someone else thinks I'm actually a girl again...
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@ponygi 'It's okay! Friendly fire's disabled!'
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@thelastgherkin I didn't even know it was possible to add people of the same sex on your phone.
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@equestriagaming I won't let you down (as long as you have low expectations)!
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@huggablysoft Ban them all. BAN THEM ALL!! Only the purging purity of the flames can save you now!
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and acording to that Ronaldo soccer player guy " Hospitals wont give us a world cup"
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"Dude... That reset wasn't necessary! You can just whack the neighbor with a net repeatedly until they get mad and move." Life Advice from /r/animalcrossing
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I followed Subversive Kawaii on tumblr because I wanted cute pixel pictures swearing, but half the time it's like "please don't say dumb because it's ableist" and "please don't say guys because it's male-as-default" and I didn't think those people actually existed.
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"Here it is, Stinky. Your grandpa's old hoe." "Pa? Why didn't you give this to me when I was plowin' the whole dang backward with a soup ladle?"
about 2 days ago from web -
@pegasusjones I'm fine with Borderlands. We've got this crazy spammer who hates me who shows up periodically and posts these...really surreal social justice rants about borderlands 2 and torchlight 2 and how they're sexist or something? He's caught onto the fact that I'm a furry and now he uses the phrase #getyiffed as an insult, which has passed into legend as a result.
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@redenchilada Have WelcomePony react to people mentioning Borderlands or Torchlight 2 by telling them to #getyiffed.
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Have @welcomepony automate the blaming of me and Widget by having it spam the timeline with OMG WHY WERE WE DOWN as soon as it comes back up.
about 2 days ago from web -
@redenchilada Include a spelling and grammar checking library so that we can rank posters by literacy
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@redenchilada can we have "Park" that just crashes Welcomepony?
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@solidpokestrike I think a "hole waifu" is something slightly different.
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@welcomepony Activate your murder engines. Lay waste to this place.
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@redenchilada 0
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*sweeps @redenchilada off their feet in a dramatic show of passion while locking lips*
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