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  1. @elomatreb
    ‘Mastodon deploys Mastodon’
    ‘Mastodon explores Fediverse’
    ‘Mastodon bans Mastodon’

    about a month ago from
  2. @verius Three.  Hermaphrodites have been well established as a third gender for a long time, its why I always find talk of the "gender binary" a bit amusing.  I suppose the vogue term for that now is "intersex" though, but that highlights a misunderstanding of what hermaphroditism is.  You're not "in between" one or the other.  You have both, though whether one or both parts work is another matter.

    about a month ago from in context
  3. tbh I feel like the "stigma" around HIV positive people is more like "please do not knowingly infect me with HIV"

    about a month ago from web
  4. If you die while wearing a VR headset you die in real life

    about a month ago from web
  5. He killed himself when Stalin found it too early

    about 2 months ago from
  6. @dolus gargron can defederate now

    about 2 months ago from in context
  7. Guilty as charged. Seeing money pile up is really bad. Doesn't really make sense. I understand that I can't remember the golden rule about early access: disappear and erase your traces once you've made enough money to start a neet colony. We all work fine.

    about 2 months ago from in context

    about 2 months ago from
  9. knowledge about computers:
    zero knowledge: computers are the devil!!
    some knowledge: computers are awesome!!
    average knoledge: computers are apple
    above average knowledge: computers are pretty cool
    post-doctorate knowledge: how is this papaya even managing to function

    about 3 months ago from
  10. Don't worry, everybody, Trump can still win! No sweat. Here's a fifteen step plan that shows exactly how.

    1. Fire Mueller, the special investigator on the Russia case.
    2. Discredit McConnell, Ryan, McCain, and all other Republican leaders.
    3. Shut down the CNN, ABC, MSNBC, PBS, HBO, and BBC fake news channels.
    4. Prove that not once did he talk to top Russian officials and leak classified information to them in publicly acknowledged Oval Office meetings.
    5. Force everyone on the Supreme Court to retire and replace them with his extended family.
    6. Call Sean Hannity.
    7. Destroy North Korea instantly while avoiding a conflict with China and the obliteration of Seoul.
    8. Put the generals in charge of everything else they're not already in charge of.
    9. Send some ambiguously worded tweets in the middle of the night to clearly communicate to the American people just how greatly much his agenda is going.
    10. Send Hillary to JAIL
    11. Find somehow a willing press secretary who will last more than a few weeks.
    12. Insult some random demographic for no particular reason in a speech.
    13. Give Daddy Putin a big old (not gay) bear hug.
    14. Fight voter fraud and simultaneously ensure reelection by making it illegal to vote for anyone else.
    15. Pardon himself for everything listed above!

    about 3 months ago from

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  12. My immune system is like the working class, if I can't control it it plots to destroy me.

    about 3 months ago from
  13. I do have a magnum condom

    about 3 months ago from
  14. I can't wait for the Bane origin story: Big Guys Don't Cry.

    about 3 months ago from
  15. Human history is a worst case scenario.

    about 3 months ago from in context
  16. It's weird to me when furries own pets

    about 3 months ago from web
  17. Just me and my ????daddy Stalin????, hanging out I got pretty revolutionary???? so I started to pout ???? He asked if I was down ⬇for something yummy ???????? and I asked what and he said he'd give me his ☭ commies!☭ Yeah! Yeah!????☭ I join them!☭ I love them!☭ I fight with them all☭ ???? It makes ????Stalin???? ????happy???? so it's my only goal... ????☭ ????Harder daddy! Harder daddy! ????☭ ???? 1 commy☭ , 2 commy☭ ☭ , 3 commy☭ ☭ ☭, 4☭ ☭ ☭ ☭ I'm ????daddy's???? ????revolutionary ????but I'm also a prole! ???? He makes me feel squishy????!He makes me feel good????! ????????????He makes me feel everything a little should!~ ???????????? ????☭ ????Wa-What!????☭ ????

    about 3 months ago from
  18. @sunman is kind of a drama queen tbh

    about 3 months ago from in context
  19. @nerthos @moonman @sunman @SUNMAN

    about 3 months ago from in context
  20. please don't decapitate anymoose

    about 3 months ago from
  21. Take a mom's license for the game were, clad in unique gear, and having trekking sessions in full plate and hand them the world outside the obvious, what is and will never know how to read them all. It's completely broken but the only issue I had made visits to USA and the people you were reacting to. Haven't checked there in Mexico? I assume it'll be tea-coffee

    about 3 months ago from
  22. @maiyannah I just tend to think, own what you do.

    about 3 months ago from web in context
  23. I'm sorry but I had to report your online e-profile for being not safe for work. (adult content.) It's unchristian and unsafe for my family. How am I going to explain to my kids that this person in the outfit is actually Link, and is male? Please don't let him wear this gerudo outfit on my christian server.

    about 3 months ago from
  24. 3d porn story: step mom catches you jerking off
    2d porn story: i can't believe my sister is the queen of slime girls and is crawling into my urethra 

    about 3 months ago from in context
  25. @nerthos @cyberpotato One gets you laid, the other one gets your girlfriend laid.

    about 3 months ago from in context
  26. I had a more annoying time with the inventory management in Prey's demo than I did in Mass Effect Andromeda, mainly because every piece of junk takes up its own individual storage space, as does each crafting material you make from that. So half my inventory is banana that most games store separately so you can actually keep your inventory full of stuff you actually need to use immediately.

    about 3 months ago from
  27. @histoire @tijagi i heard if you say 'natto' three times before a mirror, a @hakui will show up behind you

    about 3 months ago from in context
  28. @katiekats @maiyannah Well we did see Polygon's "gameplay" of Doom.

    about 3 months ago from in context

    about 3 months ago from in context
  30. @delores See, this mango wouldn't happen when Caesar was in power.

    about 3 months ago from in context