Notices by Rarity (rarity) tagged totw
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Thursday, 20-Jun-13 08:32:25 UTC from web
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#totw she charges @ceruleanspark with not changing the TOTW after a week
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#totw Waking from the rapture caused by that delicious mouthful, Joe watched as the creature began walking around, trying to find some more of the fantastic foodstuff. Seeing the other disc laying in the oil the creature quacked in glee, diving headfirst into the boiling oil in pursuit of it's prize. A minute later, Joe walked up to the now silent creature. His scalded mouth frowning as he stared at it's limp form “Do Nut Meth Wif Me!” He shouted, turning his back on the creature. Suddenly, a flash of light came from his flank. Turning to get a better look, he saw one of the discs he had created, though it was covered in pink frosting and sprinkles. It was a cutie mark. Joe smiled. He had found a new calling, albeit one that's main tenets were similar to his father's. After all It is said that the best way to a creature's heart is though it's stomach.
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#totw Joe's focus was broken by a monstrous Quack! Jumping around, Joe came face to face with one of the most feared creatures in Zebrica; the Rhinoceduck. With the body of a rhinoceros and the head of a duck, the mere sight of this beast would send many combat bakers running. Before Joe could consider that, the creature began to charge. In desperation, Joe plunged his mouth into the oil and pulled out one of the discs holding it in front of him as a makeshift shield. Like all of Joe's attempts at baked armaments however, it was too soft and fluffy the horn went straight through it. Joe screamed, waiting for the impending impalement... He opened his eyes in shock, however, as a new taste entered his mouth. For you see, the Rhinoceduck's horn had made a hole right through the centre of the protective pastry, sending the centre into Joe's screaming mouth. The creature too was fascinated by this creation, ignoring Joe as it removed the pastry from it's horn and devoured it.
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#totw As the son of the great combat baker Pony Pony, the slightly more imaginatively named Pony Joe had only one dream, to follow in his father's footsteps and become Equestria's greatest combat baker. Unfortunately, he had no talent whatsoever for the craft. His baked weaponry was soft, easily broken, and completely unsuitable for monster slaying. His father, tired of the constant failures sent his child to the wilds of Zebrica with only one mission; slay a beast. Arriving with only a knife, Joe slowly collected resources, using his combat baker knowledge to create yeast, flour, oil, and other essentials from the native plants. Finally he was ready. Joe began mixing the ingredients, then shaping the dough till he had the two round discs that would act as armour plates for his sides. Placing the discs into a cauldron of boiling oil Joe watched with rapt attention as they expanded, which would explain why he didn't notice the horrifying beast behind him
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I propose a novel answer to the the #totw: Angry Fluttershy from putting your hoof down. It was the most interesting she's ever been/
